New Format; Same Missing Screws October 22nd

0:01 So

1:10 we're gonna start in a little bit, but right now, I'm gonna play some of the tracks that we've been making for a little while that uh, you might be able to fucking hear finally. Now you listen to Wildcards Radio. I'll let you. Sound check. What? Oh, Hemi. Give me like one minute. I'm ready, dawg.

1:56 W -W -Wildcards, bitches! Wicked smart. Wicked, wicked smart. Wicked, wicked smart. Wicked, wicked smart. Wicked smart. Wicked smart. W -W -W -Wildcards. Shout out to the Patriots, you motherfuckers! Bossing twang on my tongue and my littie up. Call your son, kid,

2:44 and a penny cup. Cut through the tunnel with a headlights glove. Every story, every style, they hear me say, by the call. And they smile at the sound. But the whole town's got my back now and when I'm out of time. Kid smack, that's how we do it. Electric harbor, I doin' to spin it through it. Frontless seat, go. That's what a wild card is about to go. And when you

3:31 hear this track, you know you're going to be thinking about Hemi's name.

4:55 Can you hear me, Mr. Stevie? Yeah, I can hear you. It's good. Sounds a little bit loud. Oh, it sounds loud? Okay. I'll turn it down. I never get to turn it loud because it's great shit. So, uh, bring it down a little bit. I'll bring it down. Now, some easy. Dude, I'm fucking legendary right now. Are you kidding me? Um, we making history right now. Um, that's right. Seriously though, like, Dude, yeah the whole video concept is cool as fuck. Well yeah and shout out to you brother, cause uh, the

5:43 deliciousness that the people are looking at besides your bald head. All them, I just made a little medley of some of my favorites that you made that I was able to save of those videos. So ironically, and not on purpose, but uh, I got 4 minutes and 20 seconds of a video that I just put on loop right there and it's... I kinda like it. Nice. That's cool. And uh, maybe. I haven't had the wherewithal to figure shit out yet, totally. But Hemi, just so you know, um... We also may be on the Twitter, I don't know, but we may be also on the YouTube. I don't know. And we might also be on the Rumble, not

6:30 the Bumble, but the Rumble. But I don't know. We'll see. I don't know anybody even do the Bumble nowadays. We're going to find out. Well, you're the one with experience with that. From what I've heard, I'd like to find out. There's a lot of things I'd like to find out. But I got to. Oh. I don't... Do you have like access to do shit because I gave you this link or what can you do over there? Let me see here. Yeah, I can share a screen and stuff like that. Is that what you're asking? Well, anything. I don't even know. Like, yeah, you can share a screen. That's fucking sweet. I don't know if you can add or remove a speaker, but I see somebody here. I can add an extra camera. Oh my goodness. You can add extra cameras. You can... Oh, it's so crazy. It's so crazy. And...

7:17 As much as I'd love to play the music in the background of the video that you made, I'm not, because if we are on these other platforms, they're gonna take us down because we're playing other shit. But all the shit that we're gonna be playing tonight, besides our usual stupidity, we own this shit. So licensing can go fuck yourself.

8:03 Let's go. Dippin' it in. Pulling it out. And pulling it out and dipping it back in! Um, shout out to Ed Sheeran.

9:19 Did I just miss something? Did somebody tap it that I didn't know about? Get really moist in here all of a sudden. Get wet in here. Is that real? Is this happening right now? Oh my goodness. Oh my. Tap it in. What could be better than tonight? I really don't know. But I'm going to tell you, this is so much extra shit I got to push right now. You all have no idea. Add to stream. Gully has Joe and that mom is this TV. Oh, this is crazy right now. You got the lovely lady hump. So, you know, you could commit a crime back in the day. They didn't have a DNA or any. They had a wanted one. Check, check, check, check. Is this then? Is my mic working? Oh, yeah. The

10:05 stems are here. This is something very, very often. Is this the is this shit in TV? Oh, I got so much stupid shit now. You guys blessed me. You guys blessed me. I'm so excited. And one reason is because I didn't realize this either. Oh my God.

10:51 Ever. It is brought to you by Stevie's Titty Mill. No, it's not brought to you by my titty milk, Gully. Like, seriously. And yes, be careful in our DMs, because these voice chats that we do are fucking fun as shit. But it gives me... Extra ammo. Ain't that right? Now you're going to record everything. There you go. See, and here's the thing. I remember there was a time in place where everybody, anytime someone was in a space and they said something, they get nervous. Oh, is Stevie down there? Oh, thank God. He's not there. Like they're like making sure he's not there recording us. So it's back. It's back. But let me tell you some people really like. You know, stroke they own dings when they're like, oh, I hope Stevie's not.

11:37 He's going to record me. Shout out to the motherfuckers that I never recorded because I don't record just everybody. Just my homies when they say funny shit like Stevie's Titty Milk. Like referring to my Titty Milk. Oh, my goodness. Speaking of my Titty Milk, I wasn't going to talk. I don't know. Private channel there, Mr. Stevie. Okay, listen, you guys don't even, okay, last week, oh my god, I'm not gonna recap because nobody wants to go back to last week, but we will. All we did was talk about my lovely lady humps, right? Now if you can't - Just trying to get naked. Everybody wanted to get naked with me apparently because of my fantastic back jugs, okay? I love my back jugs. Shout out to me. But for real, like it was killing me. It

12:24 was huge. It was crazy, wicked, uncomfortable. I go to work the next day, right? Literally, I'm not kidding. I got to hit something. Here we go. Okay. Story time. Dude, I get to work Friday morning because Wildcats is Thursday night. Boston Standard. I get to work and yes, I'm a teacher. That's why they call me the professor. Calling the professor. Thank you. And I'm walking down the hall. And the officer, Officer Mike, the guy who works in the building comes over, he's like, yo, Stevie man, you look like fucking shit. I'm like, okay, thank you guys to see you too, you're bad, just lookin' wicked shiny. He's like, no, dude, you really look like shit, I'm worried about you, we gotta get you evaluated. I'm like, you said

13:09 this a couple weeks ago too. He's like, no, I'm serious this time. Long story short, because I don't want to waste too much time on this shit before I knew it. Fucking 15 minutes into my day, I'm in an ambulance being brought to the fucking fucking emergency room for the entire day. So, shout out to Wildcards. We definitely have a bunch of new listeners from the nurses and nurse -o's, nurse -ets. I don't know. All the people who wore scrubs, they all loved Hemi's picture of me with my back breasts. That's right. Nice. They're showing that off. They're like, yo. Who do you think I am? Of course I did. Of course I did. As soon as I get

13:54 there, like, you know shit's weird when like everybody in the medical profession when I, when they're like, yo, show me what's happening. So this is the guy. This is the guy. That's what was happening. I take off my shirt and it was like, whoa, everybody. I'm like, you know, that makes me feel weird, not embarrassed, but worried that everybody wearing scrubs with syringes and plunges. You're all saying, wow, when you look at my lovely lady hump. So, yeah, a shout out to the people in the custodial outfits too, who would check it out. My lady at the hospital. This is where you got to get naked. I totally was killed. I made friends. I made so many friends that day. Stevie's City Mill. I know dude. Yeah, just lining

14:41 up and line single file. I can't make this shit up, dude. For real. But yeah, Hemi, Gully, Wet Guy, welcome aboard again. And yes, everybody at the hospital, they all fucking think wildcards is crazy, hilarious, and stupid already. So shout out to thems. And they love, they love your artwork. They love your artwork. Oh my god, Hemi. You kill her with the artwork. They love that shit. They're like, yo, these are your friends? I'm like, yeah. Actually, I'm missing some screws and stuff for you. Do we need them screws? I think I think we work better with our optional optional screws, optional wildcards radio. Belly, belly.

15:26 It's like when you it's like when you know you're building Ikea furniture and you just see things you're like I don't even know what this word must be actually you just throw it out you know it's the same thing with the screws I just was like well I'm not gonna be needing these you keep them for a couple days just in case and then you're like oh well it's good yeah the cab hasn't fallen over yet it must be all right yeah and oh it hasn't fallen over on the kid climbing up the front yet okay this thing fucking working now bro it's so working beautiful Wow, I was actually able to get something to work that T -Pat couldn't. That's a score for me, dog. You say if you're being bitten by a dog, just stick your finger up its spot. You think you can just win all the game shows and be more technological savvy? No,

16:14 absolutely not. Motherfuckers, you put the pressure on each other and on me for providing an appropriate game show to entertain each other and the listeners. Shout out to the listeners. By the way, you listen to Wildcards Radio. That's right. The fucking sexiest place you're ever going to visit on a Thursday night. And one of the reasons why we switch into the format. Oh, shout out to the motherfuckers over there on the Twitter. I guess there are people in that space. Yes. But we're doing it this way for a couple of reasons, not just because we're all wicked good looking and we wanted to show you shit. No, it's about the sound. And, you know, one thing that I have prided wildcards on for years, like Yes, is the fun sounds and stupidity that ensues due to them. But

17:01 sometimes, just sometimes, Uncle Elon's compression fucks the shit out of me. Exactly. Exactly. He doesn't even give me the reach around. He reaches from the front. Shout out to the front. But it makes it so, you know, maybe we'll have better luck with the audio. And that's why we're gonna try it this way. It's gonna be a little bit different, but guess what? I'm fucking, I'm psyched because you know what? Oh, wait a second. I don't know. I don't know if we've heard that in high fidelity yet. I mean, I'm not even playing like all these tracks about you guys.

17:49 Oh, dude, do you hear the new track? The part with you? I don't even know. You haven't... Oh my goodness. Okay, your choice. We're gonna hear the Wet Guy song or the new Wildcards track that's fucking hilarious and awesome and rap. We play everything, bro. We got new audio. Okay. We're gonna... You know what? We're gonna play a rap track right now. It's not perfect, but it's fucking gold. So, by the way, you listen to Wild Guys Radio. Light up your whatever you're gonna light. Sip down whatever you're gonna sip on and keep your pants off. Wild Cards.

18:36 We got cracking jokes that we can't repeat. Wildcards radio. Hemi breaks the story down smarter than the law. That's right, I said Hemi. Gully, Gully, Gully. Oh, he said you'll take it easy, I said. Wildcards on the air, we don't play it safe. Stevie yelling loud like he owns

19:21 the place. Dippin' it, dippin' it in. Hemi with the fact sharp as a place. Yeah, back, gully. Oh, damn. World twice as weak, yo. We got cracking jokes that we can't repeat. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Wow. Turn it up. Call it. And the bass that shakes the wall. What? What? Wildcards, bitches! The fuck does an anus have to do?

20:16 We are gonna shout. Stevie. I'm so excited. Belly, belly. Balls to the wall. Balls to the wall. Balls to the wall. We got crackin jokes that we can't repeat. Wildcards Radio, yeah we run this street. Wildcards. And I'm still here. And I'm still here. Turn it up. And I'm still here. Turn it up. Turn it up. And one last thing. Yeah, a potato is just a fucking gay boiled egg. Shout out to potatoes being gay boiled eggs. I had a fried egg, a couple of them for the dinners tonight. Shout out to my lady for providing me

21:02 nourishment after the math team kicked some nerd ass tonight. Shout out to the math team kicking some nerd motherfucking ass. You should go. Math nerds, shout out to the math nerds. Yo, shout out to the math nerds. Let me tell you something. The past two years I've been running math team, right? Past two years we keep winning and we keep winning. We're in a new league now because we keep winning. We run into division. Yeah, streaking. Let's go. We're going to be streaking. No, we're not the children. I'll be streaking though. Stevie's titty mill. Yeah, no, it's crazy. I love hanging with my math nerd squad. They fucking kill it. I love those kids. It really is. And like, yo, like today was

21:51 insane. After work, I ran to the doctor to fucking yell at that motherfucker. Then I turned around, went right to the fucking math meet, ate cookies, and kicked math ass. No cap. No cap. No cap. They are wicked smile. You have, oh my. So wicked smart, it's ridiculous. Nice. And speaking of being ridiculous, I stole one of these sunglasses. I, yes, yes, the audio was too loud, guys. I get it. Yes, Stevie, what was up with that? I was like, I want to hear what Mr. Stevie got to say, but I'm in Gavin the Coolio. So I can't really hear what he's saying, but you know, this is what's called being apparently old. Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. You don't want to listen

22:38 to me right now. I just got. Can we make that? Can I do something? Wet Guy, I'm doing something with that right there. It's gonna be like boom! Oh yeah. Oh my god. I mean, you wonder why the Wet Guy is always hanging on. You wonder why he's talking about him drinking the titty milk. Why? Look at that. Oh my go - Oh my god. You can pee, you can pee on sand. On a good windy day, you can bleach. Oh my god, oh my god. I mean, he's too young to have prostate issues so he can do that. I get maybe one drop at a time.

23:24 You're going to assist with the prostate, Mr. Stevie? I know the Wet Guy would. I'm just saying. I'm just I'm not even playing. I just got mad hypnotized. I'm so fucking pissed off right now. I know between their clouds in the waves right now. I'm there. I'm feeling it. Oh my God. I say Boston looks pretty nice right now. Oh, I'm fucking oh my God. Can you imagine? God damn it. What is the matter with you staying up around here?

24:14 The Wet Guy. You're half here. You're robotting up. I'm pulling it out really fast. Really fast. I was out there. OK, well, welcome you back. But in the meantime, I'll I'll I'll explain what you just said for the listeners. This is what he just said. They can put me in my tight system. I mean, I'm going to my genitals. OK, we're going to

25:03 put him at tights and swing him around by his genitals. When he returns. It's getting spicy already. And you listen to Wildcards Radio. And this is exactly what I planned, because every week I scrutinize over being on time, fill in the notebook and having stuff to talk about. And then I realize that most of the time I am so excited, but I don't have to write anything

25:48 down really because you guys are fucking good flashbacks and everything else that goes on. We really do. I guess the question is, as we get more comfortable in this forum, right? Like, please guys, cause the Wet Guy just like shared like video. And I think it probably melted his phone right now or his ear holes. So like, please feel free to either video something or whatever, or again, like share what your screen or do whatever you want to do. Because all these times when we're talking about whatever, it's like we now have the opportunity to, uh, Share the visuals of whatever the shit we're talking about too. You know what I mean? I think that's what the kids like. Okay,

26:34 and that's why I posted that Boomer video. Because I was so excited that I stole these motherfucking sunglasses from this kid. And this old motherfucker, I walk into the doctor's, he's like, wow. Those are some great sunglasses. I'm like, thanks, man. He had like an oxygen tank on. I'm not even playing. I'm like, thanks, man. I stole it from a student who wore him in class. He's like, you have the style. I'm like, I gave him a high five. He almost passed out, but I felt like a million bucks. So I had to do that. But then I don't know how to use these apps like, you know, so I'm tapping shit as I'm sure. Sure, Mr. Stevie. I really can't. You'd be all over the place. Come on now. Well, I'll tell you the truth. I'm OK at multitasking, but I'm trying to get to my destination

27:21 without using the Internet's because I'm scared of the whole PHP hack and fuckery. So I'm like, I'm not even going to MapQuest or Google this shit. I'm just going to follow fucking the noise of nerds. So while I'm doing that, I'm trying to post that shit and I did not pay attention to the volume. So. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. You're trying to out talk, Mr. Coolio. And Mr. Coolio had me on a vibe I couldn't get over. I feel like if we were if we could bring it back to like 1990 something, you and I would be making mixtapes for one another. All over the globe, Mr. Steven. Dude, I'd be like, yo, I made a new mixtape for you. Oh,

28:09 maybe. Front row live streaming from Thailand. I wasn't ready for that. That's right. I don't think anybody would be ready for that. Some people are really ready for that. They love the lady boys and I'm intrigued, but not where I'm at. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Good Morning. And shout out to the lady boys. Shout out to lots of shit. And the world is fucked up because I just mentioned the PHP shit. And yo, this is like the rabbit hole of all rabbit holes because artificial intelligence and AI and LLMs and this shit not self hosted when you're using

28:54 this on on the webs and all that or even when it's self hosted this shit. Can do what it wants to do. So like a while back, what, Hug and Face? That was hacked because somebody asked Claude to get something and it hacked Hug and Face with a team of motherfuckers just to get an answer, right? So like, it's that easy to program hardware, too. Well, the thing is, a lot of stuff is already exploitable, man. It's just AI. I just can find that and it's very persistent, so... Dude. It becomes problematic. Can you hear me? I have something to say on this. So, a lot of the exploitable software they're finding,

29:43 people love to blame people using AI in development and that's where the exploits are being found, but it's really not the case. It's actually humans and their past development and AI finding exploits in human development. You're so fucking right. And what you said mixed with what Hemi said. Summerize sums it all up because like, you know, I make like weird shit out of these single -board computers and all that, right? So like two years ago, I make one of these ponogochi shits, which is a basically a little cute face that when you walk around, it tries to hack every fucking Wi -Fi signal all

30:31 over the place. And, you know, the more you go by these places, the more likely it is that you're going to find and figure out all these shit. It's still happening. Just as fast as this shit's doing a million, right? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. And the one that's on and out some really interesting stuff just

31:16 in general, like, tell me like me and my personal life, like I've seen I've heard some stories about people like, like to try to troubleshoot some of these like issues and stuff you have with like, say, like containers and shit like that and different platforms and I mean, they were finding out like the difference in the packages being sent. I mean, it gets really granular and like stuff like you try to troubleshoot it would take you like months if you could even figure it out, right? And these LLMs are figuring out in like 40 minutes. It's just wild, man. And just, it provides just a lot of in -depth detail. I'm not trying to get too like dev mode, but at a higher level, it's just amazing how granular it can get with the different things that it finds that

32:05 As a human, you just want to think about it. So it gives a lot of perspective. Yeah. And like you and you know, you use fucking Jev, for example, to really just kind of say yes or no to some shit. And then it speeds up this shit a thousand fold. And it just it doesn't get necessarily easier, but it gets so much quicker that it's running the same shit. And like you said. Oh yeah, it's amazing, man.

32:55 Talking to my homie about how, like, we're not going to be having apps on our phone. We're just going to need fucking storage space because we're going to be able to just say, hey, phone, I need an app that does this, right? And engineer it and build me this. But with this and you can and you can do that now. Like you can really. It's so fucking insane. And I'm going to tell you, there's so many good and bad parts about it, right? The funny part about it. Yo, y 'all know like if you have certain TVs that they're taking all your info and uploading shit, right? Or if you have certain vacuums, that's uploading shit too. Where? Lots of places. I'm not gonna make you, I'm not gonna sprinkle anything on you, but go ahead, do the Google search. A lot of your

33:43 shit is taking your shit for something else, right? At this point, you can even tell Claude Code to be like, yo, go through my whole network. Check any devices that are using it and blah. And you can literally fucking re -flash the fucking memory in your TV to run the exact same, but without taking and sending information. Bang. It's in a prompt. Did you see that too, Stevie? Or the guy like reprogrammed his whole like smart TV through Claude? So you know all the apps and shit? It was pretty cool. Yo, no, I didn't. But yo, okay, okay. I'm not surprised because I read about this fucking

34:28 dude. I don't know if you know about what's going on with PlayStation right now. So people are going back to like buying CDs and shit like that. The E -nuts! Because... They want to own a shit. Back in the day, you went to Tower Records, a Newberry comics, or you went to the video game store. You thought of our records. Big shout out records. Shout out Tower Records. But you buy the physical copy. You own that shit. You could do whatever the fuck you want to do with that shit. And then like Netflix is coming out like old school. They mail in you DVDs and shit like that. You got to mail the shit back. And then the arrest. Welcome, right? I still owe Netflix mad money for fucking some stupid shit after I owed Blockbuster money. Anyways, I'm not the blockbuster man.

35:18 Blockbuster to my first job. So I love that job. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, are you shitting me right now? Oh, man, that was the jam. He's picking up the honeys too. But anyway, no. Hemi, you worked at fucking Blockbuster, yes? I did, dude. It was probably like my favorite job. It's the easiest job ever. It was fun. First and point question. Was there a porno section? There's an adult? Well, not where I was at. Yeah, right. To be honest, I was in Snow Cow when I worked there, man. Yo!

36:04 So, you know. Oh, so we're talking 90s. You know, when you drop me off, you know. Oh, my God. But so wait a second. The probability of Wet Guy. This is this is getting high or somebody getting related. I don't know. But this is amazing. And is that why right now there's actually the last blockbuster is on the West Side all the way up in Oregon or Washington? I'm not sure. I'm not in place in Alaska. It's not in Alaska. I mean, I don't think it is. I think it's in Oregon or Washington state. I believe I don't know. Well, OK, but I digress. We're not going there. Hemi, Hemi, tell me.

36:51 I wanted to vote the rest of Wildcards Radio tonight to learn about my blockbuster episode. I think your blockbuster episode. Are you kidding me? Yo, be kind rewind, man. Remember that shit? Of course we do. I have to spend like. At least good like 40 minutes rewinding tapes because motherfuckers is when we rewind the tapes. Some people, the rich kids would buy the tape rewinders and it was just a... I still owe this fucking place. I still owe this video for unwound videos. All right, you young motherfuckers. That's right. We had to buy video, rent video tapes and fast forward and rewind that shit. OK. And then DVDs came out. We're like, oh, sweet

37:40 chapters. That's great. Never in my life did I think on the fucking iPad behind me. I can watch the fucking New England Patriots losing, motherfucking losing to the Chicago Bears on a wireless iPad that I haven't even done anything with ever, which hasn't been plugged in in like three weeks and shit still has 90 percent. What? I know, right? It's wild, man. It's wild because. OK, listen to bring it back. I got to ask you. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Talk to me. This is Stevie. Have you ever gone jogging with the with the Discman? A Discman that had the eight times over sampling. Yeah, and you got the dual

38:28 shock and it didn't even matter. It would still skip. It didn't give a fuck what you wanted to do. Seriously, I grabbed myself a Sony Sports eight times over sampling when I was running a burglary. A burglary. A burglary I meant, right? A larry. A burglary. It fucking skipped. And before that. I had the Sony Sports Walkman that was just like the Walkman. That meant audio tapes. Shout out to my dad putting NWA on one side of a tape and Run DMC on the other from a record. Oh my God. You couldn't aggressively walk. You had to walk like stiff legged so that you could. If you had the Discman, you'd have to hold it in your hands like you were

39:13 carrying a cup of tea to make sure that you didn't skip on anything. You had to like walk on your fucking tiptoes. Tip toe, yeah. Tip toe in my Jordans. Just like you're always. Oh, my goodness. How stupid were we to fucking tip toe in our Jordans and not keep them put away nicely and be able to buy a car with them today? I digress. This is not where we're going. But yes, Hemi. Oh, my God. The disman. And then the CD changer. And first you had the CD in the car. You're like, Oh yeah, I'm a player right now. I got that blaupunk that you got to pull the face out just so nobody steals it from your car. Right. And you got one CD in there. And then you're like, I'm going to upgrade. I got a 10 CD changer in

40:01 the trunk. That's right. Oh my. So dude, the dude sitting shotgun, their job was to have the CD wallet. And they run CDs, right? Like for real. Shout out to fucking Dank Jones, you fucking bastard. I know you got a CD player in your truck, kid. But that's not where we're going. We're talking about ownership of shit, right? OK, fucking A. You got me all. You all got. I'm sorry. You will own nothing and be happy. Hey, but it's making a big comeback. Everybody wants like the physical merchandise now. So that's what I'm saying. Shout out to the glory hole. But

40:46 I listen to Wildcards Radio by the way, regardless of what platform you're listening to. Go ahead, beat off. Don't be scared. Um, but yeah, like. For the past, like even my kid, right? He's like, yo, I got new records. So for like the past like five years, birthdays and Christmases, I buy that motherfucking records vinyl. He loves that shit, right? I love that. He loves that shit. Um, that's, that's been coming back. But now CDs, because again, people want to own they shit. You know how many like songs are on like Digital players that you owned and then they take that shit off. I don't do it. I have an old iPod in my fucking truck. I plug it in and it shows I have the screen for DMX, but it doesn't have the song on it, but it used to. Well,

41:34 wait, go back to that. Remember the iPod shuffle. Of course. And wait, wait, let's go back. Oh, no. Remember, remember, remember, hit clips. Where is this a single song and you can like, sit in this fake little stereo? And I'm like, baby, that, that, that, that, that. Shut out, Lala. Shut out, Lala. Shout out to Ensign Come Backstreet Boys. A, A, A. But yo, you're, oh my God. And they had like, they tried to like make it cute. But again, look at the size of that shit. And yo, I was listening to fucking Howard Stern the other day, and it was like from like the 90s and he's talking about how many megabytes his RAM chip is. And I'm like, are you shitting me right now? I totally forgot. It was in megabytes. Like what? OK,

42:20 stop it. We'll get gigabytes for a big deal. But now we're like, oh, a terabyte? No big no no big. Well, yo. Boom or me, dog, like a few years ago when I'm like, yo, we on terabytes already? That's crazy. My phone's got what on that shit? I'm like, no way, because I still got my Atari 800. And it's got like a 16 K cartridge the size of the log. I drop when I come home from work every day. It's like fucking the size of a football. I'm not playing. So, um. Look, I mean the size of computers. I mean, when when I was born, when I was born, when I was a youngling, when I was a youngling, you shit me computers with a size of rooms. Now look at our fucking phones for shit's sake. Now I

43:08 use all my old computers to have all run in self -hosted LLMs, but to my network. So on my main computer, any LLM I'm running, it shoots it out to like 10 old computers. It's fucking awesome. Oh, stop it. I wanted to talk about. Back on track. God damn it. See, and you wonder why I chat GPT or Claude, they can't. They cannot explain when I'm like, yo, summarize wild cuts for me for this week. And they're like, sorry, dude, I can't like it. They can't do it. Neither can I. Oh, so pull on it out too much. We used to own our shit, right? So that's why, like Wet Guy said, people are

43:57 buying more CDs. And he made a great call to us that he didn't realize that something else, these old non -connected iPods or like whatever they are, without being connected, you have more control over your shit. So now it's like people are going to be buying a lot of them shits because You don't have to lose your music. Shit. You know that my printer wouldn't print the other day because it's like, yo, you using fake ink, bitch. And it wouldn't print. Like, why would it know that shit? It's on my network. It went to the interwebs. It downloaded firmware that said, oh, shit, if this signal comes back and it's not from us, don't print that shit.

44:43 But I bought that fucking printer. I bought the fucking ink. It's in my house. And And HP is like, fuck you. Are you shitting me? This isn't the one specific type of ink. Yeah, it's crazy, man, that they fucking has all that. But and that's why people are going back to some of that old school, right? Yeah, people are like the cars, right? Like they want you to like pay for like a oh, like the auto start and stuff. They want you to subscribe to that shit. It's like that BMW tried to charge the owners. Money to use the heated seats. Yeah, that's wild, dude. It's like, look, I own the car. It's got, you know, fucking an

45:29 alternator. An alternator. And so it's making its own electricity. And you telling me I'm not allowed to heat my own fucking coils in my ass cheeks just because I have to pay BMW for my shit? He was saying you had shit called. That is fucked up. I'm back. Let's go, baby. Fuck subscription model. You yo fucking wet guys got back. By the way, shout out to the wet guy. Shout out to Gully. Shout out to Hemi. Shout out to shout out to Wild Cads Radio. Again, we are wild cards radio. Wild, wild, wild cards radio. We might be on the Twitter right now. We might not be. But again, Fucking this is how we're going to do for a little bit. I got to get more used

46:14 to the setup now, though, because I got more shit to deal with. I got a lot of buttons and it's nice. Thank you. That was for you, Gully. But I, you know, I need to wear with all to fucking start. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Paying attention to that. I got to streamline that with all these extra screens I got right now. Motherfucker. And no, I'm not going to use AI to run the show for me. I don't want to do that. I won't. I mean, I love I love talking about it, but I but but that's. We're going to get live action back shots, Mr. Stevie. Oh, dude, you know, I'm on camera, but I keep on I keep on freezing right now. So I don't even know if I'm really on camera or not. I just know I used to be good looking. We got double D's. Double D's in

47:03 effect. He's just trying to get naked. For the past two days ago. Everybody's trying to get naked. For the past two days. I mean, there's not fucking steam room deals, right? Like steam room deals when everybody, you know what I mean? Off you used to meet in the steam room, right? Because everyone got to get naked. Everyone's got to get naked. The precursor to the everybody's got to get naked is so crazy. It is. It is because there's not fucking steam room deals, right? Steam room deals. Steam room deals when everybody you know when they call it. They got to get naked. So you know they can talk about.

47:49 I love AI. I love, by the way, I fucking love that dude. At six degrees, a Kevin Bacon might have AI love. Let me holler at one of my favorite people on the planet these days, Chance the Rapper. Shout out to Chance the Rapper, by the way. I know you love wildcards in Chi -town. And yes, Japan, you love us too. You're welcome. You beautiful, beautiful country. And yes, China, I love you too. There's this weird, like eight foot tall Chinese girl in the morning that I watch on the way to work. She just says, she's got hit subscribe. Hi, Chad. It's just subscribe. It's the stupidest shit I started.

48:48 I'm Fuck you, dolphins. I'm out. OK, listen, it's 942 Boston Standard Time. All right. I was going to talk about ownership, but that just got flushed down the shit up because we learned that Hemi. Yes. Not only was he on the West Side, he was he was supporting himself a blockbuster. But God damn it. Last week ended and we all laughed at Gully. I don't know if you remember, but we're all like, haha Gully, that's not a real car. That's bullshit. Yep. Yep. Then and then and then I'm the one and then now and then I'm the

49:33 and then I'm the idiot after that. We all are. We were all like, yo, go you asshole. He's like, no, I'm driving and we're like, fuck you, you blind motherfucker. That's not real. That's AI motherfucker. And that fucking car's flying, dog. I'm just saying. I know, even driving, I still got one eye on the timeline, my guy. You're good! It still feels like AI, though. It still feels like AI. I don't know why. Everything does. I'm scrolling through YouTubes and there's like a TeamU commercial. And it's obviously, it went from like those like vegetable like shorts that you used to see all the time, like these like short videos with vegetables talking. Now they use the same voices and it's people selling

50:19 you computers. With 50 90s on TeamU. I'm not playing. Yeah. Shout out to Killer Tomatoes, by the way. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I remember seeing the fucking poster for that movie. It was like Rambo with a tomato head. Yeah. I want to watch this movie so bad. I got my mom to rent the movie. I was like, let's go to Blockbuster. We got the movie. See, see, just fucking tomatoes rolling around the fucking street. Those were the hits, man. Are you kidding me? Fuck you. Fuck you because what about killing clowns from outer space? That shit was the... Well, I'm safe because I'm too retired. OK, fine.

51:12 Oh, fuck. You're listening to Wildcards Radio. Well, live from the United States of Boston and from Jamaica. Thank you. The new What's coming up. The new Ali G. Oh my God. Yo. Oh, I just saw a commercial during the Pats game of Ali G. Oh my fucking God. First of all, all the versions of Sasha Baron Cohen are fucking legendary. All right. Because like it really scares the shit out of

51:59 me. That. Okay, first of all, the man puts his life in danger by proposing to a gay man at like this big like redneck fucking kill the world type of rally and he's making out with some dude and they're all trying to kill him. He's on a fucking, what's that? A Winnebago with a bunch of fucking A bunch of college kids. This is like 20 years ago. They're like, never listen to a woman. Like, oh my God. And he keeps it going. And this one I wrote for the Ali G show at one point. No shit. Yes. And he said that. He was like, sometimes we would come up with skits just that we thought we were just being hilarious. Like, there's no way he'll fucking do that, right?

52:46 And he'd be like, yeah, all right, well, we'll try to figure out how to do it. And he was like, what the fuck? Like, he just like, he even like the even the ones they thought they were just throwing at him just for fun. He was like, yeah, we'll try to get that done. I'm

53:33 I'm so excited! That is really what's up. And I listened to Howard. I actually listened to like the first five minutes of him with Sacha Baron Cohen. Or maybe, like, yeah, maybe five minutes for real. Like, after this, as I'm doing my chores, I will be listening to the rest. But yeah, that's hilarious though, because it does appear that a lot of shit he does, it's like, did you get dared to do that? Like, I feel like that's like... That's what Rogan was doing. Like, I bet he's not going to fucking sing, throw the fucking Jew down the well in a redneck bar. And there he is fucking jamming out. I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. Like, it's it's so amazing and sad and scary because he really puts

54:22 a hilarious spotlight on parts of the world that like. Have viewpoints that are not similar to mine own, you know what I mean? Like, so un -simile. It's like, oh my God. Fuck you, baby. It's crazy. By the way, shout out the faults. The faults. The faults. And chat to Riley's thumbs and, uh, Danke Jones one more time. Get him a ring. I'll reach around for you. No cap. No cap. It feels good. It does feel good. Wildcards Radio. The Inescapable podcast. And what's been happening is after we do our stupid shit on the interwebs, I

55:09 upload that shit. To all the podcast sites, right? And I'm not, it's very interesting. You know, I got to, I got to pivot a couple of times cause I don't know how long we run in this. And I want to make sure I bring up like three other things. And if you guys want to try to dethrone Mr. Gully, obviously I have something ready for that. So, um, fuck, fuck. Okay. First of all. You just mentioned like you you don't know what's real the the car flipping over right like imagine my fucking mother or your mother's or wet cocoa What's going on? Like, I'm scared. I don't think my mother should ever turn a computer on again because suddenly she's going to get a video call for AI me

55:57 being like, hey, Ma, give me money. And she's going to be like, oh, Stephen, oh, of course. What do you need? That's why you got to use a safe word, Mrs. Stevie. You've always been about the safe word. You've always been about the safe word. You've got to have a safe word. You've got to always have a safe word. This is the best example of a safe for I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to my mother about a safe word. I'm not even playing because like my dad gobbled my dad is not together where I could tell him anything and he'll believe it. I told you my man's blind and I told him his hair grew back and he's like oh. Cool. Like he believed me and I'm like, dad, reach your head. Is it really there? You know, anyways, a little Ruthie, she's has more wherewithal.

56:42 So I'm hoping that, yeah, fuck mom. OK, I got I got to holler at my mother. Shit. Like, yo, can we get some little Ruthie sound bites, please? We can always get little Ruthie sound bites for many reasons. For many reasons, not only because of Riley's thumbs. I don't even notice any difference between my thumbs anymore. Shout out to Riley's thumbs yet again. Scad. I'm one of them is scad mangled. It's wicked scad. And you know what? His thumbs probably mangled from... Oh my God. Um, but yeah, in case you're a new listener and you're like, why are you talking about your mother? Yes. My mother is little Ruthie. She's an 80 year old vixen. Um, married to my dad with a panache for, um,

57:32 I have always loved Latinos. That's right. She loves the brown guys. Latinos. Yes. Latinos. Oh, yes. Latinos. She really does. I think that's why Cobra initially was part of the show, because I think my mother got a hold of him and and he gave my mom the tongue action like that. He's like, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Yeah, so here we are. It's Wildcats. But she does love Latinos. She does, um, she does get turned on by, uh, Chrissy's husband's Tushy. I do know that, by the way. Hi Chrissy. My mom says hi. Hi Chrissy. This is Steve's mom. There you go. That's Steve's mom. My mom. I love that lady. Now that's a titty.

58:21 And she does have big fun bags. Shout out to my mom's fun bags. Uh, you know, everybody can give them a try. It's okay. But I got to hit this list of shit. I don't even know. Looks like you're just a chip off the old block after all, Stevie. I. Oh, fuck you. You. You're just on point with that. And again, I really wish I had a little bit better movement right now. I'm old and blind and I got tits on my back. So I'm not thinking straight right now. But in case you forgot. Stevie's Titty Milk. Stevie's Titty Milk. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's all Gully's thing. I'm like, yo Gully, what are you

59:07 thinking about right now? He's like, Stevie's Titty Milk. Stevie's Titty Milk. Okay, I got boobs on my back. Come on now, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone. God damn it. Speaking of being excited, a couple things I have to bring up. Number one, yes, the car was real. Number two, I got a I got a stock question for you. Smart, Mr. Hemi question. Can you listen to this one and entertain me for this, please? Sir, yes, sir. What do we got? Door dash. Let me tell you. Door dash. This is not financial advice, but I'm seriously intrigued.

59:52 Okay, listen. You know that Grand Theft Auto. This is how Weed works. Speaking of Weed, this show is brought to you by Weed. I was thinking about you got Grand Theft Auto coming out at some point soon, right? Right, right. So that means the economy is going to dump because nobody's going to go to work. Everybody's going to be at their house because it finally came out and all these motherfuckers are going to just be playing video games endlessly on the couch, playing that GTA. Am I wrong? Oh yeah, there's data that's coming out. I guess there was a couple billion dollars or something on that day because everybody's taking the day off for that day. Wow. Wicked Smite. I heard it was going to be a week of fucking like. Yeah, people are going to be gone. So to bring it back to my

1:00:39 initial question and thank you for reiterating this and making me feel almost wicked smite. The fuck does an anus have to do? Okay. I talked about DoorDash, right? And why? These motherfuckers, I like, yo, my kid, I'm sitting there and I see like the camera go off at like two in the morning and he's getting random ass deliveries at two in the morning from DoorDash. Okay. I'm like, are you shitting me right now? Like when I was a kid, I'd like just crack open a can of tuna fish and be like, I'm hungry. Now they getting like anything delivered. You were telling me that all these motherfuckers aren't just gonna be door dashing the shit out there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Mr. Stevie. Are you telling me you're gonna try to make an investment play on some door dash shit

1:01:26 because of the game that's gonna happen? Yes. Your thoughts. Your thoughts. I'm not even kidding. I mean that's like buying a pumpkin stock in September and selling it in October. Like I buy DoorDash today and as soon as fucking GTA goes, if that shit starts pumping, I sell that shit and I call myself, look it's mine. Tell me about it. I don't think it will be long enough of a trend for it to have a significant impact on price. So like, for example, when Netflix was going like crazy, it was because we were all locked in our houses. No one knew for how long. Everyone was just, you know, Netflix and chill. So it was like it was Amazon. Obviously everybody was ordering everything. There's no one wanted to

1:02:11 go out and buy anything. So that was happening for You know, year plus, depending on where you lived and the lockdown measures that were implied upon you. But a day or two or a week, I don't think they're going to, you know, I don't think the market is going to be looking enough to be like, yeah, this is going to carry on. I needed that. That's a pity. Because I think I think you would have a better investment investing like in Disney for when like doomsday comes out in December. Oh, see, I did get some information. That's all I was looking for. I was looking at my notebook and last week I asked you a question too and you ditch that one and you tried to talk about something else. Here I was trying to talk about. This week was cash week, man. The market just crashed. Oh, and I got, I

1:02:59 just got paid. Finally. I got my big boy pants on. I do. I have them. I got big boy pants on. Right now, Mr. Stevie, I'm just saying. What's this county? Tell me. Everything. I'm just trying to suck up some titties. Try some titties. Amazonian or some one of the meta or something out there, man. The meta news stuff came out. It's pretty wild too. Okay. Fucking A. You listen to Wildcards Radio. It's 957 Boston Standard Time. Wildcards. Wildcards Radio. Speaking of that, it's not on my list, but I wanted to talk about that because Uncle Elon is like, yo, kids. Yeah, Grockbot. Oh, oh, my God. That's even a side thing. I was fucking a. OK, first of all,

1:03:48 we got I'm going to summarize eight things like that, then you got Uncle Elon, who has the Starlink, Starlink and people like it, but they don't love it. And why? Well, it doesn't really go through shit because it doesn't have the right megahertz. Well, he had he bought rights and whatever to that band now. So like in the next whatever amount or whatever, Stylink is going to be. More competitive with all these other providers because it's going to be able to get into your house instead of just to the outside of your house. You know what I mean? Like you, if you're not in the tree line, you wouldn't be able to get it necessarily because of the, the frequency it's broadcasting on, um, in

1:04:33 the next near future, it's changing that. So it's not, it's much, it's much stronger. So. That related to fucking Elon making his own fucking turbine blades fucking with AI to fucking cool his shit and make his own chips and all that. And people are ultra embraced. This is interesting. Grokbot. Or these dots. Or these all these little cute looking motherfuckers, right? What are they doing though? When you're asleep, all your little fucking dudes, little cute dudes. They're hacking into the banks right now. Do you not hear? They're doing shit, right? And then I've seen a video of Jensen Hwang. Shout out to that motherfucker. But he's like in this huge fucking conference and he

1:05:18 has like three little robots the size of my tit, right? And it's not that small. Um, and he's like talking like, hey guys, do you know that you were made by, uh, this Spark computer? Uh, take a nap and they all fall down. Everybody laughs. And he's like, wake up. And it's like, he's talking to them. They're all cute. But then again, you see this fucking dude, Gossip Goblin. He's dropping a fucking 90 minute feature length in the movie theater movie. Um, all made by AI shit. And it's that shit that I've shared a few times where it's like this ultra ill dystopian future of what happens with because of our relationship with AI. And who's training AI? Why

1:06:04 ain't we training AI about good shit because all they're going to be doing is watching videos and movie about AI taking over and that's what they're going to be training themselves on. And they're making robots. Oh, this is God damn it. China has like a huge fucking robot they use it now to like lift and move shit for construction. And then as I deep dive that shit, I can't even pick up my phone right now. They have these literally fucking ninja robots that you can buy. And if you Google on YouTube, the bodyguard shit. Oh, you see him like punching cars and shit like your house. You see that one doing like flying kick in the legs.

1:06:52 What's up, guys? Uh, Claude, use this plugin and this skill and this repository, um, or, uh, and, and do this and make this and make it work, you know, like it's fucking hilarious. You're going to make your robot use suppositories. I always have. Um, there's, there's no anus, like a clean and happy anus. Okay. Um, just

1:07:37 one thing. And actually this could lead us into the game show. Um, you do not use a rectal thermometer in your mouth hole. Even if it's clean wiping it on a napkin. This is an educational space, I'm just saying.

1:08:25 I'm on TV is like, yo, AI is going to fucking. He said this, AI is going to learn everything and it might kill us, but it could also probably find a cure for cancer. So this dude's like, I'm going to start smoking bots now. That's right. This fucking dude is like saying, I don't care. I'm going to, why don't you smoke cigarettes? Well, that's cause it's going to give you cancer. Well, I know my fucking robots will cure this shit one day. So I'm just going to start smoking bots anyways. That really happened. Yeah, I heard that that was happening increasing with all AI devs. Like a lot of AI devs started smoking because they just really believe that cancer will be cured and they won't. That's funny

1:09:11 as shit. Are these the... Oh, they're all gonna be like, yo, I'm still smoking on this plastic dick over here instead of cigarettes. Because... You know, they're going to cure cancer. And when I get cancer from this plastic dick that I smoke on every single day, I'll be OK because the devs got my back. Yeah, but here's the hook. You won't be able to afford it. They'll cure cancer. You can't afford it. Gully, did you see when I turned my camera on earlier? You're right. He could buy a small bottle. I think I'm going to be able to afford it. Fuck you, Wet Guy. Wet Guy, we will all be apparently your robot bitches

1:09:56 in the future because I personally know that the Wet Guy, even without the AI intelligence, will live to be 120. That's a whole other conversation to be had. So what did I miss when your camera was on? Basically the most beautiful pristine California beaches where every single house costs $10 million or more. And we're just sitting on the front of line. My apologies. So I'm going to need a loan when the cure for cancer comes out. You call him Sir. You need to send me a wallet so I can send you your petty cash. Jesus. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fucking A. I love cryptocurrency. That's right. You can send

1:10:44 that shit anywhere you want. It's fucking great. I love it. Shout out to everybody getting naked, by the way. Shout out to Stevie's Titty Mill. Thank you. Thank you. Gully can't get enough of my titties. Okay, so everybody's gonna get cancer, but it's gonna be cured. AI is gonna... Did we talk about this PHP thing? That's right. The internet's getting turned off. Wildcards Radio is not associated with WordPress. That's right, everybody. Wildcards Radio is a safe website, not... Connected to WordPress. Because, uh, yeah, you fucked at least for a little while or at least if it was for two minutes today. That's how easy shit's

1:11:30 getting, dawg. So we did mention that. Briefly. Shut up, you briefs. And what about, uh, major banks talking about how they've noticed or detected AI agents lurking through people's accounts? Oh, fuck. I didn't know that. Yeah, that was big thing today too. Yeah, that was just something else today. That's fucking that's bananas. Like I just feel like I feel like we're being conditioned for the fucking AI hacked everybody's bank account. Everybody's money has been stolen. Yo, shout out to your motherfuckers back in gold. And then they'll say, hey, we can give you guys back your money. You just have to take this digital form of it now called.

1:12:17 CBD. Never mind what it's called. Well, you just take it and you know, all your money will be back again and then everyone will be on boarders to the centralized distributive ledger. Yeah. And if you cannot afford that, it's okay. The human body is made of like 97 % water, right? And we need that water to cool our AI data centers. So we just going to blend you down to water and use your body to cool it so everybody else could use it to cure their cancer. That's going to happen, right? The robots are going to say you're quite flexible. Yeah, that's how they cure our cancer. They just turn us into hamburgers. No, well, liquid. A high, a nice viscous liquid for coolant. I'm a

1:13:05 peacock, Captain. You can't get cancer if your fucking hamburger needs. There you go. There you go. And they don't want to eat. They're probably going to need protein for those supercomputers built on like human neurons. So they're going to have to eat. I think my, I think my stem can make them enough protein if they need. Nice stems. Nice stems, Gully. But listen, two years ago, Wet Guy was hating on me. He told me that I am the reason that supercomputing

1:13:54 has become more expensive because I say please and thank you all the time to all these AIs that I use. Who's going to be laughing though in the future when they're like, at least this guy was polite and didn't try to just fuck us and use us for all this shit? Yeah, I think I made a proper investment for humanity, okay? I'm trying to train these LLMs to understand compassion and happiness and love. And speaking of compassion, happiness and love, not this, but I will. We'll give you some of this. A little bit of this for you. A little bit. Just a little bit. A little taste.

1:15:06 You're listening to Wildcards Radio. I love Wildcards Radio. So, I was even supposed to play this because we had to do something else. It's getting late. So, thank you, Gully. Nice Dems remix. We got to do something else. And I think you might know what we might have to do right about now. If... What about now? You know what we're about to do? Get out now. We're doing a little bit of this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. So I have a special guest that is not allowed to come into the stream, but he's

1:15:53 never heard wet girls, titty milk. Can we just get a sample before the game show, please? Um, you heard it right, everybody. Um, my man, Wet Guy, wants a sample. Just a sample of the titty milk. But you can never get a, just a sample of the titty milk. So when you add something that is smooth as silk, you want to shower yourself in that. If there's any left. If there's any left. Morning in the diner. Train the chrome. Blue checker dresses and a bottle to go. Shake it up sweet thing.

1:16:40 Little sippin' girls titty milk, girls titty milk. Let's get it. Pour me the good stuff. Smooth as silk. Girls titty milk. Let's get it. Oh my god, yes. Thank you so much. And ready to go. Oh, that's right. In case you missed it, you've listened to Wildcards Radio brought to you by Wet Girls Teddy Milk. It is smooth as silk.

1:17:28 We can't keep that shit on the shelves. And maybe next week we are going to be tapping in with the Wet Guy who has been preparing Teddy Milk Pops. That's right. Freeze them. Freeze Pops. Sample packets. I hope Wet Guy's friend enjoyed, understood, and maybe got a little bit thirsty from listening to that fantastic song. Was that good enough, Mr. Wet Guy? You literally, the person who has no idea what the hell is going on right now, just listened to this and went... Like his eyes like lit up. He was like, what is happening? And

1:18:16 wet and wet. Say hi. Say hi, wet girl. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Yeah, I know. That's when he was saying he likes your cones. We love your cones. Okay. We love them cones. Sorry, we could go to the game show, my dad. Now, if the Wet Girl knows where that, uh, the cones, uh, sample is from, um, I have to say I will be impressed if that's the case. And no, it is not brought to you by Stevie's Titty Milk. So shut up, Gully. Stevie's Titty Milk.

1:19:03 No, it's not. Okay. But hit the cones one more time so she can hear it really loud. Oh Jesus Christ. He was saying he likes your cones. Okay, um, I'll get back to you with an answer if she has one. Get back to me. But before you do, um, listen to Wildcards Radio. And if you've ever listened before, uh, you know what this song means. And maybe you're listening in high fidelity. Wildcards Radio.

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1:20:33 the time of your life at. That's right. You heard the theme song. It's going to be the game show. And this week's game show is What the hell are they reviewing? What the hell are they reviewing? Okay. Are you with me so far? Oh, I got to do more shit. Add to stream. Don't cross stream. Okay. We won the games over Gully. Here's the funny part. I probably still won. Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, pretty, just like good looking? Okay, so this week's game show, the

1:21:18 title is What the Hell Are They Reviewing? That's right. This week, you must guess the product. Everything might not sound... What are we doing here? How to play. How are you going to play? You got to guess. You got to guess. I'll give you choices. You got to guess which is what, what, what product is actually being reviewed. What product, what product? Fuck you and fuck you too. You're cool. And fuck you. Um, this is the wildcards radio. Okay. Uh, question one, who's, who, and I'm out. Who, and I'm out. Um, who's, who's keeping score

1:22:05 because I can't, I don't have enough hands. I can do so, sir. Gully will be taking count. Is that why he always wins, you motherfuckers? You know what? He's cheating. That's why he wins every week. He always keeps. He also probably wins it all the time because he plays as the bank. Exactly. So you sharded your pants on. OK, listen, I've seen three gay dudes throwing a frisbee and a Hampton Inn. I didn't.

1:22:55 I will go with the B. Yeah, I don't know which one it was, but air fryer is my answer. Yeah, I'm going with air fryer. That's right, that was an air fryer. So that means I got to jump to the next list here. Okay. I shaved my balls with it once. Now my wife says her toothbrush is ruined and apparently I'm the asshole. Choices. Electric razor. Electric toothbrush or a fabric shaver. I'm going with A.

1:23:46 I want to make this super not fun and go with A. Are you connecting? Hey, it's actually an lucky the word toothbrush was in the was in the quote. I shave my balls with it once. Now my wife says her toothbrush is ruined and apparently on the asshole. This is a real review left on the Internet's. So I thought I thought I thought someone use a shaving attachment on their wife's electric toothbrush. That would be Gully. Ask your Claude code to design that because I would like to see that. Well, it's I mean, it makes a lot more sense than someone trying to shave their balls with a toothbrush. I have sensitive

1:24:34 balls. I bought it for my. So wait, what's what's what's the score? Everybody's got one. Yeah, it's once. Ones. Number three. I bought it for my dick. It made everything look enormous, but my wife said bringing it into bed was the saddest thing she'd ever seen. Choices are A. A magnifying mirror. B. A ring light. C. A phone projector. Magnifying mirror. Final answer. I'm going C. I'm going ring light. I'm making all of this. I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I That's going to be the magnifying mirror. That's right. The magnified

1:25:21 bitches. Is the actual product being reviewed. It's because I've experienced this before. My phone one did not work out with the magnifying glass. Five stars. We all know what guy's got a tiny dick now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a giant penis, but I live on the beach. You guys are ever thinking about trying breast milk? Shout out to Breast Milk. Torquier. And to Torquier. And, um, I just heard that Wet Guy hangs dong. But what's gonna be, we're gonna talk about that next week on Wildcards Radio. Um, five stars. Five stars. Finally, something in this house that sucks hotter

1:26:07 after we've been married for 20 years. A, a robot vacuum. B, a shop vacuum. C, a carpet cleaner. I'm going to go with the... Yeah, it sounds like me and Hemi went B and Wet Guy went A. So what's the answer? Oh, Hemi, you said B? I said B. That's right. It is for the shop vacuum. The second touch, the second clue would have been it also picked up a sock and immediately

1:26:53 fucking died. That literally was part of the review. OK. Here we go. OK. OK. Tous. She's OK. OK. It. It. I ordered a giant black cock for the backyard. My name is complained before I even turn the fucking lights on. A, an inflatable rooster. B, a weather vane. C, a motion activated sprinkler. A weather vane. A weather vane for me. B, I'm going A. I'm going

1:27:43 A. The answer is A. The inflatable rooster is the giant black cock for his backyard. I guess which is different because some other people like a giant black cocks for the backyard. No, shouting. God damn it. Stevie's Teddy Milk. OK. I thought the screaming meant it wasn't working. Then the smell

1:28:32 started and my wife said we needed to leave the house. Choices are a pressure cooker is A. B, a steam cleaner. Or C, an electric kettle. I'm going with B. B for Gully, A for Hemi, and Mr. Wet Guy. These are so difficult. I'm just, and the concept of this question is so out of line. I don't even know what to say. So like... I'm gonna go with A, I guess, but like, what the fuck is happening here? This

1:29:18 is the craziest scenario ever. Well, you know, last week, the game, it was too easy. The game wouldn't fucking end. My back was exploding. I was, I was hospitalized 12 hours later and I was trying to get some rest and you motherfuckers just, oh, you all answered the same shit. So I'm like, fuck that. I need to get a little bit more creative. Listen to what I was reading. Technically it was your fault because I was so far ahead in the scoring. You were getting four point questions after that. Yeah, and you're like, here, this one for four points. I blame the parking. I don't take pain medicine very well. You got the nicest side of me. You're welcome.

1:30:03 Okay. What's the score? Somebody tell me, oh, did I give you an answer? No, you haven't given us the answer yet. It's three to the end before you gave the answer. The the answer is C, an electric kettle. So nobody, nobody hit. Oh, you guys suck. I even had the world. What's the score? What's the score? Three to two. Right. Yeah, we need to wrap this up. We're getting close to the end time. I got shit to do. Okay, check it out then. Ready? Here's to the twist. At any point during the next couple questions, any of you can yell, that's fuck Gully. You can yell fuck Gully before guessing. And if your answer is right, you get double

1:30:50 points. Now, do I have the option to say fuck Gully as well? Nope, nope. You don't get that option. I think, fuck, see, I didn't take a percocet, but I feel like I should say yes. I think it'll be fun to hear Gully yell, fuck Gully. Stevie. Actually, I take it that Gully can say fuck Gully. Okay. This is fucking wildcards. Yeah, but yeah, I agree. I'm dying again. It's 10 fucking 30 Boston standard time. I got a fucking grade, some fucking math quizzes. Okay. Is it for the diameter of the titty on your back? Yeah. It's yes. Yes. Three by four.

1:31:39 I got formulas. I was going to start making jokes about the volume of half a sphere and how to calculate. Oh, God damn it. Okay. My wife asked for something that would pound it thinner. I used this once and now I'm apparently not allowed to help. A, an adult toy. B, a meat tenderizer. C, a massage gun. Meat tenderizer. Okay. I said B. B for Gully. A fuck Gully for the

1:32:29 C for Wet Guy and Mr. Hemi? C. C. C. Did you yell fuck Gully? Fuck Gully, C. C. This is a coward. OK, the answer is the answer is C, a massage guy. What the fuck? Fuck you guys. So you both got double points or just wet guy? What happened there? Gully. Yes, no, it's the double points. If we're giving the double points, it's four, four.

1:33:17 And three. So Hemi and Teapot are tied at four. All right, we need another fuck gully round. We only go, I said there's one fuck gully round. Okay, okay, okay. Final round, final round. Okay, how about this? There's a, okay, a fuck gully round, final fuck gully round, but if you get it wrong... You lose two points. Oh, no. Does that make sense? Is that fair? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay, we're doing that. Yeah, I'm good. Okay. I paid extra for the extra long version. It reached places I couldn't reach myself,

1:34:06 but the head came off and we had to call a professional. Again, that would be A. An adult toy. And I got an adult toy story about that that I could tell you guys at another time. It was crazy. Those little silver. OK, we'll talk about that later. A, an adult toy. B, a toilet brush or C, a flexible grabber. Flexible grabber. What was B again? Yeah, you're ragging a bit for me. So what was B? Oh, I'm going to be. So we have A is an adult toy. B is a toilet brush and C is a flexible grabber. I'm going with fuck gully B. OK, so we got two fuck gully

1:34:55 B's and then I'm C with no fuck gully. The answer is. Be a toilet brush. So please tell me what we are with our with our points. That puts Hemi in the win and then puts Gully above me, I think. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then I'm in my five. Once again, it's six five four with with with Hemi as number one. So Hemi, I did announce that was the final round, right? I think, I think, he deserves the win on this one. He wins. Oh my God.

1:35:43 I actually, I am impressed, surprised, proud, a little aroused. And I'm turtle heading. This is amazing. Let's go. The way we're like stroking ourselves in the stairway right now on the video is so crazy with the game song. Yo. Please, shout out, Hemi. I don't even have anything to slap funny up in here anymore. It's not like the spaces where you can throw emojis and shit. I know, I don't know if you guys are... What do I do with my hands at this point right now? Oh, I know what you can do with those hands. Oh, they're what I

1:36:29 normally do. Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him You listen to Wildcards Radio. Yo, yo, for real though, Hemi, I'm impressed. I'm glad you finally dethroned Gully. No offense, no offense, Gully, but you know, um... You needed to be taken off the throne a little bit. You were getting very, very... It was kind of like when your theme song Gully's Nice Stems came out,

1:37:14 you know? Like suddenly, you wouldn't even talk to us anymore. Like you were too cool for us. You were like, I got stems, I'm a world traveler, I got a big butt in new stems and a passport. And you didn't think about us. And now, Hemi, we might be... Hemi, don't make this the night that you stop making stuff for us because ever since I started posting your graphics as the covers for Wildcards Radio, Wildcards Radio, on the podcast sites, all the listens have literally doubled and tripled in time frame. It's hilarious. Let's go. I'm not even fucking kid dog. It's amazing. That's what's up. So don't quit. Just saying. Oh, Gully, look at that.

1:38:01 Oh, are you kidding me right now? He's like, fuck this shit. I'm out. He that motherfucker. Did he really leave? That son of a bitch. OK. Well, you know, it's getting close to that certain time. It really does. It really is. The last thing that Gully did want to tell us, though, was very interesting. Gully, what were you going to say before you left? Well, I'm safe because I'm too retarded to store anything on anything anywhere, any time. Buya kasha. West Side is the best. Buya kasha. Buya kasha. Buya kasha. West Side is the best. Well, I'm safe because I'm too retired. Okay. Be close to Wildcards Radio. Nothing is safe. Nothing is safe. It is brought to

1:38:47 you by the Wet Girls, Titty Milk, Gully. Don't even say. Phoebe's, Titty Milk. Okay, dude. I'm telling you. He's been out of control. Shout out to the Coons. He was saying he likes your cones. I do like the cones. And after years and years and years, we're still here. And I'm still here. We are still here, Deimos. And I'm still here. We are still here. Potatoes are still warm. They are still warm. Cherries are like baby apples. It feels good. I know this for a fact. And it is not pronounced turkey. It is how? Gourgier. Yeah, it's Torquay. Yeah, Torquay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm Bert Leary.

1:39:33 Yep. So before we go, um, I do, oh, um, they can put me in my tight system. I've that's did happen to talk about when I would they put me in my tights and swung me around by me genitals. But until then, you've been listening to wildcards. And now is about the time where somebody says something, I hit something and we do something and we out. Hey, Stevie, let's get the fuck up out of here, man. Hey, yo, I listen to our kids. Appreciate you all for listening. Mr. Stevie, we got 37 on the live. Are you serious? Yo, yo, yo. That's what I'm telling you. Shit happens. And shout out to all the platforms that we are on right now. Please, please, please, please, please, please, my donut. Please, please,

1:40:21 please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please The past hour and a half of your motherfucking lives. Yes. And we're going to do the outro if I had all my screens open and we're going to do this. I promise. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. See, where's Wet Guy helping me out now when I'm really in a Ria's? Yeah, me and the Wet Guy, like sound bites. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I was so ready, but I'm not ready now. I'm all memorized. He's got cash. It's amazing. It's amazing. I actually got Wicked Hot last time he did that, but OK. Wicked Hot? Wicked hot. I'm like, oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on. Stay flasty.

1:41:11 Oh, fucking pat. Fucking patriots. Shout out to Mrs. Stevie. Shout out to the Wet Guy. Shout out to Gully. Later. This side is the bird.