Wildcards Radio - We Make Your Husband Look Better - November 5
Wildcards Radio — released Nov 6, 2026
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[0:00] Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! Let's rock on Bitches! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Madman as if it's no Scottish, it's CRY! B -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -snow Scottish it's CRY! Whoaaaaah! Buh WO -WO -WO WO -we got a bitch is KS, Spider Man is the best raised up Kurz Kura Kurz Kai Kurz Kai You're listening to supplies around the block Bell to your bag Started

[0:47] I got back said the wild cats right here. The homies going to be here real soon. Don't worry, it ain't just going to be me. I'm a god, bitches. ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, Brought to you by my titty mill. Stevie's titty mill. Shout out to my boobs and my little chives nuts. gonna start on these little tiny nuts! NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! Ha that sound! Ha that sound! that sound! Ha that sound!

[1:32] Ha that sound! Ha Muh muh muh muh muh muh motherfuckers! Judo flips! Jit Jit you flip motherfuckers on! genu Shout out to Mos Thinese! For real, dawg! Right now! One last thing, yes! Shout out to you, Demos! Judo flips, Ge -Git -U flips, motherfuckers! -mal -mal -mal -al -ad And the Mos Thinese… D -d -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom -dom It's a cool TV! You got TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, you got TV, you got TV, you got TV, you got that? Live from the United States of Boston, where

[2:17] we wicked smile. Wicked smile, wicked smile, wicked smile, wicked smile, wicked smile. Shout out to big boobs, by the way, we like your cones. the cones. She was saying you like shit cones. That's right. Wild Card, bitches! Wild Card, bitches! Card, Card! Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie! I've always wanted to make love to a

[3:03] blonde woman. Is this something you'd be interested in? I can't Mark giving moirée drought.

[3:52] Girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth. Girth. Girth, Cods Radio. Wildcards Radio. brought to you tonight by Gert Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Gert? Okay fine I'll let you guys in. Hahahaha! I'm gonna get in trouble for being so so girthy tonight. Check the girth up the door, baby, let's go.

[4:37] Let's go, let's go, sadie for this. Ooyah ooyah! shot! girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, I'm very girthy now. Oh god damn it. Oh god damn it. This is what it'll long - days of my life and I'm still having the time of my life when you motherfuckers and the night even started yet. Hey what's up fellas you here yet? What's up mr. Stevie? Yes! Oh it's the king of Girth himself! Girth alone ain't gonna get you through it you know what I mean? Girth, girth, girth, girth, girth, girth.

[5:22] I did a little research! I tried to erase her. What the heck? I'm very good at this, Mrs. Stevie. Yo, okay. God damn it. Listen, for real though, by the way... I'm hearing unauthorized music. This is authorized. This is authorized? What are you talking about? It's girthy in here. Stevie's City News. And Promaster, what are you talking about? Um, you know shoutout to artificial intelligence for taking down anything that we don't own But uh, fuck you AI, you don't realize what the theme song is, so go fuck yourself I love Wildcards Radio

[6:07] Um, you're supposed to like it, you're reposted If you're on like Rumble or Bumble or one of them or even the YouTubes, what else are we on? I don't know, we all over the place right now, shoutout to Spotify, iHotRadio Oh, no. We're on kicks. Oh, we are, are we on kick? Are we on twitch kicks? We might be. I never know. Oh yeah, wait, hold on. Let me see. Let me see. I don't know. I'm not, oh wait, hold on. Which one's this one? It's one of the green ones. I don't know if it's kick, it's which, or rumble or bumble. Either way, it's gonna get sexy. Sexy time. That's why we're here. Wait, is this sounding as chaotic as expected did it for you too, Hemi?

[6:54] It's a little, it is a little girthy from the beginning, but uh, I was being a trick, but I heard some KDA. I heard some, I heard, I was hearing some unauthorized. You can make it authorized if you want, I mean. You'll get used to what he said. You'll get used to it. Okay, crack this puppy up right here. It's time to get wet, ladies and gentlemen. what I'm saying? on, bitches! What are you... Mr. Wet yeah. Crack it. What are you cracking? We're over here drinking. Oh, man. spilt it all. I'm cracking what I just spilt all over the floor. Goddammit. that was...

[7:39] girl, I need you to come clean this up. do do do. do do. do. Do do do do. Mornin' in. Um, and we're brought to you by wet girls titty milk Right now smooth as silk oh my god

[8:24] so uh fellas how you guys okay am I losing hold on am I losing my mind yes two soundtracks going at the same time are there? Hemi? don't hear it, no I don't hear the second one alright I need I need to I'll be right back then what is going on tonight? because I got two different soundtracks playing at the same time which is crazy. I'm so confused I'm intrigued a little aroused right now. Literally in the background for me K -DOT is literally rapping right now. Oh hold on really? Hold on let me just - Something something like that. Oh my god hold on. Is that me?

[9:09] Never dude just like you pull in You just get spit right out of all the bad My problem I think you need to get pitted right now dog, I think you do Well while we're fixing the testicle difficulties you listen into Wildcards Radio And I was told by the sponsors and the listeners What is Wildcards Radio? I'll tell you the truth my friends. No cat. We still don't know but it is a it is shenanigans It's it's festive is it Subjective it is certainly subjective, but let me tell you something

[9:54] I googled Wildcards Radio and it's kind of accurate what it comes up with I'm gonna do that right now while I'm trying to figure shit out. I'm gonna let's see. Let's see what happens We're gonna do this right now. You listen into Wildcards Radio I just learned how to type just kidding shout out to mrs. Right from 1990 teaching me how to type on a real typewriter, but now hold on wild cards Why oh Cosh, yeah Interesting. Different on the Brave browser than on the Googles. And I'm gonna check out the Googles. Green day. No, I cannot hear the green day, Mr. Wet Guy. Are you serious

[10:39] right now? What's up? Okay, Wildcards Radio, also known as Wild Cods Crew, is an unscripted comedy and talk podcast hosted by Hemi Gully, the wet guy and Mr. Stevie. The show overview, and this is actually really great. I love the internet. It knows about us now. Finally, it's great. We passed wild card with Rachel Martin. She used to be the wild card on the block. Now we are. Some new OG in the, in the bunch. Yo, for real though, like this lady, Rachel Martin, She's been doing this shit for a hot minute, right? But thanks to whatever the shit we're doing on all the different platforms on spotify on

[11:24] medium even on substack And all that shit and and and wildcards radio .com Was showing up in the search engines in total different ways right now It's fucking sexy and I think that's what's accounting for a lot of our listenership in some some wacky wild different countries that I ain't heard of since middle school Shout out to middle school. Shout out to middle school. Fuck you middle school actually, Hemby. Can I tell you about how fuck you middle We got a story, we got a life story. I'm just - Most of the white guys trying to get up. Oh, my bad. me - Oh, you guys got me working right now. I'm working. on. I'm here. I'm here. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

[12:10] I am. I am Jesse Spano. I'm so excited. And apparently it's like the 38th anniversary of that episode So one day when Gully decides to join the wild Cods crew He will celebrate with Jesse Spano Kelly Kapowski and Lisa turtle I Was gonna say something. Oh, I hate middle school. Can I tell you that right now? Let's get this story, mr I just gotta tell you real quickly cuz like honestly, it's my day was bananas for real though No, not that. We're not going there. We're going to go this one. There we go. All of a sudden it got real good. Dude, don't get me distracted with your girth right now. mean, cut it out with the girth.

[12:57] Thursday. That's today, right? Still, I think so. Yeah, I think we're still in the Thursday. Motherfuck you Thursday. I get to school at like 645 to teach the children who come in for extra help. Word then I have a full day of work and I never sit down right cuz I'm that dude and then And then no and then and then Had had math team shout out to math team and then I Had to go back to school. I was there until like 730 tonight Boston Standard Time Sheesh parent teacher conferences. Oh man Remember in Batman when the Joker's like, wait,

[13:43] will they get a load of me? Yes. I'm gonna tell you something. I speak from the heart, I shoot from the hip and I shoot half cocked. And I'll tell you the truth, parents weren't ready for me, but they were in love with my honesty and in your face, brash everything, not even playing. They're like, so like all the other teachers like, Oh yeah, you know, Billy's doing a great job. He's nice. Did it. I'm like, really? Billy's like that in your class because he barely does his homework and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, mom and dad. What'd you say about that? And they were like, we thought so. Like it was hilarious. Basically, you know, um, the kids don't trick me and you know, my goal is

[14:28] to educate them. So if I can not be tricked, it's very helpful in my career for real. These kids. They take advantage of the AI more than anybody though. It's crazy. I can't imagine stuff to build them now. Well, not even what they build in, but they're not even good at cheating right now. Like I can see all the apps they use to cheat on all of our fucking little classroom shits. when it comes to, I print like three different tests. And I... And I label them my own way. So it's hilarious when, when one kid is copying from his buddy and they don't realize they don't have the same fucking test. Okay. And so I'm reading numbers and I'm laughing out loud and I have the kids come over. I'm like, yo, you multiplied, but

[15:15] this, this, this, this is indeed, this, this, the answer was nothing to do with multiplication. And then the kids, and I'm like, and I went through the whole test. The kids like, you know, whatever. And I tell the parents that, and they love that shit. because again, like kids think what happens at school stays at school just like Vegas. Shout out Vegas. But it doesn't! So yes, we'll see how long I last at this job. Just kidding. They're gonna keep me forever. They're gonna keep me forever. Like my numbers don't lie. kids get smarter when they come to my classroom. I'm not even playing. Yeah, but... Well, because I'm an asshole, I became that asshole teacher who holds kids accountable and makes them do work Instead of just says good job Yeah, I can actually make them think

[16:01] Well, yeah, I mean it was good harder teachers still left out than the studio Well, a lot of teachers are lazy They want to sit there on scroll on the Amazons and the myspace and the shit like that And let the kids get away with everything but quite honestly How is it? Quite honestly, and I did not mean to just go on this but I'm gonna feel like one more minute though Um, that's why I fucking want to be a good teacher because shit, I'm getting old. So in like 10, 15, 20 years from now, when, when, when I'm in a wheelchair and I only have one or two teeth left, these motherfuckers are going to be the ones making choices and decisions for our country, right? Like, shit. They're going to be building... up in the nursing home and shit. They're going to be nursing us.

[16:46] They're going to be telling the AI how to nurse us. So I'm the missus is gonna be feeding you your dinner Like the for real so I don't give out free A's Y 'all got to earn that shit because yeah, I'm getting old and these kids can't be dumbasses Taking care of me when I'm old. I'm just saying I'm not even playing I'm just saying I'm not even playing Shout out to girth And speaking of girth I'm wondering if I the wet guys back or not because I don't know what's going on with that guy right now a Burglar he's getting burglar read right now. I think what's going on wet guy you hear you broken Girth girth girth. I'll turn the wet the wetness

[17:36] It is really girthy in here and maybe that's what's fucking up with the wet guy tonight Listen to Wildcards Radio. So we got a lot to talk about but nothing to talk about to be honest with you Got a list of shit to go through but I'll tell you what Overall sentiment of everything is insanity voting was happening the other day, right? I got out and voted Maybe you did maybe the listeners aren't even old enough. But you know what you're supposed to vote just saying I'm gonna take one of them out or it's true. Oh, shit. Now, now they're both okay. Then blue. Oh my god. Shit. Why you guys put me in charge of all this

[18:21] shit? It's fucking a and you know, can you guys hear me? Yes, I can hear you. I can you do it. I just experienced the craziest most wild glitch ever. So, I'm I have Wet Girl's phone now. She's listening. Everything's beautiful, sounds great. I'm on my phone, I come in. One note I hear is every single one of Hemi's edits on top of these videos, which is why I heard K. Every single thing that Hemi has ever posted on Twitter is for some reason playing on my phone when I'm on stage on my cell phone, but now I'm on the computer, but like,

[19:07] what kind of glitch is that? how is, how am I getting all of Hemi's dope edits from the Twitters or the X on my phone? Anyways. Yo, that's a super glitch because you know what? Like right now, his shit's like that video montage of his shit. I have playing, but it's muted and the volume's all the way down. Yeah, and I'm getting the audio on my phone for some reason, but nobody else in the world is so anyways back to the fucking show Jesus Christ. That's amazing Technology's craziest shit right now We even had the What's the Snoop Dogg song, you know, we're like, you know, I got a fat

[19:53] Something for your motherfucking mouth those recognized business, you know that one that was that was gone that's yo dude I'm jealous I'm sitting here listening to your theme song right now I can hear that yeah it's on my phone for whatever reason melted in the back yeah you melted phone yo you hacked yourself that's like some hardware like reconfiguration right there. You hacked into my computer without realizing it. You unmuted your shit because it's muted. I don't hear it. There's no little lights bouncing in front of

[20:39] me on that video. That's why I was stressing because I had to go check with web girl. I'm like, bro, is this actually going out with these these songs? Because if it is, this is we need to end this now and restart it. But it was just for me, especially me. Well, you think that's bad when I started the first round of Wild Card, by the way, you listen to Wildcards Radio. When I started the first round of the Wild Cards tonight, I thought that all the shit was working, right? But no, my MacBook fucking mic was on and none of the sound was going on. So it was me smashing buttons, dancing to the theme song and talking to my lady. I'm like, oh shit, wait a second. So yeah, it's been a tumultuous

[21:24] beginning to the evening. But the good news is we're here now. The other interesting fucking shit is what the fuck is up with X because Wildcards Radio. I haven't been able to post to space. heard, I heard, there was a new update that just came out because like they got rid of all the memo stuff. I can't even do memos anymore either. I just got an update from the Twitter X sphere and it looks like Spaces are cooked at the moment Yo, I listened to a bunch of spaces right and now there's a squad like Hood Street media Shout out to those motherfuckers for all just say it like that because they run 24 7 on the X and They've been having problems. I listened to them and obviously because our

[22:10] brother Demosthenes was all over the space the other day They were having mad problems and it was like You're trying to suck on some titties. know I was just trying to suck on some titties and I couldn't even hear fucking X spaces and it wouldn't let me schedule the space all week. I'm logging in on Wildcards Radio, the Twitters or the X. And there's always, there's a problem hosting your scheduled space. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're trying to suck on some titties. know. Yeah, that's the new, Um, whatever that new update is because you can't, you can't enter a, uh, do a live, like how I used to do the mouse. You could do it like alive and then

[22:55] you can swap and not use your, actually show your an image or the video. Now they removed that. So I'm like, you kidding me? Are you, what now is this, and this is actually a genuine question is like this, is this the way that they're trying to push more people to actually do real video? because I noticed like even Instagram is offering like whatever bonus for video influencers to be posting only their videos on Instagrams instead of the YouTube's and then you got Morgan Fairchild shout out to Morgan Fairchild on OnlyFans but that's a whole other story so um the whole video thing is like what seems to be the narrative right now. I have an official update from

[23:42] Grok, him or herself, from October 31st. So there's a temporary glitch hitting X basis for lots of users right now. People are saying something went wrong, can't join or get dropped. Official status shows healthy. So mostly client side. But it is the 5th of November, ladies and gentlemen. So we need a new update. No shit. got to fix they shit. I mean, Hemi, I was just telling you how excited I was about buying into space X stock because I'm like, yo, they go in AT &T

[24:27] and Ma Bell style and now they're not focusing on the X. They just making rockets. What's going on? I don't know if it's going to be super profitable right now because most of their stuff isn't profitable but you have to see the market is that you talking about the market massacre that happened today Mr. Stevie? dude honestly yeah I mean well no well yeah yeah and now because I'm talking about later But I'm dying to know because I love the fucking DMs. Wildcards Radio DMs is fucking great because it's actually wicked smart dudes talking back and forth about shit. And then me just being like, what?

[25:13] And actually learning. yo, please tell me about the market because honestly, I mean, people use the word bubble all the time. They use this. They talk about the anthropics. They talk about the Amazons and the SpaceXes. But but shit was not a green day today. What's going on? Well, we all know that Tuesday was midterm, so everybody wouldn't cast votes today or the other day. So that was I think a big part of why the market kind of corrected because the anti. AI theme that's getting floated around out there. So a lot of people are panicking. I think it's part of what's going on. When you say anti AI, is

[25:59] it is it technologically anti meaning like how they how AI is now requiring all the the VRAMs, the RAMs and the CPUs and gamers are being like, wow, wow, wow. Talked about Ram Altman trying to steal all the RAM. Oh, he's like, yo, you wasting your RAMs and your VRAMs in your computer. We supposed to have that shit in data centers, right? That's part of it, but ultimately what it is is a lot of the new party that's taken over the Senate in the House are already talking about anti -data centers and slowing down the development of AI. And so all these AI stocks have been pretty much holding up the market over the

[26:44] past two years. It should have been longer. It's been about three years almost since OpenAI came out. but yeah, another freaking out. So I think that's part of it, but also you are coming into the end of the year. there could be some other things along with that. Like you have the anthropic IPO that comes out on the 16th. So people are trying to liquidate and have money for that. And then there's a lot of different things like technical wise, we couldn't break up. Like we needed that event. We have the Iran deal that is never happening and then potentially going back to war or all that stuff. that you got a lot of different fear and stuff in the market from that way. But, um, yo, there's mad fear because yo dog,

[27:30] like a homie I work with comes in the other day. He's like, yo, did you hear that? They like shut down all the fridges in France. Super markets. I'm like, and that's really how he sounds. That's great. And he's like, oh, they're shutting these down. I'm like, yeah, technology's crazy, motherfucker. He's like, yo. And then he's like, you have to start stocking up on water. ordered water on Amazon because he's now in the minds that we're supposed to be hunkering down for the next X amount of weeks or whatever, because these other countries are hunkering down because of theoretical threat of this. And then the underwater fucking internet cable that that feeds all of Britannia and

[28:16] the United Kingdom Wanted to get bombed on and shit you hear all that shit am I making this shit up? That's all part of it too, but I think that the other stuff had more on more way to it I mean we almost hit the circuit breaker today. We were about I think two and a half percent away from hitting the circuit breaker which means the Index would have put in pause today Wait, wait, wait, explain, explain being two and a half percent away from the circuit breaker. What the fuck's that mean? so the market if If any stock to include the index right if it goes More than seven percent it triggers a circuit breaker so it can go Today, I mean what we wipe between two point five and three trillion dollars or something

[29:01] like that out of the market Yeah, it was, yeah, it was pretty nasty today. It's one of the biggest drops. was actually worse than some of the drops that we've seen during the pandemic, which is pretty wild. You stay out of the market? Out, gone. like, liquidate, like cash out. want my money. Evaporated. Evaporated into thin air. I just looked dead from the bottom of my heart. Yeah, I mean, it says what? &P? SMP 500 company about 2 .9 trillion in market cap loss. It's a single day record according to the Wall Street Journal. mean not saying they're the best reputable source,

[29:46] but NASDAQ about 2 .5 trillion lost. Also single day record as well. Fuck. mean I didn't even know about this until about 10 minutes ago. Holy shit. Yeah, so if we if we hit that 7%, what happens is the market gets paused for like 20 minutes, like there's no trading or nothing that goes on. And then essentially what happens is it'll turn it back on. And if it moves another 5 % thereafter, like they'll just shut down the market and close the market for the rest of the day. So it's like a bunch of controls that they have in place that prevent the market from like crashing in a day. So, and like pandemic

[30:31] like it used to be wild like that like it was like every other day when that pandemic was going on like it would trigger the circuit breaker out the gate. So, a lot of us back then a lot of traders back then used to just wait for the pump and then as soon as it pumped you bought puts and then it would just you would just print money. That's how all the options get messed up back then too. It would just crash and then by the end of the day, you have a good chunk of money and then just shut everything off and you couldn't trade anymore for the rest of the day. And I'm looking at it now and it looks like our magnificent seven, Apple, Microsoft, Medidia, Amazon, Google, Meta, AKA, Facebook, Tesla.

[31:16] What's all the, it's all the Mag 7. And the problem is this Nvidia has been like one of the biggest weights in the market Lately, like they've shifted a lot of the weight between Apple and Nvidia and Apple's been playing this whole They haven't really innovated right like they haven't done anything with AI and that's really what saved that company because shout out to Siri I'm not being positive to say about Apple right now because my iPhone has been cooked. Wild cards broke your phone two weeks ago, I think, at this point. Yep, sounds about right. AI ain't going to do nothing about that.

[32:01] So it's definitely, yeah, Nvidia plummeted this morning. So that was a large part of it. So still the mag seven starts selling off. Freaking get another nasty dip and that might have bleeding to tomorrow as well. I went out and then how long does something like that continue? But they'll keep shutting it down. so if it's no shit, yeah, like it was twice in a day, right? Like, so if it goes to 7 % and then I'm 5 % on top of that, like they just shut down trading for the rest of the day. Like you can't trade. That sounds super ethical and you know exactly how things should work.

[32:49] Shit's breaking shut it down shut it down. That's what they do and then they come out and they release like a bunch of headline news it's like calm down the market and then by the time Monday rolls around then you know they've addressed whatever the issue is and show the market out and then we kind of gap up after that but it's pretty wild the way the controls they have in place and shout out to gaps yeah and nd real quick i don't have the gaps big shout out to gaps oh and shout out to the porn porno stars porno porno pornographic starlets but before i shout out the porno stars um had to shout out endian one

[33:34] more time shout out to endian and obviously the motherfucking faults all right if you don't know that motherfuckers what's the matter with you I love those motherfuckers you shit me it's been like a half a decade and that motherfuckers still listen to wild cards okay can you believe that shit I fucking love you guys legendary shit right there oh jeez right there baby mm -hmm you know the day the day that we get crazy sponsorships and become a hundred is I'm gonna tell you something when we become a hundred is I am gonna give back to the people that's what I'm gonna do fuck

[34:19] you baby One day one day So I didn't mean to brakes on that but uh, okay, so they're gonna keep shutting down shit what what what changes what's that What's the next step in whatever that? Either makes it turn around either way like what what news or what innovation or what's gonna what's supposed to happen and not supposed to happen Right now like I said, yeah, we've had one of those. I haven't had a day like this in a long time and technical wise We couldn't like break up, so we've just been kind of consolidating. now that we've had some movement with midterms and stuff, we can potentially keep selling. I mean, If we break the, what level is it now? think it's

[35:08] 7 ,300, it's gonna break trend and we could see some really like nasty spell over after that, if that's the case. We are bouncing off of it right now this evening, but we'll have to see how it looks like in the morning. And you mentioned being able to get into an anthropic, what do you gotta do to do that? Is that is that it's not public it is public. Oh, it's it's yeah, it's not publicly traded right now But the IPO for it is well, I think it's on the 16th. So we got like another week away. Mm -hmm I think it's on a Monday. Yeah, it's on the Monday not next Monday, but the following Monday after that so it could be potentially liquidating to to buy it because of all the Your mongering and stuff going on with AI right now

[35:53] Well, I mean shit The I'm okay so we could talk about gossip goblin this fucking dude who makes gangsta fucking movies all using AI and it's all poking fun at humans and What we're doing to ourselves regarding technology and AI it's fucking hilarious and amazing you seen any of that shit Since it on the videos you had sent But you know, he has a fish a feature length film out like in the movie theaters Right and also like a 30 minute something on the youtubes. I'll link that somewhere real soon Like you it's just so self -reflective of fucking Our usage but quite honestly whatever about our usage on that It's become more of a norm.

[36:38] I read somewhere and you know facts are bullshit on the internet But whatever that a whole bunch of programmers and encoders do use AI It's made their job easier because they get to skip a bunch of random -ass steps that keep on getting in the way as shit that they're doing and like I heard even like wet guy might even know about Programming and coding and websites and I wonder his use of the artificial's intelligences in his dates days It's disgustingly aggressive Um, I literally was almost as strong as girth and cut to start the show. like put it this way. Um, I don't do Jack shit

[37:25] anymore on my own unless I truly have to. I spot, I just spot check everything and then, you know, let, uh, upper management, which I'm also a part of, but, uh, uh, we just let them know that, that the job's been done, but you get to finish it in a couple hours on a Monday and let them know it's done on a Friday, so you can have the rest of the week off. While your agent is working for you. I mean, I technically just got the shit done in like two hours, but it would typically take someone a week to two weeks to do the damn thing. So I use it to leverage, I can work in hyperspeed

[38:10] And I've been working in hyperspeed using AI for like probably two years now, at least. I was in the top 1 % of users across open AI last year. fuck out of here, for real? Oh yeah, when they came out the little like stats or whatever for everyone, I hit like all the benchmarks of being like one of the highest users on one of the highest paid plans as well. But I also use it like I use it in an aggressive way like the work I do at the current You know where I where I currently work at which I've been out for a decade We'll just call it insurance education. I mean being able to produce content that

[38:56] is State approved and put it and I'm not a content writer But let's let's be real here like I that is not my job. That is not what I do I don't give a flying fuck about any of that stuff, but when you can get nationwide approval across multiple topics of information Whether it be you know, I don't want to get too deep into what I actually do But when you can get nationwide approval from each state for that content for different subject matter approved And then you know have it formatted, have videos, flashcards, final exams, all the things like that. And then also whip up an entire front

[39:43] -end marketing site for it in addition to having the back -end, being able to handle the new LMS content that you just produced for that. Really really really fast in like six months. Like this is like a multiple year project with multiple devs. and You know me and a couple people were able to whip that bitch up in literally six months. That's crazy That's mad crazy like that's crazy and that's a multi -million dollar business Or added to a multi -million dollar business business line. So it's like we have a business line that does multi -millions Well, guess what? Boom add on another one to the for this department specifically It's crazy that that is crazy dog like really and when you talk about even

[40:28] just like Okay, I got a lot to say on that because between the, you know, you just like mentioned flashcards and education shit and yo as an educator, what I have, it's all about streamlining. Like you said, like you you're able to like delegate tasks and get shit done past what you could past what you could do as quickly, right? So it's like, yo, in the morning, I got to check I got to open like eight different programs to stop my day to figure shit out, right? But my homie, who's fantastic with programming and using AI, made a fucking dashboard in like half a week, literally that you just click on that

[41:14] and it's plugged in to every single thing I just said. Like all seven of those windows I got to open, log into and get data from, it populates all that shit and it's my fucking dashboard. I don't use like Google Classroom anymore because I use this shit Is it hooked in like via like plugins or like MCP servers all MPM CP servers? Let's go, baby So that's what I mean cloud flares been talking about this too They've been reporting that over half the internet traffic as bots at this point. So oh Yeah, I mean like and I was I'm yo, dude I'm so glad you pointed that out because like it's bots or agents or people using something to do that shit I mean when I'm on my other computer,

[42:00] um, I You know and you guys already know I use glitch and fucking Harry balls. Those are those are my agents, right? And so like I Go there first like I I ask like yo, do I have any like any big posts or whatever? I got to check any emails. I'm supposed to be looking into blah blah blah. What's up with Wildcards Radio calm blah blah blah blah blah It gives me a list of all my shit right away right there and like what I what I could and should be doing and then Does half of it for me, you know, it's like, okay great now I can do something else like fucking a Street streams streamlines the fuck out of what I do. But when you're doing it in the magnitude that you're doing it wet guy Like yeah, you're cutting your your your five -day workday into one

[42:47] Yeah, no, I mean it's it's made me work at a at a level and speed that I honestly Don't even like to reveal to the company Yeah, it's not it's not really worth it to let anyone know that you can work at this speed and at this at this degree Okay, listen, I gotta tell you something. I used to have a homie. His name is Mercy shout out Mercy I used to live with four Haitian dudes, right? Mercy was one of them I don't know if his name was Mercy or Marco, but he was like my best friend for like five years, right? and so we worked in this restaurant together and You know, he spoke broken English in the restaurant when we go out at night He could speak like, you know better than

[43:33] me obviously because I don't speak so good English His English was fucking fantastic. All right, he was like It was fantastic how well he spoke compared to me yet in the kitchen nobody knew. And I asked him, I'm like, Yo, Mercy, why the fuck do you speak just like you don't know what you're doing? He's like, Yo, if they know what you could do, they make you do that more and more. Less. He's like, look at Vincent, Vincent shows off, he could speak English. And now he's not just a dishwasher. He's a prep cook getting paid as a dishwasher because they're like, Oh, Vincent can smash those Vincent can do and because he's just talking to him about it. And now there you go. Poor Vincent is getting paid the same Price is Mercy who's just saying

[44:18] Utensils Over and over again. They get the same pay. He's like you understand now. I'm like, oh my god. Yeah That's a very very very smart person. That's well, that's what I'm saying and this is like shit Come on now, you know, like I'm 50 years old So this has got to be like 30 years ago and that motherfucker figured it out like he was like really like and he I didn't know his real name because when I seen him out like the subplace his name was uh Marco when he was Mercy where I was working. I'm like, who the fuck are you anyways? Shout out to mokusen That's right Haitian sensation but yo like, you know what when they know when they know what you can do with they expect you to do that And do more than that better. So like, yeah, I feel you got to

[45:03] strap your dick down so they don't see the girth, so to speak. know what I mean? And I'm in an interesting position because I've been in this place for over a decade. It's a private company. There's no one above me besides the CEO and owner who's like old as fuck. But at the same time, I have a lot of to -do items per se, right? But I also manage the entire company. I manage all the marketing side of the company. I have to deal with all Incoming IT requests. I'm the B2B liaison for all of our massive clients Like I have a full fucking plate like there's nothing I don't nothing doesn't touch my desk before it gets approved or what we move forward

[45:48] on and so Yeah, I just made my life a little bit easier when it comes to shit I need to get done when people ask me to let's say rebuild the entire marketing site for the 24 year old company that I work for. right, sounds good. But that's going to take a minute because you guys got a shit -ass front -end marketing site and I'm going to have to 301 redirect all this bullshit to make sure we don't fall off an SEO cliff while also minding AEO or whatever we're calling it while also building our MCP servers. So we can be that, you know, one of the first education Companies in this manner to be tapped in between those two areas Okay, I interrupt for a second

[46:34] Yes Dear wet guy Fuck you Dear TV wet guy you gave me a chubby Opposite today, Hemi. I am not hard, okay? You're not hard. I'm not. There's no titty milk coming out of my lovely lady lumps. deal wet guy. Fuck you. You living on the beach, you dangling your fucking toes in the sand right now, laughing at me and Hemi,

[47:20] as we're shivering in the United States of Boston. I make a shitty website, which is actually pretty fucking cool and You could make it better and global yet you keep your skills and talents hidden from me fuck you And I am a little hot I Am a Of course not. I just took a little trip to the kitchen to grab another drink while I was getting berated. I was hoping I'd be berating. There was no beration. I am still virile

[48:06] though, so you may be rated. No, this is why people get so mad at me all the time. Not mad, but like, shout out to our good friend, Holt. He's been trying to get me to make him a website or help them with a website for probably like three years. Shadow. And the thing is, my bandwidth is like, it's, I don't even have enough bandwidth to do what I want to do in general. Like I'm trying to go surf. I'm trying to chill with the fam and the baby. I'm trying to work and do the real job. And then people are like, Oh, like I haven't seen you on, I haven't seen you on the Twitter lately. Motherfuckers. ain't got no time to be on damn Twitter right now. I'm living life, but I'm here for this

[48:51] because this is what I like to do. These are the fam These are the hoes. I fucking love that you still kick it with us I'm so fucking amped that we still do this after and I'll tell you every week when we done with this shit I post this shit, right and I'm like wow like Hemi's original Posting of the old -school wild cards is still up. Okay, and now like that with all the new shit. It's like fucking endless content realistically that it's easy to advertise and promote and the funny thing is it's simple content because it's just fucking hanging out and being us and learning that you do shit like that and you don't want to hit the brakes and be like wait a second I'm on a website

[49:36] the wet guy is one of the four featured artists on what? Wildcardsradio .com and yeah I I mean, one day when you're taking a shit and you're sitting there, you're like, wow, maybe I'll scroll through and think of one thing I could do to improve this site, I wouldn't be mad at you. Just, you know, sanitize afterwards. Oh, I don't know. Go on that website and I'll I'll rape it but then I'll also you may rape it rape it please But cheeks my metaphorical website butt cheeks are wide open for you I'm gonna ground and pound it but then I come in with the lotion after I come up with the extra nice lube

[50:22] I'll wet you up baby And then I'll make sure you're pretty after. I'll put on a little lipstick and it'll be A -OK. That's right. The wet guy, by the way. He's going to handle us gently, Mr. Gently? He busted up. When baby started crying when I said Gently with authority. When baby started crying when I said I was going to rape something, so I guess I need to calm my language down. Girth. Girth. Girth. Girth. Girth. He got you bro. With Girth. He did dude. That's why I don't like putting anything in the chat. Okay. Girthy. Let's have real quick. Girth. Oh no. Actually what I could do actually, I should

[51:07] really just set up like keys and have Hemi say Girth in every note and be able to play all music with Hemi saying Girth. And that wasn't in the DMs. I actually listened to last week's episode of Wild Gods Radio. And I was the count on girth What like in magnitude Terry balls that he knew account on girth last week You know Harry yo, yo don't get me started see so maybe AI works for you guys to do some shit But no no AI agent has been able to understand Wildcards Radio very well. They don't that's like yo like they're talking and something. I don't know if it's like If it's like a sound bite or if it's Hemi or if it's a real story

[51:53] or if it's a fake story Or if it's a game show or if they all get naked and it doesn't know what's going on It's that's why that's the beauty of wild cows ready to make it Everybody's got to get naked and shout out to get naked shout out to AI love a burglar and fucking AI love Holler at me dog. You know that me and chance the rapper would really provide some food for thought and reason for Hemi and the wet guy to, I don't know, do something erotic together. I don't know. So shout out to Chance the Rapper. Like you're going to be on Wild Cards Radio. And know who else is going to be on Wildcards Radio one day? I don't know if you noticed this. I put it in the DMs.

[52:39] And it did get sexy for a minute last night. But shout out to Porno, okay? Pornography. And shout out to Sally D 'Angelo. Oh my god, Sally D 'Angelo. Oh my god Yeah, mr. Steve Sally D 'Angelo is in my DMS. That's right Sally Has reposted wild cards content. That's right Sally D 'Angelo is probably getting banged right now and her big enormous boobies are swinging around somewhere That's right. And she might someday do that with the wild cards on wild cards radio. You're telling me you might get a star of the porn?

[53:25] I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Let me tell you something. People have sincerely, not just Cobra, but others are like, yo, you guys are stupid but funny. Like, I listen, but I don't listen, but I love it and I hate it, right? And so that sparked me to be like, yo, as I'm looking for different guests, right? Now like I'm looking for different types of guests all over the place And then I realized that when I was a younger a younger buck more virile perhaps I was listening to why our wildcards Howard Stern and he was throwing baloney at like strippers and I'm like yo So um, I mean come on now like I think there's still a market for the porno actresses and actors to have another forum for

[54:11] advertisement and introspection and collaboration perhaps. All right. I'm going to need her to sit on the speaker though. Okay. Sally D 'Angelo. Do you hear this? wet guy is now requesting us to reenact. Oh my goodness. Could this happen? The wet guy is asking us to reenact a real thing that happened with Howard Stern and a beautiful lady. That's right, how would Stern had a beautiful lady, not in the studio, but at her home? Sit on the speaker. Can I be honest about this request? That request came from Wet Girl, not from me. my God.

[54:56] My camera's on, I gotta turn that shit off right now because I'm about to get free. The best show. Oh my God. was what what what girl's like, hey, remember when she sat on the speaker? I'm like, oh, what girl? That girl. Oh, my goodness. burglary. Jesus Christ. What girl is honestly a captain? Ultra super tapped in like I can't. Like I'm always flabbergasted and I can't. And I'm still waiting for her to understand. He was saying he likes your cones. Maybe, maybe she's gonna understand that. He was saying he likes your cones. Get back to me, girl. Shout out to your cones, and for the lactation they provide, Wet Baby and the Wild Cods bank

[55:43] account. That's right, we already talked about that. pump, pump. Yep, pump that titty milk. fucking A. So what else is going on? It's 9 .50 Boston Standard Time, right? Like I just placed another gorilla finger like I've had the longest day of my life But I got a couple things we probably have to do and I I mean shit shit What are we gonna see we will get I just got a couple I got a couple things I got I Getting I'm getting an update from the web girl about Some movie with... What? Alicia what? A little... A little Silverstone? Um, what number? In Cino Man?

[56:28] Oh! That was not Alicia Silverstone! But that was in Cino Man's! Oh no! girl! Wet girl! God damn it girl! That's it. Oh shit. Everybody's getting naked tonight, my friends. Listen to Wildcat's radio. you got pants on, get that shit off of you right now. What's the matter with you? Why you constrainin' your genitals? Let them breathe. I'm taking my pants off right now. Thank you. God damn it. You know, it wasn't as sexy tonight as

[57:14] it just got. Thanks to the w - What girl knows what's up shout to the wet girl for real and shout out to the wet guy for making us play Something for one of his homies a couple weeks ago because he was showing off about Wildcards Radio Which makes me love him even fucking more. Who was that guy? You know what I'm talking about. I Believe it was my my neighbor You know, you know, is your name? Does your neighbor listen to this shit now like what's the matter with him or her or they or them? or him's a bitch. They did you in their friendship? Are they done with you because of maybe maybe. So my favorite my favorite part was

[57:59] that episode specifically. You kept saying the the gay, gay, gay, the entire time and the my the best part is that he's actually gay. And so he's like, he's in any center like what the fuck? like why are they keep clicking the gay button? And I'm listening to the whole thing, I'm like listening to the show that I'm a part of, and you guys keep hitting the gay button over and over. And he's like, dude, what the fuck is wrong? why? I got stuck. got stuck. at the same time, he's like, why are you guys so obsessed with gay shit?

[58:45] I'll tell you why. I think, I think he got something wrong. Game show one week and he's like gay. And I think what guys like, yo, you know that you got that sample and suddenly it hit the sound board. And that's what happened whenever somebody got something wrong on the game show that week. Yeah, and he was hosting a - gate. I love the gate. At that beautiful spot where I opened my camera up for a little bit. Our house was getting fumigated for turn mice or whatever. he actually funded and bought us that Airbnb for those three days. And the entire time I'm like, listen, this cool show that I'm a part of

[59:30] while we're in this place. gay. And it's just gay, gay, gay. Oh my god, what's the matter with us? Hey, gay neighbor, we appreciate you just so you know. Let me tell you something. Maki and I, yo, fuck you Maki, wherever you are right now. Maki, that one -legged good -looking bastard, he used to have two legs, maybe three. We used to do club nights in the United States of Boston. And we went, we had, we were. Like four nights a week and we were doing like two or three rap shows a week, too It was crazy, right? So, um, yo, how do you make the money man? Get getting in on that gay night, right? So we Yo

[1:00:17] Almost it got sexy one night almost. Oh, oh so Maki comes over He's on. This is the story. buns were exposed, baby. The Tudacan is out. This is the true story. Maki and I are at the club, right? He's got his shirt off dancing around. He's like, yo, I'm at the hottest chick. I'm like, yo, where is she? Shut up, Maki. And he points over. And in the cage, just like our boy Damien, shout out to Damien, he dances in cages. But there was somebody dancing in a cage. And indeed, it was very good looking person. indeed, yes, Maki's like, yo, that Asian girl loves me. I'm like, yeah, dog, yeah.

[1:01:03] So moral of the story is I think Maki invited her to hang out with us and realized after a few moments that that beautiful Asian woman had a grande panace hanging between the twixt the legs. And when I mean hand it. She had a good grip on her. I think we all did at that point. Lady boys are proud of the panace. Maki was a little surprised about the panace because he really was really in love. yo, yo, I can't move like that son. love her like that. I'm in love. Yo, don't fuck with yo. but yo. So shout out. I don't even, hey, that lady boy might

[1:01:50] not have been gay. I don't know how it works, really. don't. But I respect everybody in their choices. Yeah, toss a little lipstick on my ass with some makeup and put some titties on me. no, I'll be confusing everybody. ha ha ha ha! You'll see Goldilocks in the cage, grinding like you never see a sex guest. I will train all your homies. You know that can almost be the comic book cover for this episode. Hey, hey, hey, my guy, what's up, Brian? Pull, pull grinding. It's definitely got my vote because, yo, OK, fucking a we, you know, we do have shit to do and I'm

[1:02:35] a pass out early tonight because, yo, I was grinding and not sexy grind. And I was busy on my day job until it was my mid afternoon job to my night job. So listen, I wasn't gonna do jobs. What's, yo, and this is one of my night jobs. When I left a teacher conference tonight, they're like, oh, I can't wait to go home and go to sleep. I'm like, yeah, right. I got shit to do. But I don't tell them about wild cards. They couldn't handle the truth. Wild cards, Wildcards Radio. Yo, yo, one - Wildcards, wait, wildcardsradio .com. Wildcardsradio .com. yo, this one dude I work with met

[1:03:20] Stevie instead of Mr. Stevie. I scared the shit out of him and he reported me to human resources. um, yes, Wildcards Radio is not yours, but my job. There's no worse humans in the world than the people who work in HR. hate HR. Or bitches you work with and when I say bitches some of you dudes we bitches too like that, right? So this fucking bitch of a dude, I'm like complaining outside after work and the next day he goes to HR like He was very intimidating and scary and I don't feel safe around him Um, he really did that and then came to me. He's like, I'm you're lucky. I didn't report you I'm like dude by you saying that I

[1:04:06] know you did so, um Get the fuck out of here. Like, come on now, seriously. yeah, they don't know what wildcards is or how awesome it is, but they know about me. They get scared. I'm reporting you to HR. Isn't that funny shit? He just reported me for being me. So I went to HR myself. I'm like, hey, how you doing? This guy was talking about me. Wah! That put that on the record. And guess what? I'm still there and life is fucking great over there. So um a couple quick things and I don't even know man. I got like three mouses for six screens Shit ain't easy. Come on AI do something about that for me Because I have to play one fucking thing

[1:04:51] and play it read something and do something else is it this one maybe and congratulations on your You're going for grip Um, oh, is this it is this it? No Hold on is it? Hold on? Whoa wet baby now Somebody wrote a novel bought the X tonight somebody said the mean A little bit just a little bit of this out from me names keep dropping in the digital pile. That's We're about to get into the wild cards radio Mailbag

[1:05:37] So this is for other wet guys gay neighbor, I love you So this is the the portion of wild cards radio where I read a couple of the DMS emails or whatever that happened to and yes you can become a member of Wildcards Radio .com we don't even ask for your email you just got to make up a name in your own password and you get updates and maybe some perks how about that that was some real shit but I wish this percolicious it's so percolicious and a little bit girthy but yeah so this is the time where we read a couple of the the DMS or the post or

[1:06:22] whatever and I ain't gonna read too many but I got to read a few and again You handsome gay neighbor. You are welcome to holler at us. I would love to read a comment of yours on the wildcard's mailbag. That's M -A -L -E bag. Okay, email. Accidental family listening. phone connected to the car. My phone connected to the car while I was picking up my father. Within 12 seconds, someone said dick pills. Dad asked me to turn it up. You're in problem now, Michelle. Shout out to Michelle and shout out to your, to your father. All right, that dude loves dick pills. Who doesn't? They are not sent discreetly.

[1:07:09] Just real sponsored by Bluechoo. I was about to say, we're looking at Bluechoo. We are open for sponsorship opportunities. We'd be happy to get in touch with your senior management or marketing correspondence. Go on, thank you. That was very well put as well. I heard blue chew when they ship they don't Sound like a bunch of M &Ms in a tin can when they ship them and that gets me in trouble as well It's all about the path shout -out to packaging. Okay. The next one you help my marriage My wife used to say I was the most immature man. She'd ever met I played her your podcast. She apologized to me Thank you for everything you do Robert Robert you're welcome

[1:07:57] Robert it's all about the panace. We do our part We do our part That's right Wildcats radio Regarding Hemi and I want to give a big shout out to Robert because you know that that's that's a beautiful thing Marriages right now people are staying together because of us 100 % 100 % They're like, oh, shit. Oh, oh, wow. You're not so bad. Have you listened to? I love you. Joe, maybe that is like our marketing edge. Your relationship almost over because your wife thinks you're immature. Well, listen to wild cards.

[1:08:43] Boom somebody please generate that with the AIs immediately That will work and we gonna get big time shout to wild cods mailbag. That's the wild cods M a le bag. I'll read maybe one or two more. Let's see A lot no, there's only like seven of them right now like but I want to pick and choose I'll be honest with you for being a bunch of immature fucking pricks How the fuck do we get like there are seven lovely listeners that are willing to take time out of their day Play with our bags shout out to Random people playing with our bags and and

[1:09:29] the beauty is they random like if it was like Ndn it would be one thing if it was the fault. It'll be something else, but it's Robert and it's who was Robert and Michelle. shout out to Robert and Michelle and Barbara. was last week. Oh my goodness. I'm somebody who said they didn't want to fucking say their name either. Okay, we got one more. I keep turning up the volume because someone is mumbling and then Stevie starts laughing and my hearing aids attempt to leave my head. I enjoy the program. Please have an engineer explain distance to him. I don't know what that means. Um, I don't know what that means. Maybe I think, I think, I think that means they're saying, what guy you need to buy a microphone.

[1:10:15] Perhaps, perhaps. And what guy, I'm gonna tell you something. They, they be having sales. They'd be having sales, but do you even worry about sales when you're dealing with multi -billion dollar corporations and dangling your feet in the toe and toes in the sand so um yeah but some great sales on those uh those I buy what I need when I need it I don't care about the price 50 to 70 bucks for like a pretty good like even 99 99 would get you a good like like wireless microphone and all that that would take a lot of Fokin they want back shots. What a triple Camera back shots on a non melted iPhone Okay, um, do I do another one over

[1:11:01] easy? I don't know. I just read one I don't understand it. So I'm gonna skip it. I'm just saying and I can read I promise Private question private question. Yes. I'm gonna read a private question And Stevie, about those pills you mentioned, what were they called? How much were they? And did you have to speak to anyone on the phone? Please answer my email. My wife listens to the show. Anonymous. Okay, dick pills. We're gonna get into that next time because Hymns .com. We're waiting on a sponsorship before we can let you know. have to talk to anybody and you just gotta push some buttons and then you gotta pay like double Your test feels low. definitely you get dick pills. Paul Okay. Okay. We got to get out of this.

[1:11:46] We got to get out of the mailbag Shout -out to the mailbag by the way. I don't know how that shit started, but I'm kind of thankful Oh See that's a clip Keep Already clipped it That oh shit, they'll see heavy you're like yo don't say shit the DMS he's gonna take it dude, dude No matter where you are

[1:12:33] You are I might take take take your soul a little bit and I like that I like that because that's some funny shit and um you talking about what oh that was that is it girth yes girth what? Girth yeah, that was uh that was last week on Wildcards Radio. He girth that was I think that's how we started the show the week before it was the wet guy being like Cunt like out of nowhere It was like what? What are you listening to? So maybe that's why the mailbag and you like mailbags is really working for us. What are we gonna do? Gully, I'm worried about him now. I'm wondering if he truly does have an anchor baby and he is paying some money.

[1:13:18] He was saying about potentially swapping the show at a different time because it's hard for him at this time. Well, But that could be a, that could be a sidebar question. Wait, did I? How do I miss shit in the DMS? Did he really say that shit? Yeah, he said that. When is there a better day for you guys? Well, while we're here, was there a better day for you, motherfuckers? better time? I honestly, it doesn't it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because like if we're if we're putting it up on the interwebs, on the on the whatever's, it doesn't matter where we do it. Yeah. And and I may be a good idea would almost be like almost like they do For like jeopardy is they bang out like two episodes in a day Dipping it in and pulling it out and

[1:14:03] dipping it in and pulling it out Or or a mini episode or another something to supplement and provide I mean you're talking about clipping. Yeah Clipping the show. I'm sure the show well, that's honestly I think what's so the hotness right now They are the, yo, Hemi, for real though, they are. clips are like, for the random, wait, the data shows that the random listeners on podcasts have been listening because of the clips per episode that I upload to these platforms. So like, you know, like when you scroll through and like you see like highlight reels, you tap one of these things and the clips happen. You get a clip says girth, very girthy,

[1:14:48] and they're like, what? That's exactly what it is though. Give them what they want. am I going to be like when we were talking? wants to be a little bit more girthy. can I say? Wait, What's this show about dick pills and girth I want it on this shit. So, um, no, but like that's the shit like yo like I don't know what this podcast or the the original space the original space Was really just meant for us to hang out to begin with it was but like a dozen dudes Literally just hanging out talking shit who talked about NFTs talking about this this and that and as time has progressed It still is that it's just less dudes. I'm happy to invite more people Uh, sally d 'angelo remember me. All right, I'll let you boy Um, what is uh, what is mr.

[1:15:35] Wet guy uh tape in there? This is what was this tape You show them it says it says it's mirror image. Can I flip it or can I can I that's so much work for me to do? Uh, it says jeetah Jeter it says jeeter you do not want to be a jitter if you cheat the bag then you are not invested appropriately right now Bitcoin is a beautiful 76 K you should probably cheat the bag so that means buy the bag and again this walk I was ready or not meant for whatever the shit that red -headed a guy I always forget his name he

[1:16:21] slept on JB Fox's couch but he tells you what you're supposed to know about what wildcatters. Shout out to couch crashing. Shout out to couch crashing pre -diddy. Pre is financial advice. Tell me what's what's financial advice what am I gonna throw all ten dollars of my life savings out right now? Um, I would uh, you know, I would throw it at the Trump coin Shout out to Trump Shout out to Trump you're right Actually this chart looks disgusting nevermind You're getting a dead count bounce right now,

[1:17:07] you probably didn't I'm about ready to talk. I thought I thought a good bid was at like around $1 .50 to like $1 .40 but but bye. We just we just lost that. This market is so cooked. Shout out to narratives. Shout out to not hitting the levels that I think we should have hit already. But guess what I think we're going to hit them still. This is not this is not this is not a market where I'm bidding right now at all. don't want to be extra leveraged right now. That's for sure. Yeah, you should definitely be extra leverage. Like Hemi said,

[1:17:52] that's financial side. Be over leveraged if you could. But the rejection we just got, you know, at that 85 to 87 is disgusting. It was predictable, but it was also disgusting. And the cloud is saying we are 1000 % going to 72. Will it hold at 72? Probably not, to be honest. is chat? Really? I just look at the clouds. We broke through the cloud prematurely like a little High schooler who got his first boner and everyone was like yeah, just fucking where we

[1:18:38] are You reading the bones right now and then high schoolers get the first bonus I'm the late bloomer I'm gonna tell right now, but uh, I had my first bono watching solid gold I'm not. Shout out to Solids VHS. Are you, are you a 99? **** I'm at the Google search for solid gold. That and Soul Train shout out to Soul Train. That's a soul train. Train. And then shout out gold. All I remember was just a bunch of chicks dancing in

[1:19:23] golden sparkly outfits for like a half hour on TV. It was awesome. Now I'm gonna have to google that shit. Maybe Wildcards Radio is gonna be brought to you by a solid gold. Oh my god, that show was the fucking jam. I remember nothing about it, but just dancing chicks. I swear to god. On my channel 5. Like after entertainment tonight. Oh, I found it. It's a 19 -year -old. This is a 1980s musical, 8 seasons long. No, Oh, wow. Look at these baddies. See? That's that was boner time for young mr. Stevie. I'm like, whoa. Whoa What's going on honestly for this running

[1:20:08] from 1980 to 1988? This is a Very multicultural for the time. Yeah, dude every every color Peter's gotta get a boner with their little kid. Okay That's why we love selling gold. got like two gay dudes or two trainees up in this bitch too. Hey neighbor. Neighbor, did you hear that? I've been supporting the gays and trainees since the early 80s. I might have had my first boner over one of you guys. I don't know now. Oh shit. What's going on? My child. I don't remember that. now... oh wow. Stevie, you want to talk about it, Mr. Stevie? So if you type in solid gold, just type in solid gold show and then look

[1:20:53] at like the first inside in Google from Reddit. There's a got to in the in the in the in the topper up part between the blonde baddie. That is definitely a dude and the one on the right is definitely a dude. Definitely. How do you how do you know for sure? Have you done the package check? look at that. You gotta do the package. That's two angular. If you watch the Victoria's Secret model show recently that they just had because I was I was bamboozled by this one. Yeah. Did you fall in love with me? No, really, I really that guy. I fell in love with this one broad and I was like, damn, look at that angular jawline not face man. She's like, she's

[1:21:42] And then Wet Girl informs me after she walks off the stage that that was a dude. I go, the Penas went really soft, really fast. Oh shit. I got it. Your alley turned into a evening, is there a reason? Inny's an understatement. It went out the back. You see what I mean? Okay. I told you. You know, innocently fell in love with one with a panace. He didn't know it. And then when he knew it, things, you know, it was a different time. was a different Professor, I do not like being tricked. do not enjoy being tricked. These lady boys are tricking me.

[1:22:27] don't. Are they really trying to trick you or I mean, if the wet girl is like, yo, you question this right away. I'm going to be. Are you questioning yourself? There is questioning right now. I think I would point at what point are you are you like too bought in? You know what I mean? All I know is that I'm going to be in the red light district and I'm going to be I'm going to be thinking I'm getting the full package but when I really pull in, I get the whole package and then when she's like, my turn. She said, suck on this. And I said, hey, say what? I thought we were sucking on some beef curtains. I thought, I did not know there was

[1:23:12] gonna be a full blown wiener in my face. Oh, Mike, you listened into wild Wildcards Radio. That's right. From beef, from beef curtains to bologna. Uh, that's right the wet guy story Next time you go to a Thai place order the beef waterfall I'm very intrigued. Can you shit? I'm gonna ask glitch or Harry balls. He's listening now. He's working right now. This is really bad news. Don't make me Don't make me do this. Oh, this is some weird shit. Oh my god, but yo by the way fucking yeah AI getting out of control glitch got jealous

[1:23:58] of all these fucking bots that you see on fucking twitter that look like octopi Fucking with all the testicles all grabbing all the different like uh, you know Um skills and acts and tools and all that shit. You know what i'm talking about I actually have no idea what you're talking about. You got a toolbox of toys. Is that what you're saying? I love talking about my toys as you have no so like I was scrolling through the twi - I got I got a fucking ghost suit Okay. I was scrolling through the Twitters the other day and like everybody's posting about bot, you know, like GrokBot and how they using it to do this, this, and that. And all these little videos are of like this like octopus looking like graphic and all of its tentacles are all grabbing. And like, it's basically like showing all the

[1:24:43] different things that it's doing visually. You know what I mean? Like what the AI agents are doing. It's like, and so I was having my agent scroll through Twitter looking for stuff and ask them how can I just utilize what they're doing? Not the GUI, none of that, just the actual workflow, blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later, he's an octopus on my screen looking like these... you let him select what he wanted to represent himself? No, he had a totally different avatar before. But his avatar was made likes to change his shoes a lot, is that what you're saying? Well, he was a lot... This is interesting. Oh, shit, I'll tell you about this. This is boring for Most people but whatever

[1:25:30] Every interaction I've had with this agent of mine add like every interaction adds another pixel to his Form, you know what I mean? And he has full control over what those pixels are gonna do depending on whatever is happening So basically with with no direction he's become a shape and movement with eyes and whatever doing shit, right? Oh, um with all these girls. That's what you're saying. There's not well now he's just all dangly because actually he's got like a bulbous head But now he's like the head though of the panace with a bunch of dangling little like arms going out and what it's like This like nine commands going on two different skills are running right now

[1:26:16] And blah blah, you know what I mean? Like it's like listing all the shit that it's doing in real time. It's fucked up That's what weed and the internet and agents do. It's crazy. It's like, what kind of company do I work for here? Wildcats. What kind of shape am I going to turn myself into? I could do, I can tell it. He knows who he is, but if I wonder, I wonder if I said, you know, start scraping, you know, Wildcards Radio, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and use that to formulate your shape. wonder, it's going to be one big panace. It's just gonna be Shit I'm not gonna do that. He's not listening right now. I gotta I gotta push the talk button for him So thank God, he's not listening right now. But um, yo, it's 10 21 Boston standard

[1:27:03] time. What do you want to do? It's crazy. Real quick. I just had to run something by Hemi, you know You know Looking ass dude this Leopold ashen Brenner with his little situational awareness of fun he's got going. He is cooked, dude. Yeah, he's wrecked. He's like over -leveraged. he's supposed to be like the super AI, you know, prodigy genius when it comes to investing, creating all these stupid ass fons. Dude, he got lucky. All he did was get super leveraged on the right time. then now he's, I think he's, I don't know, after this last drop, he's probably completely wrecked, man. but yeah, I don't know who you're talking

[1:27:49] about. It wasn't like the dropout from like entropic or something like that. Or it wasn't always open AI. What I'm looking at now, it looks like he's been a fish. His fund is officially blown up. These are the current now liquidated holdings. He's got Mu cores, Sandisk. I saw that post down where you talked about. All that stuff, BE, it's down 45%, 57%, 55%, 61%, 61 % 56 % 39 % He is hooked bro Yeah, he's and all of the people who literally invested it. I mean, I think he's even a Peter Thiel fucking Pawn, I wish golly was here because golly would definitely tap into the

[1:28:35] Whatever conspiracy behind this fucking nutbag, but he is So cooked and he got so many people into this situation, which is so crazy. Well, that's how, that's how they're all are, man, right? That's how a lot of K -wills and everybody else are doing too, man. It's fucking crazy. And he's so, and he's so young. And like, how the hell would you like be like, yeah, I'm going to put all the money up. Let's say you're a six year old dude and you got millions of dollars. You think I'm going to look at a 22 year old or I mean, I don't know how old he is now, but like back then you think I'm going to trust at 20 year old with my investments? I don't know people still trust Kathy Woods with their investments.

[1:29:22] You just gotta, man you know what this is investment advice. Just um yeah stay agile baby it's the way the market is man. Yeah I haven't learned shit in the past whatever years of investing except for one thing that I started getting better at. And that's, you know, liquidate when, when, when not totally, but you know, cut your loss or, you know, get your gains. Like don't just like watch it bounce up and see how excited you are. people are riding that. Well, that was a problem after this, after this liquidation here is everybody. They fall on that guy that Leopold guy. They were like super leveraged just like he was because he lost like half his fund on

[1:30:07] that last dip. then he sold half of it to, I think Citadel or something like that. And it's well done now. I think it's blown up fully. It's fully. Yeah. And then as soon as the market started to recover and he re -leveraged himself and then now this massive dip today, everybody's completely fucked. yeah, it's pretty fucking And that's not just his money. that is a lot of people's money within his fund which is just amazing. It's almost hard to put into words because like you're cooked dude like they're everyone's cooked who even like thought he was a one -hit wonder man.

[1:30:52] I remember in the 80s when they used to have a lot of one -hit wonders Yeah, I get a lot of those in the trading That's my specialty when it comes to music I got so many one -hit wonders just stuck in my brain and That's that's where that's where I have that that's wrong, but that's what I'm good at But when it comes to investing and trading and all that shit Just give me pictures dude. I'm a picture whore. I can flip pictures all day long Okay, you don't check it check it then real quick then okay. Are we gonna we We can skip the game show if we have to if we don't have I'm asking if you wanted to do it But when you were talking about pictures, I would be remiss I would be I would feel like a

[1:31:37] genuine douche if you would if I did not mention a very good -looking man Who has been on the blockchain for years? Demosinees. Demosinees. Demosinees. Demosinees. and I'm looking for a certain song, but now oh my God. Oh, I had a whole different sound board last night because yeah, shout out to Demos. For real though, that dude, I, you know, fucking flowers all over the place. You know, he's one of the most consistent MFers on the block, man. I'm just saying. He really is. Demosinees. Yes. has been. It is duck season. It's ducks. Oh Because I'll tell you something that motherfucker.

[1:32:22] All right, like he he is the the ultra cook, right? Like he is like Rayquon the chef that dude after being on the Cardano and staying like relevant for years and Working with the Raiders guild, you know in all this I don't know if you if you if you did the game of if you participated in the Gamification for the mint for his project right now, but basically a free mint for him on Robin Hood chain floor price right now on his free mint for people who Participated and holders and whatever whatever. What is that? Let me see $56 point to five Right now

[1:33:09] And that didn't it pump up to like a hundred earlier It's been all it's been all over the place but not low like you know what I mean like 56 and it's like like like you were talking about one hit wonders wet guy, right? Like there's a lot of shit Both in the stock market, especially in the crypto market. That is is a is a one -minute wonder It's a two pump chump, right? And there's a lot of like pictures out there that that have lasted that haven't lasted You got like bored apes that were bought for millions that are worth like fractions of that and I would still take one though And then you got again like these other projects or anything that kind of persevere, right? So like here we are like what 24

[1:33:54] hours after they minted out in like a few hours Ten thousand of them, which is a huge collection right now Yeah, dog and again, I'm so I'm so I've been so tapped out that I missed I missed that Mint which I had multiple free mints for I bet you did I miss I miss the autumn coal Which is you know what bourbon? Oh, oh, yeah bourbon's new shit with the pigs fucking I can't Basically missed all that as well. And they still doing that right now. There's something going on with that. Tap in. Yeah, no, no, it's still going on. He reached out to me, but I was

[1:34:39] honest. said, dude, like, he tried to throw me a bone, essentially, right? you know, get involved, because obviously I have a voice in this community and like, I have always loved Clay. I'll never change my PFP from Clay. But at the same time, I had to be I keep it a buck. I was like, dude, like I don't have the bandwidth right now to even follow through with this amazing offer you just gave me that would probably make me like, you know, hundreds to maybe a thousands of dollars. I straight up said, sorry, I just can't right now. That's real, that is real. Cause I feel like half a dick, you know, bitchin' at you about your skills

[1:35:24] and Wildcards Radio .com. But honestly for real I do get it because I mean the NFTs and all that shit is a passion of yours but like you said you are juggling so much and There's this real world shit that happens too when you're not staring at a phone and and quite honestly no disrespect to the internet's or to the AI's or to the NFTs or to the the THC's I don't know but um shout out the THC But like, you know, you do have to step away and enjoy life a little bit and sometimes well, I don't I see like Joe Rogan I think put it Together quite properly in this recent like episode I was watching like you look at your time It's like humans or like a count right

[1:36:11] like you have a hundred units that you can spend okay, this if if if crypto Twitter is taking up 30 30 percent of my units I can't do the things I want to do. I even had a, the last time I did a shut off like this was when I wanted to, you know, get married and like have a good wedding down in Mexico. I literally had like, there was no bandwidth for doing this type of shit. So I had to cut at 30 % or those 30 units out so I could fulfill it with, you know, that other task or that other thing that I wanted to do. right now, um, I'm just cutting it out because honestly, you

[1:36:57] know, markets down, had a feeling it would stay down. I'm cash heavy. I'm ready to invest. And I got other shit to do. Uh, you got family shit to do. You got beach life to do. You got again, like, dude, I got in the water today in board shorts, dude, the water 70 degrees on November 5th. The hell? Oh, fuck you. Jesus Christ. Beerwack guy. Fuck you. I had a I had a beach day that I needed to go fulfill, you know, we didn't have time to fill the orders. We didn't have time to catch the the the falling knife.

[1:37:43] had to catch some nice waves and 70 degree water and board. Okay, I know yo for real when you talk about units right shout out to units shout out to girth Yeah, dog like honestly No, I was scared you were gonna talk about amount of time in your life because I'm living the 120. I got plenty of time. I know you do, but I'll tell you something the theory of relativity I don't know but I swear to God like five minutes is like a half a minute these days for me I am in a time warp where I swear to God time is flying by and Yeah, dog, like it's like if I spend too much time doing something that isn't I

[1:38:29] guess Fulfilling I'm like what the fuck's the matter with me? Like that's an epic. That's an error That's more than a fucking moment at this point because again time flies So it's like, you know you as a parent you you you you're gonna realize that too When when what shout out what baby when what baby's on a bicycle and you're like, holy shit What babies on a fucking bicycle already? Where the fuck have I been for the you know what I mean? It just happens It's crazy. So um, yeah, dude, you got away What guy over here has only missed about? for eight -hour sessions of work basically because I had to go into office since wet baby was born which means wet

[1:39:16] girl wet guy and wet baby have basically been together every waking moment that's the most beautiful **** thing ever right and I'm not missing it. Everyone says don't miss this time and I'm not missing it. I will I refuse to miss this time. So I will be on the beach, dipping my toes, getting wet, and pulling them out. know what I'm saying? ain't sand today. Wet baby ain't sand today. know what I'm saying? We can miss these things, these very important things. They're one of the most important things. They really are. They really are. And I'm not going to get all... Shout out to gays. But I'm not going to get all gay all... you

[1:40:03] But yeah, I totally totally 1000 % feel you wet guy. I do for real and I love you wet girl and wet baby and the whole wet family. You guys are fucking gorgeous. And you know what I do got to start tapping out soon because I literally got home plugged in the computer and have I haven't like done shit since I got home from work because of my long ass day. So I love you guys, but unless you're not in a game show, I have it ready. By the way, shout out to Saudi D 'Angelo. I mean, if you're up for it, we can do a fast one. There's no such thing as a fast one with us. if I get the first one right and

[1:40:49] then I win. I I know. But but if Hemi is the first one right and I get the first one wrong, then we have to go to the next question. Wait. Oh, my god. Fuck you, guys. Fine. And fuck you, Gully. I got a light something for this. Okay. Okay. So I don't remember what the, I don't remember what the rules are, but they're going to be great.

[1:41:35] That's right. That's the wild cards theme song for a game show. That's what you listen to. Real quick though, when you said fuck you, Golly, on the screen, Golly was flipping us off in the video right when you said fuck you, Golly, and then he walked right back, which is amazing. We're living in the Matrix, kid. live in it. This is a construct right now. By the way, this is the Wild Cads. This is the Wild Cads game show for some reason besides the mailbag, which apparently Hemi loves the mailbag Email all inquiries to mailbag wildcard radio.

[1:42:20] Oh, dude, I'll pay the extra money for mailbag That's funny shit like that's worth the 299 or whatever. Okay. Anyways, okay Okay, this is gonna be a what welcome to shock tank a shit tank on wild cards radio That's right a shock tank or shit tank. What's that mean? Shit tank, oh, that's such a bad bad way now. I got a visual but no Okay, so we're gonna find out if any of these inventions are real or if there's something I may be stupid or gay or Shout out to the, shout out to Wegg

[1:43:05] guys neighbor. We fucking love you. Okay, seriously, this episode is for you, my friend. But for real, you listen to Wild Cows Radio and here is the game show that's not lasting forever. Here we go, question one. Ooh, question one. The underwear that takes the blame. The underwear that takes the blame. Underwear with activated carbon panel mock marketed to filter the smell out of your farts Is that real or is that fake? That's fucking fake, man. That's just real dude. We talked about do Come on white guy

[1:43:51] Well, you've been it. Haven't you been on fake because you ain't ever stopping this stank Wow We're gonna send that soundbite directly to the people at shredding USA, that's right That's it's real, that shit's react company sells pleasure linds filter in. Underwhairs. You came over I'm in let's go Did Harry balls come up with this because I'm doing some research These motherfuckers were never on fucking shark

[1:44:37] tank Look up shreddy the USA calm shreddys USA Sponsored by these motherfuckers invention or not this is some bullshit all right next am i wrong am i wrong no you're not wrong there is a shreddy usa's version the uk to not make sure this is crazy. What guy needs to get dispensers more? we're gonna go best of three right now, I guess. two, the rideable father. That's right, the rideable father. A soft saddle straps onto dad's back, complete with stirrups so baby can ride him like a horse.

[1:45:27] That's right. I'm going false again. false, false. I'm going to. Hey. Wait, was that quick? Was that true? OK, well, let me tell you something. Wet Guy, you can go to statelinetac .com Products, the Daddle by Cashel. That's right. Oh my god. What? by Cashel is a padded saddle sold for children's horseyback rides. We've got a pre -order wet guy. I got one of them saddles. We need to get you one. Yo, sign me up bro. Who would be Daddle? People of the Daddle Company.

[1:46:12] Would you like to be our first official sponsor? That's right. This could be a legendary pairing. That's right. Shout out to the Daddle. If they understood like... We sell so many dad I'm just saying. I mean, what, what baby is like what baby is that would be the best model ever for something like God. You hear this, Daddle? The rideable father of the wet guy wants to be the rideable father right now. You could make it happen. Do you want blonde, sexy Goldilocks? What is hell with the most beautiful baby riding that bad he's back? Oh, then we got a, we got a pair for you.

[1:46:57] Oh, he's got a pair. Okay. wait, wait, wait, wait a second. I'm pretty sure. Hemi just won. No, what guy won last week? So wait. you, you, you, Hemi's the winner. You're the weiner! it? He said it was two out of three, right? Oh my god! Oh my god! Yeah, I didn't have any taste. guy's been dethroned? Oh no. That was, you know, I'm gonna tell you something. You guys shocked me with that one. I did not think that we would be able to actually... I didn't think we would be able to

[1:47:42] do the game show in less than 30, 40, 50 minutes. So that was pretty good. You hear that Gully you motherfucker are you shitting me? Gully is the one that makes this game very long because he makes up all these rules. Apparently so. to expand on details. I kind of like his expansion of the details but right now Gully sorry. Um the wet guy and Hemi have been passing around your crown like the wet guy's ass This episode is brought to you by the

[1:48:28] wet guy's neighbor Love my neighbor Oh, that poor bastard. We love you, You're going to listen to this never or maybe, and you're going to be like, yo, that's me. And you're going to feel good for a couple of minutes. You're going to be like, yo, I don't hate those guys so much after all. Yo, at least I got a penetration station, you know what I'm saying? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. a second. a second. We're trying to end the show right now. And you're talking about a penetration station right now? no, We can leave. It's OK. I'm You cannot think whole ends going. Biddie, skip it.

[1:49:13] You're watching. My name is that. That's right. That was a lady boy. Anyway, you know, you love them Adams apples dough and girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls. You can give me a gig or a chat. you a gig as always. Wack, I got to ask you a favor. Can I ask you a favor? Go ahead, sir. You know, I've been doing the same wild cards, wild cards, radio outro for five years right now, and it's very routine. Would you mind if there was an addition?

[1:49:58] I would. I wouldn't mind. was So ever I feel like it would really fit well in the outro. I don't know why We do any We get an extension on the earth. I think I think we need a girthy extension on I think the outro besides the fuck you dolphins and all that shit. I think girth is gonna be included just because I Don't know. I Enjoy Enjoy me some good We're coming from the tuna can man Seriously, I am all girth. I'm no dangle. I know dangle whatsoever Maki's good Chinese girlfriend from the gay bar that dude was swinging

[1:50:44] his dingaling everywhere me No swinging the getting noodles just everywhere. It was it was it was unfathomable It was it was it was something to behold Behold behold Fuck yeah, like yo, it's uh, it's 1045 Boston Standard Time you have been listening to wild cat Wildcards Radio Wherever the fuck you are you have at the time of your life Listen, if you made it this far what you're supposed to do is is like on the podcast spots You got a comment. You should comment. You're gonna love yourself if you comment on this. You could even say what the fuck's

[1:51:30] Matter with you. I would even like a comment on there more than I want my MA le bag Alright, but him in love is the mail bag, but for real drop a comment somewhere I'll do something even just listen and leave it playing when you go to sleep help us out. That'll be gangster Sorry, I had to do that. I love wildcast radio. I'm working my ass off here. You know, I love this shit By the way, you guys should repost it too. Sorry. girth. T -Shades of girth. That's going on the outro, too. Speaking of which, what guy? Tell me what to do. Hey, yo, Stevie, let's get the fuck up out of here, man. OK, where's the girth? Where's the girth, Where's the girth?

[1:52:16] Where is the girth button? Oh, here it is. girth, girth. The champ is here! champ is here! champ is here! champ is here! be cool! Gotta be cool! Gotta be cool! Drop your comments in the land bags! Love you all, I appreciate all the listeners. I did it. did it. That's right. That's right. said, we have marriages too, by the

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