The Usual Unusual Night

1:20 None. got the website

3:19 wildcatsradio.com. Shout out to what's that shit called? I don't even know. It's been a long couple days. Oh shit, like for real. It's been a long fucking couple to invite my Co hosts up in a second. I hope they hurt. Right now my eyeballs ain't working so I'm just saying they hear me safe on the cow and they smile at the sound.

4:05 But the whole town's got sweet yo.

5:13 For real though, this is the reason Hemi man Oh my God. Shout out to being wicked smart. Shout out to Wildcats radio. Shout out to the transcribing bots that are not successful when they are transcribing Wildcats radio. It's hilarious. Maybe it's the Boston accent, maybe I'm just an idiot, but you know, the bots, we call it Wildcats. Wildcats Radio, so. Yes, it's that was a cool 90s show, you know, back in the day. Wildcats, do you like to do a lot of flashbacks? Are you talking about the movie with Goldie Hawn? No, no, it was a a cartoon. Wildcats. Come on now. Oh shit, you got to refresh my

5:59 fucking memory. Because you know what? Wildcats. There were Thundercats. There were Silver Hawks. Wildcats yeah, that's 90s or something like that. I think it only lasted like two seasons, but since we like to do flashbacks up in here. Dude, I love that shit because y'all remind me like of yo, my homies tell me really cool stories and I'm like, yo, that's fucking awesome. And they're like yo, you were there, that was you. And I'm like, Oh no shit. Like I'm at the point where like I don't know the I don't remember shit at all. So like yeah, I need wild wild cards radio to remind me of, of, of shit that I forget,

6:44 especially how awesome childhood was because fuck you Kelly Kapowski. I'm all about Lisa Turtle, Wild Cards Radio. So yeah, man, it's been a week. I was under the knife the other day. That was a good time. While recovery. Dude, I got to be honest with you yo hemi dog like since I. You had an appendage. Did you lose appendage? I I guess you could say I hadn't add a Dick to me. That's right. And add a Dick to me. I don't know where the fun music is right now. I'm rolling a joint. Or I got to figure this out.

7:30 I guess I could say what happened was something like, I showed up at the doctor's office. Candles were lit. The doctor wasn't wearing any gloves. He put both hands on my shoulders. And he's like, I got to take your temperature, Mr. Stevie. Actually, that really didn't happen, although it would have been sexy because my my, my shoulders. Didn't mean your cock. Well, actually I he he was taking my temperature with his cock and my shoulders were just how he was holding on for the ride. Oh, up the booty hall.

8:15 The booty hall shout. Shout out to the booty hall by the way. I'm going to like it and repost it because I always forget and it's early enough. Where I I'm going to go fuck myself. So fellas, how you doing? Can I tell you the shitty fucking week I just had? I'll be quick I promise. Just like how I'm A2 pump jump with a tootie. Cat, how you doing? How you doing? Yo dawg, listen, so like I have this fucking thing growing on my fucking shoulder, right? And it hurt. And after a while, like maybe a year, shit was getting bigger and getting in the way. So I I go to my doctor, I'm like, yo, I got to get that happens. To me all the time, by the way. Yo, don't even fucking joke, dawg. You're you're going to make it

9:00 to 120 though. I know you, you going to make it. But like, this lump got bigger and like, I'm like, Doctor, we just got to take that shit out, dude. So she calls one doctor. He's like, now we ain't going to do that. So I go to this other doctor. Now, the first time I go to him, literally, I'll tell you what happened. I walk into the office and I'm like, yo, I'm here to see Doctor. What's his name? And they're like, oh, oh, you're the 2O clock. I'm like, yeah. And like, oh, oh, oh, oh, and in the back I heard him be like, oh, shit. Basically he was trying to leave and like was hoping I didn't show up for my appointment because he was going to leave. So when he came into the like little office, I'm like, I get it. I know you're trying to get out of here, but let me just show you what I got to get done.

9:45 So I, I show him, it's on my right shoulder. He fills out all the paperwork to, to get the surgery done. 4 weeks later on my left shoulder, I had to cross it out. I'll be like right shoulder. Great. OK, so now last week I call I'm like yo, we good? Should I get blood work done? They're like, oh, we rescheduled you. I'm like wait, what? You don't do that. Like yeah, we called you 2 days ago to reschedule you. I'm like, you don't do that. That's bullshit. I'm like so when am I rescheduled for? And then they told me some bullshit and I'm like, Nah, I'm like, you're not going to reschedule that shit. This is not just affecting me. This is affecting the motherfucker driving me to the appointment. This is affecting the motherfuckers I work with. This is a blah, say blah, say

10:30 blah, say blah. So they said they'd call me back and they didn't. But the next day they called me back while I'm teaching the kids. I'm like, yo, I'm a teacher. I can't speak the way I must speak to you in front of these children. So you will call me back in 30 minutes. They call me back, reschedule the appointment to when it was supposed to be scheduled. I ain't going to tell you all that extra bullshit. Great. So then that day they postponed it again an hour, then brought it back an hour. So I'm like, fuck, what kind of bullshit am I going to get myself into? Is this guy just going to chop my my my back apart? Like I even said to the lady on the phone, like I know I'm not that lovable right now. I swear I'm a very nice person and please do not let this interaction make me be the dude

11:16 that get left gets a scalpel left in his fucking back after surgery. Please. Thankfully I'm funny during this whole ordeal. A shout out to the new listeners of Wildcards Radio, by the way, everywhere where your podcast is received. Because everybody, all them nurses are like, oh, you funny. I'm like, oh, could you imagine? I used to be good looking too. Oh, that was the best. And they were all. And yeah, we got a lot of new listeners showing up, maybe not on. The Tawadas. But definitely other places. It's crazy. So got the shit done. Went there yesterday. I guess I, I, they, they didn't like knock me out, knock me out, but I was asleep and shit was deeper than it was supposed to

12:01 be. They dug in mad fucking deep and it hurts. I mean, I I've recovered, I've broken my back and all my motherfucking ribs 2 folds and this shit hurts. My neck and my back. My neck and my back. 0. It it this one hurts? This one hurts. I basically gave I gave birth out my shoulder and. They're brown boys, Mr. Stevie. Wait, what? What kind of boys? My. Rhomboids, yo, I had an extra rhomboid. I got another rhomboid on the other side. Now I'd be worried if it was just one by itself. They'll be like, yo, what's the

12:46 matter with this guy? Like it's got to be something bad. But the fact is it's on both sides. So it literally is like I'm, I'm, I'm growing Angel wings. Shit's weird. So like if shit comes back, I can't fight it. I'm just going to let it be. Shout out to being an Angel, I guess, You know, I mean, I still have a penis and I and I and I know I believe angels do not have the panas. That's what I heard. Penises are not for looking at, they're for use. They're like plungers, right? They don't have the sexual organs. Appendages. Mr. Stevia. Shout out to appendages and sexual organs. Shout out to everybody in the audience that does or does not

13:31 have everything aforementioned. And before we carry on, shout out fiend. Shout out MO MO MO funny, MO funny, MO funny yo MO funny's got the engagement on lock, though I'm not even playing shout out the T pad out there in the audience. You know, wet guys acting ultra erotic as usual. Hemi is in the motherfucking place to be and he just whacked it, waxed his head and wet baby is here. And if it would not for the wet baby, we would not have wet girls titty milk so we appreciate. You well, he whacks his head. I whacked my head, you know. Same difference, same same butt, different. Well, you get, you get pitted. You get paid you. Just got back. I literally just rode my bike back from the wedge.

14:18 The infamous wedge. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You say it's infamous? We are same thing. But what is the infamous wedge? It's. Where those beautiful videos were taken from back in, you know, the early 2000s up into the recent one where the guy must be living in the Matrix and made the same newscast video at that same search spot. Shout out to getting pitted. So pitted bro, I went and hit the whip like. Yo, that guy was that guy was making moves when when Daniel Tosh was cool on the Comedy Centrals. Shut up. And that's a, that's a minute.

15:03 Right. And well, that's that's when South Park was in Colorado and I turned on South Park the other day and they call it South America. It's fucking hilarious. Shout out to South America. Wait, is that a fact? I'm not even, I'm not even playing. I don't know if it was just for the episode, but like they were calling it like South America, yeah, you know, because, because of, you know, because of how politics works and all that shit, you know? Yeah, it goes kind of like all that shit. Let's go. You know what? I. Mean like. You know, you know, by the way, if I, if I neglect to forget, Oh no, neglecting to forget would mean that I remember.

15:49 So before I forget, shout out the faults. All right, Now listen, motherfuckers and motherfuckers, wild card riches. You listen to Wildcards radio and you know, there's been a bunch of motherfuckers that like for real though, ride or die. And on that list, the ride or die motherfuckers, is the motherfucking faults. The faults, the faults, the faults, the faults. I said it. The faults. Tell your mother the faults. Shout out to the faults. His beard and his dog. The faults and the faults, the faults. One more time, the faults. Had to get that off my breasts for you. Sorry, because you know I'm smoking a gorilla finger right now and I forget shit. It happens. It'll be like prison food. And penis.

16:35 Shout out to penis speaking a penis. Hey. Yo-yo, did you, you motherfucker, see not even a penis? I just like to say that because it's funny. Do you see the website that your boy threw together? By the way, it. Was impressive, Mr. Stevie, I got to say. That's just round one. All right. So like, honestly, actually, if you know, this is our weekly conversation, you listen to Wild Cards Radio. As soon as I made that website live, though, like, you know, again, we're we're starting to make some moves on these podcast and sites, right? It's like we're on a bunch of different ones. It's very interesting. But literally like 10 minutes

17:20 after that, all the lessons went up on Spotify immediately. So it really does go to show you that, you know, fucking search engine optimization. Motherfucking it's yo, you got to backlink the fuck out of yourself. You got to backlink yourself. You got to get that triple camera triple wide from the back to the front shit for real, Because I'm not even playing like, you know, the websites. OK, I want to do a bunch more and I and I think it's a good and again, Hemi dude, you're the one who designed like the whole brand, the look of the brand of wild cards and wild cards radio people don't know that. That's a fact.

18:05 A fact I'm not playing like yo he might be the one right now with the suit and the tie, but for years dude scrutinized even over designing his own font letters to make sure we own that shit. Dude makes that shit in that style so it's beautiful. Thanks to all the shit that he does and and makes wild cards radio more visual, I'm able to take some some of that shit and just put it in like a color palette and blah and blah and suddenly shits that's coming together. And that's why like on the on the website right now, it's got a bunch of random shit, but. Wait, wait, wait, Hemmy, do we have a proprietary? Not proprietary, but off the top of your head, what are hex colors? You know, when it comes to the orange and the blacks and the whites.

18:52 I can look it up and give it to you. That's. OK, it's OK. You don't need to. I was just. I'm sure it's locked in. Locked in. Shout out to the oranges, the blacks and and the whites. I do love black people. I I love all people. Shout out to you motherfuckers. Yeah, depending on context, that could have sounded weirdly racist, but it's not. Well, that's why I had to bust out my little Chinese. On these little Chinese nuts. I had to bust out my little Chinese. Nuts. Luckily we don't use yellow. Well, Oh my goodness, now. Now you done did. It really, really, really that's what we doing. That's what we doing. That's what we doing. Seriously, dog. You know, like with the oranges, the blacks and the whites with

19:42 like. And by the way, Speaking of all these. Different saucy in. Here, if we're going to cover that on Wild Cards Radio tonight, by the way, shout out to my Brown brethren. And my mother loves you. I have always loved Latinos. So shout out to my Latino homies. Latinos. One of you might be my dad. I just don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One thing we do know is that either Hemi and I Hemi or I might be a parent. Apparently a parent of the wet guy. That's why you listening to Wild Card Radio. No. Cap. Apparently it's all just. It's all just a trim. Name that artist.

20:27 Tell me what back with that which artist? Apparently you ain't parents. Oh, that's is what's well. What is he trying to say? Is what guy trying to say that? Apparently you ain't parents. Is he quoting Eminem? And he's like, and Clarence is, and his real name's Clarence, and Clarence got nice parents. Exactly. There we go. Really. Yeah, 100%. You nailed it. That's right. No way. Oh, that's fucking. Great patos locos forever. Shout out to Mavatos and shout out to Clarence, who's got really nice parents, you know, and titties. OK cool, all I asked for was OK, you're trying to suck on some

21:14 titties dude. So bringing it back while we're on the subject of titties, if you motherfuckers or any, any listeners by the way, shout out to the listeners live and the listeners who are falling in love with us on every podcast platform known to man. It's fucking crazy. I only have one e-mail address for wildcardsradio.com and I got to buy more bandwidth and space, but any recommendations, suggestions or anything regarding wildcardsradio.com? You get like a bunch of spam or what? No, dude, they're all like looking for you. They're looking, they're looking for the wet guy. They're they want to see pictures of Gully's legs. They want a lot. Of shit.

21:59 And and then there's questions. Oh, actually. Are we getting our own only fans for wild cards or? What this could happen now that we have a home base? Honestly why the fuck not do it? Only fan. Sign me up, I will see the forefront of only Fans. I the full frontal. Want to tell can I tell you what I've been wanting to do with Onlyfans because I. Think shit. Yes, so I had a. Great, I had a. Beautiful idea where I traveled the world and all I would do is be pulling down my wet suit from basically the neck down and take you right down to the to the girth of the tip of the panas at the base. Not at the actual tip of the panas, but the base of the panas

22:44 and you RIP that wet suit down with a beautiful background like a nice sunset. A beautiful beat. He's he's getting very detailed. He played this back in his. Head and then the entire time there's water literally flushing down, raining over my head as I'm taking the wet suit off. And then we cut the video right when it gets to the base of the panas. And we just do this globally. I got to tell you something. Shut up. I am a straight man, but for a moment, right there for for a moment. You're going to pay for the extra pictures, aren't you? I was wicked hard. I was wicked hard. So yes, honestly, you know, if

23:29 you if the wet guy is going to show off like you know that like spot right below the hips that looks cool on tough guys, like if you got them's show that shit off, we going to make it. We going to make it. In fact, the the the, it's, it's the penis muscle, right that goes, that goes up the sides up to the belly button on both sides, the penis. Muscle. Yeah, that's a penis muscle, yo, that, that muscle reaches the sex though. I mean, I'm telling you, I might have had them so when I was younger. And yes, it could be considered the penis muscle or the panas muscle. The cabooser, the thrush pusher. You know all that energy pusher.

24:19 You listen to Wildcats radio and you have been banged in the ear holes right there. This is an educational space by. The way it always is, you know, like every week I like scrutinize. I'm like, yo, what am I going to put in the notebook for this week? What am I going to do? And then I flip back and realize we never get to half the shit because shit goes off the rails immediately. And, and I like it. People, people like it. They do like a big boy pants on. We do have big boy pants on. Like a big boy pants on. Shout out to big boy pants, Ohh and the glory hole. Shout to the glory hole, by the way. Only on Wildcats radio. So yeah, see you sidetracked me.

25:12 You were talking about getting unzipped and undressed, yo. Any suggestions, recommendations or whatever for a wild card? wildcardsradio.com. Any recommendations? Haul at your boy because I'm figuring this shit out. And like there's like, you know, 4 steady members. So they're each going to have like, you know, you know, their own bio page all this, but there's going to be other shits, especially for people who join as members, which is free, maybe like access to like the video game and shit like that, etcetera, etcetera. So, and if you listening and that means you love us already and you don't know why, like just Google, like do a search for wildcardswildcardsradio.com,

26:01 do a search for that shit. Because the more that people search for that shit, the more it slides up on that search shit and it's helpful. I swear to God, we love it. You love it and wow. Puts us on top of the dogpile, you know? What I mean, it really does. I would mule one of those in my ass. I would mule a lot of one of those in my ass. I would mule one of those in my ass. But but yeah, any like and like shout out to the wet girl too, because like I, I look through and same thing like any posting of replies on on any of the podcast sites, like there's one I don't even know about that we're on and there's like mad replies and shit on that one. So like any place you might listen to this shit, drop a comment, drop a reply, do

26:49 something. It helps because that if you listen to now, it means you love it. And you you should want your homies to love it too. Just saying. And actually with the website up that might make it easier to do a lot of other shit like have Hemi's like page of like videos. You just got to be careful with the videos, it's going to bog down the site. I, I, I, I, You know what though? I think with the plan I got, I, I, I can, if I keep it under a certain amount, I can keep it fast. You know what I mean? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Just as long as you don't try to load all of them, I think it'd be all right. Yeah, well, you know what? Help me pick a couple of your.

27:36 Paper you don't want. You just don't want all the videos to preload and have live previews going because that's gonna bog it all day. Yeah, that. Down. And then obviously you don't want an extensive catalog with like pagination because then you're gonna have to like preload or like load all those while the page is loading. So whatever, this is technical shit that doesn't really matter, but. No, it does matter and you just said the word loads a lot. And Speaking of loads, power lifters probably shoot giant loads, right? They do, they do. Who do you think shoots the biggest loads? Oh, I think a guy that's in space. I think a guy that's on a Cliff, like a Cliff climber. Those are some big loads. I've been testing the big load theory of like saving up and then, you know, like busting

28:23 loads. And it is very factual that like if you save up for like a four or five days and you don't, you know, relief on the daily, it's a much bigger load than the daily load. I have many thoughts on this, but I am very intrigued. I was like mom, I don't feel good shoot, I was go drop them droves. I I'm intrigued as that hemi perspective on unloads hem out. By the way, you're listening to Wild Cards Radio. Of. The loads carry on, Hemi. Left with the legs. That's what I will say. Don't use. Don't use your back. Dude, Lord knows I know this. I got more steel rods in my

29:09 fucking back and my legs and all this shit. But so that answer, I'll tell you what that answer means that Hemi does not want to answer this question regarding loads, Shout out loads. Who do you think shoots the biggest loads? Oh, I think a guy that's in space. Yeah, space loads that you know, Spider Man probably shoots some loads, but what guy? Can I talk to you for a second? Then can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, I'm here. OK, you know, there was a time in my life where I where I was good looking, OK, and what? And some would say even viral, Viral I say. And you know. I was saying viral or feral. Viral viral Viral.

30:00 Not viral. Not feral viral. Oh my God, I don't know this word. That's why they call me the professor. And you know, when I was viral, I got, I hope I'm using that word, Reichsen. It's like saying the word mayonnaise too many times. Like it doesn't sound real, but you. Went viral, Stevie. No, not I am a man that I once had. Virulence spreading excuse. Me it sounds. Like. Where are you right? Now are feral and virally. Yeah, your your mayonnaise.

30:45 Is that what you're saying? Hold. On turn on my I can't even turn on the. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. OK, we're sidetracking somebody Google viral in regard to sexual. Proudness please putting sexual in my search bar because then you'll get. Dude, you that's the that's the easiest thing you your search bar is so happy to to get some vocab like that. Right now it's usually getting like Fibonacci. It's. Fibonacci. It really is, but it's getting Fibonacci all over the place. All right, tell us. About your venereal diseases. Oh my shit, it's viral. You listen to Wildcats radio?

31:32 Yes, unscripted. Do you believe that? Do you believe? So Once Upon a time, that's like we. Oh my goodness. He was dipping it in and pulling it out. I was, I was. So I used to work at a Nudie Bob over there in Western Massachusetts. All right? I'm going to name it because it was like 30 years ago. It was the Castaway Lounge. Shout out to the Castaway Lounge. I was the doorman up in that motherfucker back in the late 90s. All right, Oh my goodness. And shifts with. And if I haven't talked about this before, I got to mention at least that there was a time where I needed a ride to work and my parents were visiting and obviously big a little Ruthie wanted to see where I was making

32:18 my monies at. So they pull up. I'm like, yo, y'all want to come in and see what's what's cooking in there? My dad's like, OK, my mom's like, of course I do. So we walk in, everybody's like, oh, Stevie. And they're all over me. And my parents sit down. My mom's like, oh, Steven, they really are naked. I'll have a, I'll have a rum and coke and your father will have a Diet Coke with no ice. So they sat down right at the right at the runway and they had a great fucking time. Yes, this really fucking happened. So about that same era, the shift would end and yes, we would have sexy parties over there at my spot because I lived maybe 5 minute drive away.

33:03 And yes, wet guy, let me tell you something. You got the virals. It's virility. It is virility. I wish I could Google this right now and read that shit. I don't Oh my God, you listen to what guys radio? But yes, I had to test that theory because like, yeah, like, you know, I'm like, wait a second, I have to make sure I I can perform and like, you know, fuck these fucking dudes are like, yeah, I can do it a million times. Nah, Nah, you got. To flash it out the gate, Mr. Stevie. No, I, I was eventually you guys were talking about shooting loads. I was shooting air. Like if they had wet hair, they could have just stood in front

33:48 of me and I could have they could have just blow dry their hair with whatever was coming out of my penis hole. All right, I was empty. There was nothing left in there. It was. Air and sand. Why were you empty, Mr. Stevie? Well, because. You know, again, I said I was viral at the time. Viral. Got it. Oh my God, you were. You were just an air compressor going off. I got it. Basically, basically after a couple days of of of putting in that work, yes, I was an air compressor. I was I was blowing dry loads. Shout out to blowing dry loads. So at that point in life, I'm like, yo, I got to run that experiment too. So there were two experiments that I ran at that point was holding back and not getting any

34:34 Ding a Ling action for X amount of time and seeing that affected shit. And also the pineapple test. Yes, the pineapple test. Because fellas, be good to you, ladies, be good to you, ladies eat some pineapple. Just saying. You did the pineapple test. What a Jesus Christ. You gave you ate the pineapple for you lady. Yes, absolutely. Again, look that shit up. There's nothing to. Do if you remember Hammy? This was in one of the you know Wild Cards game shows. Remember when the sugar content

35:20 goes into the cum? Was it true or false? And we found out it is true. And guess what pineapple can make it to depend on? True that. Yes. I too, I too once have experimented but I didn't have a air compressing air compressor period of time in my life. Hold on, hold on. I have a special guest when baby wants to introduce someone. Wet baby, it's Oh my God. We have wet auntie here. Oh. Oh. My God. That just happened. So wet. That really just happened right now. Really.

36:06 Like, say it again. Thank God. Right now, wet. Auntie. Baby Wet Auntie. If you were from the West side or the east side, we'd call you Wet Auntie. But we'll take Auntie and welcome. Hi, I'm an auntie. I'm a California gal. Oh, oh, oh, we wish they all could be California. Gals girls eyebrow the whole man I'm so so many more accounts game show. Oh, wait, wait, what was? That oh, oh wait. Game show Wet Girls in the house tonight. What is go? Oh my God, she. Is ready. Shout out to the wet girl. Shout out to wet Auntie.

36:51 By the way, to be fully transparent, tonight is the night that I'm Winnie the Pooh in it. So if you would like to picture in your beautiful West Coast mind, yes, I am rocking a red shirt. No pantaloons girl, but I do have headphones on in my reading glasses because I need to see shit. Shout out to Winnie the Pooh in it, and that's A and that's a reason why I like having my own agent on my computer because I could generate that shit. And it's funny because as soon as you do it on the other shit, it's like Nah, that like violates mad shit when I'm like yo. China, I knew that you made a jail broken AI on the local. If you catch my dress, you know what I'm saying. Because that's what I got because by Oh, dude, OK.

37:38 Were you, you were here yo, earlier in the week. We try wildcards the other way, like using like the other platform, right? And it was very successful. And I think you, you ended up getting disconnected. I'm still talking to. Him it cooks my phone so I started looking at Yeti mics and other mics so I can but then I have to sit inside my house on the computer when I do this which is what I normally don't do but. That's what about a laptop, don't you? Or or what about like a battery pack for your little fucking computer that's in your garage that you got to run as a Bitcoin node but you haven't done that yet? So I could do all these things, Yes, continue. Yes, you could. I don't even know what I was talking about, but it was fucking awesome. Wet panties or something? You are you are Winnie the Pooh

38:25 in it And then. OK, it was See. And you wonder why. I write shit down really fast around here, see? You you wonder why I write shit down? Because I can't keep up with us half the time and I fucking love it. Yeah, let's see. I don't remember what we were just saying, but I'm still aroused. Speaking of being aroused, I like to give a special shout out to Fiend and Fiend's children. That's right. I don't know how young Fiend's children, but yeah, they big boy Pat, they, they, they fucking love Wildcats. You know, you wake up in the morning so I put up a big boy Pat. So shout out to friends, kids. You should not be listed into this, but you are and you're welcome for for all the learning that you do whilst you are up in

39:12 here. It's Turkey, Yeah, Turkey. Yeah, shout out to Turkey. Gorky A. Gorky A. Gorky A. So shout out to wet Auntie. I, I, I was aroused. I'll be honest with you. I really just was. So shout out to you, girl. And then the wet girl chimed in. And yes, the theme song for a game show is fucking catchy, isn't it? Like are you like I sing that shit Like, you know, I have like a playlist while I'm in the shower. Not that kind of playlist, wet guy. Like a music shits, you know, And like that song is on my playlist while I'm in the shower. It's my vibe. I love that track. Ah, thinking out loud, my friends. Yo, there's definitely got to be a music section on on Wildcards radio.com.

40:02 All the stupid music that we make about each other and titty milk and stems and you know all that, all that fun shit. I think that there's going to be a spot on that as well. So if you haven't paid attention yet, you're listening to Wildcards Radio. You might be listening live, you might be listening wherever you get your podcast. But the new shit this week, it's not chronic the Tush right now. But yeah, at the chronic the Tush, we got a new website. It's on its way to looking good. It took a little while, it'll take a while longer taking our request recommendations and everything because guess what? I'm not a developer. I'm not a website dude. Like even after I designed the

40:47 whole shit, it took me like hours trying to figure out how to upload it the right way and have all the shit work and and shit surprisingly working right now. Which is fucking beautiful because no, not because it's a glory hole. Because sometimes I can be wicked smart. OK, so if. Someone on the wild cards team was a web developer? That would be just insane. And it'll be crazy if that person wanted to bless the the the squad with some with some help here, because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing period. You know, it looks good enough, but I mean, you know, like I haven't seen like these videos where it's like use this plug in on Claude and tell this and it will model your website just

41:32 like Apple you. Got that puppy up in a repo and what? I I can I can throw that shit up in a a GitHub repository. Because that's from repo and just I'll send you my my, my creds and. Dude, I'll. I'll I'll take a look and then if you like any of the pushes, then we can actually, you know, fully push the commit on the live site. You know what? I'm. Saying holy, holy, holy, holy. Holy Send. Clay merge, merge. Merge, merge, merge. Right now I just keep on updating all these files and then zipping it and then uploading it to the the fucking

42:20 server. I just was thinking that too. I was, I was dipping it in and zipping it out and dipping it, tipping it in, tipping it in, tipping it, tipping it, tipping it, tipping it, tipping it in and pulling it out, tipping it in and pulling it out, tipping it out, tipping it in and tipping it in and tipping it in and pulling it out. Shout out to dipping it in and pulling it out. That's right. But yeah, dude, I'll upload that shit to my repository. I think I'm either Stevie crypto or Stevie wildcards on GitHub. I got a GitHub. Why I I make weird shit. You see the fucking radar thing that I made this week? What's the matter with me? Like yo. Talk about does it find glory

43:05 holes? Must see if. That's what it's only made for. It's called the glory hole Finder. All right, and it's fucking great Shout out to the glory hole Finder penis and my penis as well. Nah, but like yo, this thing technology is so cheap and like, you know, I know how to do a little bit of code in here and there. So I made like, you know, a three, three target screen with, with this little sensor. So like I'm outside at night, I, I hear mad animals when I'm camping. Now I know where they are, what direction they move in, what their projected trajectory might be, how big they might be and all that shit. So instead of running in the middle of the woods like a fucking animal, like carrying a

43:52 357 in one hand and a 10 gauge in the other, it might just be a squirrel. You know what I mean? So like squirrels? Are bears just just gave me the the visual of that missus Stevie you poo bearing it up running out there with guns in your hands I'm. Just saying dude, that's really what camping is for me. I learned early in in my camping days that if an animal comes around your spot, like your campgrounds, what what you do instead of like wondering about it, you run full fucking balls to the wall at that noise like a motherfucker. Now be prepared to come face to face was something. But if you don't, either way, you don't hear that noise from that direction again that night or the next couple nights. They're like that animal's like, fuck, that's a Java walkie over

44:39 there. That guy is fucking wild. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Are you a big man? I'm a big man when I'm out there, you know, like, for real. Like, fuck that. Whatever. Like, you know, everybody is entitled to their own opinions, but like, yeah, shout out to chase it down. Any noise out in the woods? Now I can see with a soundboard out there saying gay. Well, actually, if you don't threaten me with a good time, because like I could have like, you know, alerts happen when there's a, when there's like certain movement going on. I can have alerts. And if I hook it up to a speaker, I could be sitting there at night just chilling and then suddenly be like, and it's

45:24 a fucking fucking raccoon running at me. That'll be fucking hilarious. Now that's a kidding. That could happen if a bear's coming at me. I don't know either way. Chronic absolutely hilarious if someone was like walking up to your site and they're. Like. Gay like what? The fuck is that? You know that's the funniest fucking alarm ever. I'm going to do yo that, yo. Wouldn't that deter somebody? You're like trying to creep on my like, you know? Campsite camp is that? It's like gay right in your face. Like, that's fucking great. Yeah. Are you? Connecting. Seriously. Just an excellent. Human deterrent. I'm doing that.

46:09 I mean, weirder things have been done, right? Like why the fuck am I making stupid little shit like that for no reason? It's fucking great though. Hey, let's go pizza. Rock me, I fuck you, fuck me. So they can go Virals, Mr. Stevie. Virals. Yo, I'll tell you something. Your boy, your boy MO. Funny MO funny MO dude. That dude knows the recipe. He knows the recipe for going fucking viral. I'm not even playing wicked smart, wicked smart, wicked wicked wicked. I don't even know. This is definitely a long time listener who has transitioned not in the transsexual way. Shout out to transitioning though. But. There's a reason I follow this

46:56 person. There's a reason for the recent change in brands and it is priceless. It is. Priceless. Literally. Amazing, amazing. Like I'm not even playing. Crazy motherfucker, man, I'm just. Saying, oh, funny I I wish I knew. Like, you know, like sometimes when you're scrolling through and you're like, yo, what is that shit? And then like a month later that like coin goes to a trillion and you've been seeing that shit for a while. Yeah, like, I don't know what that shit is, but I feel like that's that. Gene vibes. You know the gene. Whatever. I never. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Imagine if I lived in Kentucky. Like that's me.

47:42 If I was born in Kentucky. You know what I'm saying? You'd have to get a lot more comfortable with lakes you. Fucking who it is. Miss with. 15 minutes. Left I play for keep. Other. Brand member If If I ain't showing up fashionably late, then you know, you know there's a problem. You motherfucker, here I am chewing on fucking Percocets because my back's all busted up and you just come strolling into town like. Don't tease me with a good time, Mr. Stevie, I'll send you my address. Well, hey, you know, I'll be honest with you. Ask being, ask being. I showed up to the the party fashionably late and I left also fashionably early as you've all

48:30 come. That's how I do it. You've all come. I like to do the same thing. You've all come, even the even the parties I like to throw, I like to show up late. Those are the best. When you show up late, you show up. You're the hurricane, you're the whirlwind. You're the one that like sets it all off, have a few shots, do the thing and then you leave. And then you out. Yeah, let everybody else fuck up that night, you know what I mean? Yo, that's honestly, you just summed up what I used to do with Maki back in the day. We used to run mad clubs in Boston. And it always finds an excuse to be able to. He'd be on his way in and I'm like, yo, I'm running a little bit late. I'll be there soon. And I'd let him, you know, heat up the place a little bit and then I'd show up after it was already nice.

49:15 Like, yo, like show up at the potty. I don't like to show up and build the potty. I like it. But that is my that is my total style. Plus, you know, like given the fact that Halloween is on its way, I used to show up to Halloween parties just dressed in my normal civilians clothing and people like, what are you supposed to be or whatever. Have you seen my Wiener? Like, what are you supposed to be? I'm like an adult and I just show up, get really drunk real quick and then be like all right, guys, it was nice seeing y'all and bounce the fuck out. That's just my style. I I just like I can only tolerate myself and other people for so long. So it's just I got to you know, I got to just be like, Hey, what's up? High fives all around, Dick

50:00 grabs, you know, and then. Dipping it in, pulling it off. I grabbed his junk and twisted quite hard. That's what I like about you. Golly, all right. You know, you keep it real like that. And it's like, what do you say? It's like, what are you supposed to be in your your response again? An adult. That's legendary. That's. I love that. See, I personally use Halloween as my excuse to dress like a real whore. All right. Yeah, that's most women. That's most. Women, that's me I mean, you know, and I'm. Happy. Like, hey, keep dressing that way and I'll show up in my own damn clothes. Well, you know, you're in your damn clothes.

50:46 I'm wearing fishnet body stockings. I'm Yeah, I'm like I'm a cat or. Blame the part. Time to find out somebody has a cat in it. Many of women tell me they're like, yeah, like it. Halloween is my excuse to dress like a whore like. That's like pants on. They love it. So it's like, hey, I love it too. I'm just not going to. Yeah, as Dracula to get laid, all right. Yo but you you remember that episode of the Bradys where Peter had a double date and he was wearing Dracula on one date and I forget what he was as the other? That said, you, you will see me

51:32 in a costume this year because. Oh, I'm going to be dressing as an adult this. Time No, I will not be good reason why and the reason why you're going to regret putting that up for a second by the. Reason. It's for dead children. Exactly, it is. Exactly I'm an. Asshole. No, I'm just kidding. But my one of my young cousins, she's getting married and she wanted to have a Halloween wedding and everyone has to dress up in a goddamn costume which is like Jesus ace Christ shit. So. I'm going to be the Yaquin Phoenix version of the Joker because it's just like, very easy. You still wear you. Are getting laid that night you were you were going to find

52:18 yourself a Holly Quinn, my friend. Is that any different from every every other night? Made out of your mother's pubic hair. I'll say this. Say. It you'll you'll see the photos and I'll send it to. Him, he can. He can make some AI version of it, you know what I mean? We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll get it going. I don't know if we need to make AI versions of the shit that you're going to be sharing for real. I'm gonna be too priceless to touch. I don't think we need AI. Yeah, my only AI prompt is make this thing dirty and it doesn't. It wouldn't work with yours. I'd reply like yo, shit's already mad fucking dirty. And just keep kicking back the same image like. Yeah, seriously, make this pornograph the fucking. Government website instead.

53:05 I am the master of the clit, yes. Well I finally figured out where your fucking Flamingo fucking sound board is from man. It's that fucking same guys like get out of bed bitch, go bear on Arrow. Yeah, shout out to Ribble a mock. That's it. Mock Ribble A. 'Cause I was like, I'm like, I want to make that. I want to make that get out of bitch, get out of bed bitch, go my like when I need to get up. Sorry, Stevie's the word police. It's Ruby A. Just to make sure. No, no, no. It's Mark, It is not Ruby A. No. It's a listen, listen, listen.

53:50 It's not. Rubio. It's not Rubio, it's not Ruby A, it's Turkey. Yay. OK. Turkey, correct? I get it, it's. What is it though? Mark with AC Ruby A. Are you sure? I'm not a stand for like here in the same. I think it's Ribble A. But so anyway, I was telling a buddy of mine I'm like, yo, I'm going to make that my alarm. And so we started just listening to his shit. And then I go, I'm a full mango. I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm on my. I was like, yell dog, that's. Where he got it? From. Golly golly my friend. Shout out to the faults, by the way. Here's the thing, it comes from my hip hop like thing like every sample I need to know where it comes from.

54:35 Like I every like you know what I mean? So it's like when I hear your drops sometimes I'm like, I need to know where the fuck that shit comes from, Boobs. Dude, I know that. Mr. Stevie is resourceful. I am, I am 0. I'll tell you something. There's a miss Wet Girl by the way. Shout to the wet girl I was. Going to say you need a wet girl because that's for my you need a wet girl. To be honest though, I really don't need a wet girl, I just need. OK, he needs a dry girl that's fat. Wow. Something new? About I I listen, I'm I'm like Bernie Mac in this situation. Y'all, you better get yours

55:21 'cause I'm a get mine. And that's that's just how I feel on the situation I keep. Saying I never keep saying that. Bernie Mac Gully Mac, you know what I mean. We. You. Know. You know, You know how Bernie, you know Bernie Mac died, right? You know how he died. Just be careful. Goldie. Yeah. He had AIDS. He got AIDS. No, no. Did he really shut? Up. You don't want to stick it in the road shot stick. It in the rest of these Bernie Mac you. Don't die from pneumonia at like 50 years old unless you got AIDS. Oh my God, you just so wait, so this isn't what was advertised, advertised or or or leaked to the press. You're making this shit up right now. It's like especially there was a certain era in in time, like maybe like the early 2000s and

56:08 then the 90s, people were like dying of pneumonia. And I'm using air quotes as I say that word. It was like, yeah, die. Of pneumonia. Sure, bud. Oh shit, you. Got you. Got that, Magic Johnson, My dog. Nuts. Yeah, but shout out to being rich because, you know, shout out to having a Magic Johnson too, because Magic Johnson had had a the the the Panas disease as well. But he's rich, so. But he only had HIV. He never had AIDS, He only had HIV. Whatever. You know, tomato. Tomato one's going into the other either way. Pizza sauce. It is not tomato. Tomato. That's the thing. That's a big difference. But you're right. At one point, Magic Johnson was

56:54 like one of the richest or was the richest black man in America, and that's probably why he was still alive, you know, relative to other people who caught the same shit at the same That or he's a heroin addict, and I don't think he did heroin as a professional basketball player, so. I don't think he's a heroin addict. He was too big and and. And also way too athletic. Yeah, I mean, you know, fucking. That's Lawrence Taylor. Maybe, like Lawrence, Terry was smoking crack. You ever lose a nut at night and then you can't find it with the flashlight? Ah, fuck. Well, I mean, I know I I think you can't. I actually I have a thing. I have a thing with getting a

57:41 nut at night, but I don't know about losing. Oh, are you? Are you, are you, are you? A busting one either way. He keeps. Going you missed. It he missed it, Yeah. You missed it because if you were here on time, you would learn that if there was a time in my life when I was viral and if I had busted a nut not at night, I would have dried the sheets as opposed to wet them. All right, so you're supposed to tune in with WOW cards. You're going to have to listen now, gully, and learn about what I was. Just talking about. Like a big boy What's? Your definition of viral gully. Viral or viral? Viral. Yes. No, no, thank you. Viral because I said it's a combination of feral and viral, but go ahead.

58:27 No, no Bureau. Bureau pop quiz time. Let's go. Bureau is like when you got like, you know, the stamina. That's oh, oh, oh, did you have to look that up or did you know that, Mister? I knew that. Motherfucker. All right, Gully, and I'll and. I'll get to prove that when it comes to the fucking. Mr. Mr. Gulley is the is the jeopardy guy. OK, it confirms that me and Hemi are on the same team. Actually will be Hemi and I learn your grandma. Yeah, you might be on the same team, but Gully and I are wicked smart You. Guys are viral. We're viral and wicked smart. We got our big all right, so fuck you guys.

59:13 Jesus Christ. Then loads, blowing them later. Why don't you guys use your Viagra to go fuck your stinky ass bitches? And it's tell dilophil. Don't tell me how to. We will use our virility. Virility. Fucking ugly good smelling bitches, all right? Yes. OK, Virility. We. I didn't. Thank you. Golly. Goddammit, these motherfuckers. These motherfuckers were ganging up on me. And. You put your vibe around. Yo, roses ain't going to save you from that that that stinkiness, my friends. Oh, you're doing going to need

59:59 your virality, I'm just saying good luck. They like viruses, not virility. Shout out to them, stinky. Wait, is this going to get us kicked out or like or like kicked off Spotify? What is that? Or is that AI? AI, my friend, that's right. That's a song called Roses Won't Save You. This is AKA Beauty and the Funk. That's how good the song is.

1:00:45 It sounded like, it sounded like it was like from a Twisted Sister era, like. That dude, I'm getting good. All right, I'm getting good. And the other version is fat and clean. All right, Gully, this is this is about you. This is you and me right here. I don't know if this is going to work. Hold on. Let's see. Hold on back and clean. That's right. Yeah, it's not coming through very good, Stevie. There it is. It is now. Stevie told me. What? Said. Now I know. Yeah, it's not working, Stevie. I think it's just golly Golly's

1:01:32 connection. Yeah, my, my, my music rocks too much, all right? It just fucking rocks. But here's the thing that sounded like a like a no effects or like a like. A Yeah, we go on. No effects White. Trash. 2 heaps and a bean my friend. Am I wrong? Are you yo you, you know? You are correct, Sir. Oh my goodness. Fat Mike. That's the man right there. Are you kidding me? Oh my. Oh I just found the fucking nut dude. Oh my God, thank you. Sorry. You just busted a nut. No, I've been looking for this nut for like 15 minutes. I just found it right. Now shout out to Nuts, especially the little Chinese ones that I have in my

1:02:18 pantaloons. I'm Gully, you know, we talk about music and we're like hip hop this, hip hop that. And then one day you're like, yo, I love me some Soundgarden or something. I'm like, Oh my God, Gully, there we go. And now you're like no effects and Oh my goodness. Yeah, you tag me in every fucking Alice In Chains. Yeah, my favorites, the my favorites, the unplug set right before he dies with the pink hair and he's like just like. Dude, Lane Lane Staley is phenomenal and you can actually hear and I wonder I I don't know. He's never mentioned it in an interview, at least that I'm aware of. But Rush, which was a great Canadian band, but also. Yes, Neil Pert, I believe, on drums.

1:03:05 Yes, Neil Pert yes, exactly right. And Getty Lee on bass and the vocals. But if you hear, if you listen to Getty Lee and somewhat like the riffs and the bass lines, you can hear a lot of Alice In Chains in that like, I think they were a big influence on those guys personally. Dude, dude, I'm going to have to deep dive on that shit and like I'm not going to work tomorrow because I'm all recovering from my surgery. So I'm going to start by listening to the single soundtrack, the Alice In Chains to songs on that first and then I'm going unplugged and then we going to figure out what happens next. I'm not why you give me the laughing faces. I look at my phone once in an hour and you guys are laughing like I'm trying to be funny.

1:03:50 What the fuck? Well, here's. The thing here comes the roots. Listen. Listen, listen, listen to Twilight Zone by Rush and listen to let me quickly look it up. But I think it's snakes and arrows is the name of I think it's the title track of one of their more. Well, I say recent, but it's like probably like the 20 tens type shit. That's wicked recent. Yeah. And that song you could suit, you could hear like it almost sounds like it should be an Alice in Chain song, but I'll look it up. I'll send you a few tracks to listen to it just so you can hear it. What was the what was the schizophrenic guy that that Kurt

1:04:37 Cobain had sort of promoted? You remember him? David Daniel Johnson or something like that? Daniel Johnson, you remember him. No, no. Dude, you got to look up Daniel Johnson. He was like this like schizophrenic guy who like lived with his parents his whole life and then like wrote these like wrote music with a piano. And you can hear like The Beatles in this guy's music. So heavy. Look up the song story about an artist. It's a fucking great track by this guy who was. Like that? Shit, he's almost like the he's like the music version of that comedian that goes on Kill Tony. The fucking schizophrenic guy is like is it thirsty for your thirsty butt hole or whatever

1:05:23 the fuck. Oh, that. Yo, you know I love that guy. I don't know. He's that's what I'm saying. So you'll love Daniel Johnson. You'll love him. Shout out to thirsty buttholes. A bidet is just a drinking fountain for your thirsty. Thirsty butthole and gully send me that shit. 100%. And you know, shit, you know, I, I can't, I can't be on too long tonight, guys. I'm all fucked up for my surgery. Shout out to having surgery, by the way. But I just looked at the stats of the wildcatwildcardsradio.com and it's interesting since the beginning of this live broadcast tonight had it like another like 100 page views. And the interesting thing about that, let me tell you, from Brazil, Azerbaijan, all over the

1:06:09 place, but nothing from Canada. I don't know why. Shout out to Canada, though, that there's that. There's a website that has a Canadian on it. His name's Golly. He's on the website. Maybe he'll look at the website. I'll do my best. Oh yeah, Do my. Best you got to be careful over in the Canadias because they don't have the free speech. Oh, you're right, Gorkier. Yeah, Gorkier does. That's. That's stopped me many a times, but also I just don't really surf websites. So what I'll, I'll, I'll I'll definitely take a look at our at a website you've created. Oh my God. Golly, just reads books with. Your name and face on that shit Oh no, I don't surf websites are you shitting me?

1:06:57 I. Don't. Golly, you still got a Nokia, don't you? It was saying K. Pop. I would. Appreciation page and they post a picture of you on there. You're supposed to go look at it. Oh my God, what the fuck's a man? Oh don't worry, I'll add my bio turkeys. I'm going to fill out your bio, by the way, on that page now, and it's going to be funny as shit. Just wait. Just wait by the way, hemi wet guy fill send me some info for your BIOS gully. Don't worry about it, I'll take care of yours by myself, OK? God damn it, you shouldn't be. I spent fucking hours making a beautiful fucking website for you motherfuckers and gullies like, oh, I don't fucking. I don't surf websites. Fuck. I mean, I wake up in the morning.

1:07:42 I piss excellence. Yeah, apparently so does Gully. Jesus Christ. Hi, Chrissy. Hi Chrissy, by the way, shout out to Chrissy and Herman Chronic, AKA the Tush. That's right, my mother makes an exception for chronic. You know what I'm talking about now how long we going to go for tonight because I feel like shit. My back hurts, I can't lean. It's up to you, dog. It's. Up to you. I'm. Wearing big boots, we can't we can't pump the brakes and call it good We. Can stop. We can stop anytime you want, but let's do the game show. Let's do the game show. You're oh. Golly just comes for the wins. That's.

1:08:27 What he so it's not? Just I come for the WS and then I throw up the middle finger and I go. All right, listen, somebody's going to have to help me keep our score tonight. I think just because I I just, I've been. Doing that every every. Time. I know because I'm really bad at. I try. I try really hard. This guy's a math teacher. He's. Yo, I, I wrote down all the shit for my surgery on the back of the score for last week's game show and I kept it 'cause I'm like, oh shit, what if this motherfucker brings up last week? I need this piece of paper. So I'm like, excuse me, nurse, am I at the right place? I need this piece of paperback that's for the game show last week on Wildcats Radio, You know what I mean? She's like. What she was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, she just saw a lot of weird shit.

1:09:14 Just tell her. Just tell her that I love her already. Well, she knows it now, because if she's not listening live, she's going to be listening later tonight. That's right now too. Nurses at Global General. OK, who's most likely to? Nope, Nope. Nope. Florida man Nope. Nope. Oh, hold on. Is that real or fake shit? Hold on, hold on, hold on. OK, OK, we're going to go in in in usual Wildcats fashion, but we are not going to make this game show last forever because although I'm wearing my big boy pants, my fucking back is fucked. I'm I'm leaning forward. I can't lean back.

1:09:59 I got to fuck. They took a fucking lump the size of a fucking grapefruit. And isn't it funny that anytime they talk about lumps, they refer to it like it's a fruit? It's like, oh, it was like a polyp the size of a grape. Oh, it was this the size of a lemon? Yeah. My lovely lady Hump. This guy, this guy's had a few lumps in his. Oh, I'm my lovely lady. I called him my lovely lady Hump dude, no heavy. You know me. It was I'm like, yo, my hump, my hump. But Speaking of my hump and Speaking of wet girls titty milk without further adudes, we do have to play our our Game Wild Cards game show. And that means I have to put my glasses back on. I got to scroll through, find the song. I swear to God I will.

1:10:44 Here it is, and we're going to start the game and end the fucking show. That's right.

1:11:41 That was the Of course, I got an echo. Hold on. OK, That was, of course the Wildcats theme song for a game show. That's right, everybody. The game show where people win, people lose. The the the house has been divided, friendships have been lost, alliances have been built and then buried. So without further ado, we're going to be playing a game called Dirty Mind or Innocent. We're going to be playing dirty Mind or Innocent. So I guess the answers, whoever's keeping track of the score tonight, Mr. Gully, what I'm going to read this is what's going to happen. I'm going to read this, this clue, OK. And you have to guess what I am

1:12:27 describing. Does that sound good? I see a surprise face and I see nothing else. We're in there. OK, Question one. Question 1 is I'm long, I'm hard and people love putting their hands around me. I'm long, I'm hard, and people like putting their hands around me. What am I describing? What were our answers again? We need to be nasty. No, I just it could be nasty, it

1:13:13 could be innocent. What am I describing? You're long, hard, and what? I am oh, this isn't going to work, but we're going to try it. I am long, I am hard, and people love putting their hands around me. What am IA? Frozen hot. Dog railing. A railing? A Mad Dog gully. What are? You talking about wait, I changed my fishing pole. A fishing pole. I've been fishing and they are not hard, they are flexible. The railings. No one loves putting their hands around a railing. I actually avoid them ever since COVID.

1:13:59 I don't touch railings. Yeah, for real. Especially you go to Vegas. Or Oh yeah. Cool stick. A long, hard and people love putting their hands around. Things I love your thinking. I love your thinking long. Hard people love Brown. A. Penis that would be. That's too obvious because not everyone loves putting their hands around every penis, so it can't be that either. A woman with a long heart? Let's go.

1:14:44 You lose. You got like, yeah, you got like 10 seconds. We're going to move on because you know, I'm like, hey, we're going to do a quick game show. It was like, yeah, it sounds great. We got to do the game show. We love to do the game show. And now the game show is not a quick game show. It's turned into let's wait for Gully to show up. Let's wait for Gully to play. This whole thing. Let's talk about private Bitcoin or whatever the shit he's still talking about, which we are not going to talk about tonight. This week. A baseball bat, my friends, A baseball bat. Is the. But nobody loves putting their hand around that. See that's. I get. To kind of win that because I said pool stick and fishing pole, which are both very close to the sport of.

1:15:29 Baseball. Yes, they are. Get to win any of that? That's retarded. First of all, it's nothing close. To coming from the person who didn't. And nobody loves. Putting their. Hands. Around You probably have not held a Louisville Slugger then, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. First of all, I'll beat you guys in any sport. Just name it and I'll smash you in it. But here's the point. No one loves holding on to a hockey stick, a baseball. No one loves doing that. So what's a better answer for that gully? Oh, wicked smart one, I'm just. Saying your fucking question is gay, that's all I'm. Saying, oh, OK. Gay. Gay. Shit, I wasn't ready. Gay. OK, that is the answer to that one.

1:16:15 Gay gay gay. You guys are ever thinking about trying breast see I invent answers the questions you guys even think to ask so like. That well, that's. Right Next. Next. Next. This is the beauty of the Wildcats game show. We're going to carry on. We got to go to the other screen. Oh man, as soon as you fucked with me, golly God damn it. Well, I'm back. OK? We're going to switch it up right now. You ready, Gully? Because you fuck with me. We're going to switch it up. Is this an actual quote or some bullshit? Are you ready? I am ready. OK, and go.

1:17:00 You got to answer this first and you have 4 seconds, OK. Yes, Sir. Question number one, is this a real quote or did I make it up? If the Internet were a person, I'd punch it in the throat. If the Internet were a person, I'd punch it in the throat. Real. I'm going to say made-up. And Mr. Hammy? Say fake gay. That one is fake. That is fake. Next one keep score, keep score. Next one not. Good at these? Oh my God, you're just not. Next question. God damn it. I think it's one nothing for me

1:17:47 and Emmy. You see, I told you, friendships are lost during the wild cards. Game what guys like what guys like. I'm going to sell your fucking ex. Yeah, I'm going to dump that. Send it to me. Send it to me. The dude didn't even look at the website. Next one into the bank account. Is this a real quote or fake? You ready? I am. Is this a real fake? Is this a real quote or fake? I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. Got to be real because it's absolutely retarded. So it's real. Sounds real to me.

1:18:33 Conservative America, shut up. And Mr. Hammy, I'm. Going to say made-up. I'm going to go with the flow. That is real amino who actually said that. Come and live with me in peace and safety away. From the I knew it was a Republican I knew I just got to figure out which one it was. Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger said that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. Shout out to him. Shout out to everybody, by the way. And do we? We got another question, I guess, OK. My biggest?

1:19:19 My biggest fear is getting caught or is getting caught farting during sex. My biggest fear is getting caught farting. During sex. True, true. Gay. Have me your answer. That's a kidding. That is my final answer, Mr. Stevie. Wait, what are your answer? Gay. Gay. Gay. Fake. He's saying it's fake. So all three are saying it's fake or. Wait, no, go and. See, This is why I don't keep track. Go and I. Yeah, exactly me and what Guy said. Real. That is fake.

1:20:07 That is not a genuine quote. That is so. It's. Title. So it's 22. No, it's 22. Me and Hemi and then one. For wait, when did you guys get 2? Because because he just got his second one. He got the first one when you were wrong and I was right. Then he just got his second one when both this. Sounds wrong. These percentages sound off like the ICA that you're hitting, right? Now you're. The math The math Math. Math The math My my my percentages are too high. It's 22 for me and Hemi. I'm ready. I'm ready to tie it up and for you guys to lose. OK, Oh man, hold on a second.

1:20:53 Then I, I. I So hold on, Hemi, you and I got to answer this question for her. So he has to go opposite of us. Yeah, you guys are. Going to be wrong either way. Are you ready? You're. Running with me, guys, you're fucking with me. The other game didn't work that well. So now. Oh, come on, come on, come on now. I got to open up this other list. Give me a God damn. You guys. OK, OK. We're almost ready for this. No, we're not. Ask not what your country could do for you, but what. You yo, that was that was a living color. That's who said it. OK. Well, no, but it is a real quote nevertheless. I know. Let's see. OK, I only like.

1:21:39 He was a guy from Boston. I only like 2 kinds of men, domestic and foreign. Is that a real or a fake quote? I only like 2 types of men, domestic and foreign. I'm going to say that's fake. I'm going with the real deal. And wet guy. It sounds pretty real than me. That, indeed is a real quote from an actress known for her enormous breast assist and saying. As long. As come up and see me some. Time I don't lose to goalie, I'll tie with a loss. What's the score? What's the score? It's now. Yeah, it's 3. 2200 OK, OK, let's

1:22:28 see. Let's see. What's it? Let's see, I used to make my boyfriend dinner in my stilettos with my underwear on. I used to make my boyfriend dinner in my stilettos with my underwear on. If this is not true, then I have no hope for the world. It's. True. And it's it's true. And it's like fucking. Yo. And he goes. Gay. What's that? What's that bitch's name that. That had to be a Cardi B. No way, golf. Quote. It's Cardi B. Exactly. Thank you. That is a real. It's 1000% cardi.

1:23:14 B that is close. I love me some Cardi B, you know this. But no, that was my other love, Miss Lady Gaga. That's right, Miss Lady Gaga said this about. But hold on a second, you answered the question and hemmy didn't even fuck. You, he said. Gay. I did. I did. He said he. Went the other way. That's his way of saying no. Oh, he went the other way, so it's 3333. OK, so this is the tie break. This is the question for all the goddamn marbles. Unless there's a tie break. OK, so this is like the second last question. Oh shit, OK. Unless I win it and then you guys lose. Yeah, unless he exactly. If if someone. If, if, if, if one person wins this next round, then it's over. But if not, if two people win this next round, then this the

1:24:01 tire breaker round. All right, go ahead. OK, let me see. Shit. I like goalie because he makes up the rules along the way. That's perfect. He does. I like this. No, I just, I just want the scoring to go like the way it should go there has. To he's hitting the Fibonacci, he's hitting the Fibonacci's OK. The Fibonacci's. OK next one. Is it a real quote of bullshit? You ready? Being famous is like having diarrhea. Everyone knows when you're having a bad day. Oh fuck, I'll say that's false and that's. Also not real wrong. It's also just. Wrong. It's. Not everyone, not everybody knows when I have diarrhea. It is true. It is true.

1:24:46 This is a real quote. All right, so Hemi could win this whole thing if it is. True. Like you said, no, not everybody knows when you have diarrhea. So how the fuck is that anywhere near the same as fame? It's not even close. That is bullshit. That is not a real quote. Bullshit. Yeah, fuck you, Hemi. You're out now it's me. And what guy? Let's go. Shit, OK. Give me more diarrhea. Give me more diarrhea, the man says. Because poop isn't wet, diarrhea is. I'm so confused but OK. And he's worried that he knows

1:25:33 that it's my phobia, so he's like, give me more of it. Let's see, I got to find a good one now. Great goalie. Is diarrhea on the fingers OK but not poop? No dude, it's still under the poop umbrella. You retarded that's. So you can't even put peanut butter on his hand, man, he'll freak out. Peanut butter I wouldn't. Sleep with. I wouldn't sleep with Sidney Sweeney if she came out of a dumpster. You're asking me if diarrhea is OK? Yeah, seriously, did we not learn about his likes and dislikes yet? Here's a Here's a question. Would you sleep? Would you sleep with Cindy Sweeney after coming out of a dumpster or after she converts to Judaism? I'll take that dumpster Sweeney all day. Yeah, that's where I'm on Dr. Driver. What are the options after a

1:26:19 dumpster or what? Converting to Judaism. She converts to Judaism. I'm neither. I'm I'm fine with Sidney Sweeney. God bless you, lady. Give me some. What was that girl who plays the flute we talked about last time? Give me some Lizzo. I'm fine. I. Was with last. Night. Oh yeah, that chunky little hoe. Anyway, OK, is this real or fake? You ready? Eminem asked me to shave his bottom. Eminem asked me to shave his bottom. Oh, it's. So fucking gnarly I'm going to go real.

1:27:05 Oh yeah. He's gone. At it because we're both. Right around gay. This is no, this is literally, this is actually gay. That is actually what what what I what was the. Question Eminem with the shave, the shaved bottom. That really did happen. Kate Winslet. We know her from Titan. All. Right. Next question. OK, next. Let's see. Let's see. If my AI girlfriend starts asking about my 401K, I'm pulling the plug. If my AI girlfriend starts asking about my 401 Ki am pulling the plug. I'm going to go with fake just

1:27:50 to like get this fucking. Seriously. Oh, these are facts. Come on, Gully, true. Wait, wait, wait. Who's? What's the answer? I'm true. Gulley Song. White guy is true, I'm fake. That is fake news. Wait, does that mean that Gulley wins again? Again. Motherfuckers, I dominate this shit I hate. This game show. And I only went fake because you said true. Fucking Wildcats radio.

1:28:38 Yeah, that's right, that was the game show. Not as successful as others, but guess what? Golly still won even though he has not checked out wildcardsradio.com. That's right, no hits from the Canadias yet. We'll see what happens later. So we got to get the fuck out of here. I had surgery yesterday. I'm all fucked up. I got a bloody bandage on my my back. White guy, do your thing. I'm. Going to do my thing, wet guy. No wet guy, I said. What guy you here? Well, you going to let me do my thing? Yo Stevie, let's get the fuck out of. Here, Thank you Jesus Christ, I wasn't even ready for your voice to say. Yo, Stevie, let's get the fuck up out of here, man. I'm doing it. I'm blind. Oh my God. Here we go.

1:29:24 Run it back. Run it back, run it back, run it back. Yo, Stevie, let's get the fuck up out of here, man. Here we go.

1:31:24 Yo Elon, change the emojis back. These are day as fuck. Kung Fu action good baby.