June 25th - Ordinary Stories, Wildcards Consequences

WILDCARDS RADIO — JUNE 25 Ordinary Stories, Wildcards Consequences

TIMESTAMPED AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT — DRAFT

Source original recording, 1:11:49. Timestamps do not match the shorter published edit. This transcript has not been verified word for word. Names, overlapping voices, lyrics and soundboard clips may contain errors. Four passages with unreliable repetitive recognition are marked in brackets. Music and non-speech passages may be absent. Speaker identities are not assigned. The show-name spelling has been standardized to Wildcards.

[00:00:03–00:03:21] Don't know if this shit's working. I see thumbs up, which means, uh, in some worlds, bend over. I use the Wildcards. How you doing?

[00:03:27–00:04:22] Uh, Hemi, uh, are you here? Hemi, are you here? Hemi, what do you think of a potato? Yeah, a potato is a fucking game, boy. Okay, okay. I mean, yo, I still gotta roll something. Shout out to rolling something. Esco. Esco, dude, check it out. Check it out. It's shit. I got zip ties. They're not ready yet.

[00:04:22–00:04:52] Not for what you think you dirty motherfucker. Um, I have a way of doing what you said you'd do with a couple zip ties, a microphone, some older headphones, and my grandmothers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What kind of show is this? It's crazy, isn't it though? What are we doing with the zip ties? What? Oh, dude. Just like with a rope, honey. Just like with a rope. We need some ties. What are we gonna do with a freaking rope for? What don't we do with a rope?

[00:04:52–00:05:23] By the way, Hemi, do they know what they're listening to? I was just told to bring the potatoes. [Soundboard / overlapping speech: the remaining words in this passage are uncertain.]

[00:05:23–00:05:57] I heard you've been spicing up your physique.

[00:05:57–00:06:28] Like a little Wolverine-ish. Yo, I trim that shit down. Now I look like a balding Wolverine-ish and it's awesome. Wolverine-ish sounds like a penis. Silverback. Silverback Wolverine. I totally am. Oh, shit. Yo, Henry, I got to finish rolling something. Let me play one or two tracks and roll something. You're going to spin some stems? Spin the stems. Oh, you want the new stems? Wait.

[00:06:28–00:07:47] Wait for it. The ladies love Gully. Gully, this is for you.

[00:07:47–00:08:16] That's right, this is the Wildcards brought to you by Gully's nice stems you ever seen his games

[00:08:16–00:08:48] Seriously, they known from here to Italia right now. Oh, hold on. Oh, hold on. Hold on.

[00:09:02–00:09:26] Yeah, he crunched the facts leave the room reach the charts never missing the tracks totally got a clean fit clean look Stevie the professor got the brain in the box in the morning. What's up? What's down and we clown on a friend for a spit downtown? crypto charts got us arguing fast

[00:09:26–00:09:53] Got a teapot, I tell you what. I'm in the wet, guys. Got Riley up in here, friend. Let's go. Thank you. Yeah, let's go.

[00:09:56–00:10:12] Yeah, we still bring the fun breaking down the headlines when the day's just begun Tech in the pocket stocks in the frame crypto on the table while we roast everybody's name

[00:10:12–00:11:03] I don't follow Stevie calling their professors.

[00:11:03–00:11:47] Just wait till I get the sound right all over again this shit's gonna be bananas But yeah, that was the most recent banger from the wild cards radio crew

[00:11:47–00:12:17] You're welcome. And thank you. In case you don't know what you're doing right now, you're listening to wild cards. You're supposed to like it and repost it and do all that bullshit you supposed to be doing to be that active participants in a space. Shout out to Twitter and fuck you, Twitter. And I don't know if backwards just got worse as I got older or if it has to do with my eyesight. But shout out to going blind. That's where I'm heading these days. So

[00:12:17–00:12:42] yeah no no no no shut up to that shit hey it happens you can't fight getting old you can't shout it out though yeah shouting it out means I'm recognizing it you know what I mean yeah I guess I guess I got a whole back on that because then if I'm recognizing shit I can shout out a lot of shoutouts doing your best to prevent it how about that but it's gonna happen no matter what

[00:12:42–00:12:56] How would one, wow, wow, wow, this is a great way to start the day. Really just the fish oil? I use it as a lubricant, should I be using it for other reasons though?

[00:12:57–00:13:25] Maybe it absorbs that way. I don't know it deaf. I can taste it. I can taste it It makes the inside out the booty hole nice if you take that fish oil just saying but again It's it's all purpose all purpose oh my goodness By the way, you're listening to wild cause this is already the time of your life. You're welcome That's right. That's right one more time

[00:13:26–00:13:38] Thank you. So, uh, wow. I've already learned a lot about myself and you tonight Riley. Um, yeah, my dad was squinting for, he looked like Popeye for like five or 10 years.

[00:13:38–00:14:07] unless he was high. And when he was high, he forgot he was supposed to be squinting. But now, apparently, there's truth in his bullshit because my dad can't see at all, which is great because I can tell him anything I want now. And he believes me. He's like, Stevie, where's the car? I'm like, it's in the garage, dad. Meanwhile, his car is parked in my driveway. Shout out to stealing my dad's Bima. That's right. Love your parents.

[00:14:07–00:14:37] That's the same shit with my dad's hearing, right? My dad just makes shit up. You say something and he says something that's like completely different. And you're like, where did you even get that from? You know, that's, that's dealing with what's happening, like in a healthy way though. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if you ever seen Mr. Magoo, uh, that's, uh, from way back in the day, but that dude was living it up and grabbing boobies. He just pretended he didn't see it, you know? So, uh, that's right. Benny Hill style, good shit back in the day.

[00:14:37–00:15:04] Uh, you listen to Wildcards. Thank you. Just gonna map it out. That's all we're gonna do. Speaking of mapping it out, actually, Hemi, believe it or not, I have a couple things. Okay, first of all, in case you're new to Wildcards, shit's weird, I get it. We hang out, we talk about each other, learn about each other, maybe hear about something interesting, maybe learn something. Dude, first of all...

[00:15:04–00:15:34] Are we supposed to exchange stems before we even get this thing started or what? Is the world ready for that, number one? And number two, nobody's got stems. The wet guy stems are herder. I didn't even realize, I thought that was somebody else. I thought you got the memo. I heard you mentioned, but I saw so much shit going on, so bear with me. You listen to our cats. Gotta cool it off before we even started, you know?

[00:15:34–00:16:09] Get wet now. Get wet. One more time, baby. [Repetitive music / soundboard audio; remaining words uncertain.]

[00:16:09–00:16:28] Shout out to the three people who just got wicked scared as shit was getting soft yet wet up in here in Wildcards. That's right. Listen to one So, um, we got to run this shit for until about like 10 o'clock Boston Standard Time I got to try to keep it tight to that because uh

[00:16:28–00:16:53] I'm going camping tomorrow, and I got to make sure I got all my shit togethers Shout out to camping. I love that shit. It gives me a reason to walk around brandishing multiple firearms at once And a machete for me for real reasons actually but also cuz it looks wicked fucking cool All right, wait wait you guys don't brandish multiple firearms and a machete on a daily basis

[00:16:53–00:17:07] No, I only I only brandish one firearm. I'm licensed to carry I could you know, I'm able to show my shit in most states right now, you know, so I can do that and I do that many places but

[00:17:07–00:17:32] Yo, from tomorrow in the next couple days, I got like a 357 on one hip. I got a shoddy over the shoulder. And quite honestly, I'm not trying to sound like a tough guy. I'm not, I'm really not. It's actually for the banger. Like we're going to be in like bear country, moose country, and bobcat country. And each one of them motherfuckers has a different, um, auditory, um, sensitivity, right? So like,

[00:17:32–00:17:58] If a bobcat's at me, a cacao with a bunch of nine, he might get scared, and then I can start rattling him off if he's coming close to me. Okay, cool. A bear? You got a thunderclap in the sky with that fucking shotgun. So he's like, oh shit, that thing's fucking- Don't shoot in the sky. Shoot into the ground or shoot into the bear. If you shoot in the sky, it could hit a camper or someone else who's living residentially nearby the campground. Nobody!

[00:17:58–00:18:28] My friend, nobody is near where if you're in that if you're in national forest, then you're OK. I am in a I am in a beautiful private location where I can run around like, what's that dude's name? What in the tarnation? You know, some some Yosemite Sam, I can run around shooting in the sky all day long. Let them and that's going to happen if he wants the thunderclap. You know, I'm going to be up at other BLM. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to the BLM's.

[00:18:30–00:19:00] Bro That was much new their homies shout out to homies by the way See we're shouting everybody out a couple things. I do have to say though, which is actually one very important actually real This dude this one no, I'm not even a disclaimer. I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta tell you guys just a quick quick thing. I gotta give a quick thing

[00:19:00–00:19:28] Put your prayer hands together for the gentleman who has written ants across multiple continents. For the man who hath given me the title, the name that I didn't have before. Before I was just Stevie, you know, and then... Calling their professor. Oh, thank you. I don't call it Stevie, calling their professor. Thank you, El Duque. I don't call it Stevie, calling their professor. What'd you say? Calling their professor. Thank you.

[00:19:29–00:20:00] So, um, if you don't know this Venezuela and a motherfucking earthquake so in a sincere Wild cards fashion because we stupid up in here for real much love respect prayers and all that whatnots to the motherfuckers and Everybody in some connection to Venezuela. I love my Venezuelan homies

[00:20:00–00:20:27] And for my other brown brethren I see in the audience tonight. Yes, Latinos. Like my mother. I love you. Always. So yeah, I just had to bring that up because Venezuela, that's some shit. And in the theme song it says we talk about news. So I had to hit that shit real quick. I've always loved Latinos.

[00:20:27–00:20:54] She really has, though. Like, seriously? Like, even like the home health aid they have right now, it's some good-looking Latino dude that just walks around in short shorts in front of my mother. Like, seriously. Wait, wait, wait. Is that your gardener, Mr. Stevie? Um, seriously, though, um, listen. When shit... Hold on. I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to judge. If you got a nice god now, you know?

[00:20:55–00:21:26] You know, my mom calls the man black sugar. All right. She loves that dude. If she had a pool, he would clean it. But right now she's, she settles from bending over and cleaning the toilet. Oh, she loves us who kind of make it up. Shout out to everybody tonight. It's a beautiful Thursday night. It really is. Um, wild cards. This is what we do. Apparently people like to hang out and talk the shit with us. And, uh,

[00:21:26–00:21:54] I like it too, Hammy. I think we're only half cocked tonight. I only have cocked, Stevie. We are two-thirds cocked. We are 66.66% cocked, okay? Because that's right, friends. Gully. I wish. I'm not smart enough to have a story. Paint the picture, Stevie. Paint the picture for the stems. Don't let me down. I just know that right now. Gully.

[00:21:55–00:22:26] He's wearing short shorts. Have you seen these pictures of Gully? Oh, he's in rhythm. He's in rhythm. Oh, he is in Italy right now. And what's he doing? Oh, my friends, he is speaking the language of love. You don't have to speak any verbal dialect. Gully is the master of the panakin. Okay. Gully is a real coxman. Okay.

[00:22:26–00:22:52] So Gully right now in Italy, anybody who's related to any Italian peoples right now, it is very likely that Gully is banging somebody in your bloodline right now. Shout out to Gully and his penis. They getting wicked busy over there, over in Italy. It is not a battlefield. He's extending the tree, if you will. Shout out to Gully.

[00:22:52–00:23:13] Shout out to Gully and Gully does not only does he have nice stems that shrunk that shrunk hangs low cuz Look out for Gully. Is this is this our sponsor for blue chew now? Yo, I looked into that blue chews. It's No way

[00:23:13–00:23:43] I take the ginseng, you know what I mean? Between the ginseng and my coffee and a bunch of marijuana's, I don't need that shit yet, but I might. I might, okay? Stevie, Stevie, I got a question. I have answers all day. When you say you're doing the ginseng, I mean, I got a similar regiment. I drink the gin and then I make the ladies sing, but is that the same thing you're talking about? Yes!

[00:23:43–00:24:08] Um, no, um, I'm the one that's the wet guy. Clean pools is the question. Of course I clean pools. Um, yeah, for real though. What about you ever been in a saltwater pool? That's all I go into. Are you being for reals?

[00:24:08–00:24:36] Yes, I am. His next level. I refuse to go into anything but a saltwater pool. If it's not saltwater, I won't touch your pool. What guy's got standards? He does have standards. I got a little plastic circle thing in the backyard that I pour some water in and the dog jumps in there and once in a while I'll sit down and hang out too. But that's the best I got. Pour some salt in it next time and you'll feel better.

[00:24:36–00:25:05] Wait a second. Did you just say what I thought you said? Did you say better? Better. Welcome back to, you're listening to Wild Cards, live from the United States of Boston, where everybody is from the best country on earth. Boston. That's right. And if my screens just, oh, I got them back. Okay. So I was going to play a theme song for Boston, but I can't right now because shit's weird.

[00:25:05–00:25:49] Weird as fuck. Maybe I will. I love Boston. Frustrated women. I'm sorry. I've never been to Boston, Stevie. Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. Boston's in New York, right? That's a totally different country. But there's a gentleman that is in here that is from that country as well, I believe. He's the man. Motherfuckers.

[00:25:49–00:26:12] [Overlapping speech / soundboard audio: automatic recognition is unreliable in this passage.]

[00:26:12–00:26:42] Dude he's endless, but you know seriously he's endless What okay, what do you mean by that? Shit it's Thursday night Which which which what which what I don't think they heard that I don't think they heard that I don't think they heard that her one

[00:26:43–00:27:05] Oh, now you're testing me and I got just my screens just fucking fucked up. Um, but, uh, you'll get it back. You'll get it back. Yeah. There we go. You fucking hear that? Um, yo, it's the dexterity, the dexterity Stevie. Yo, I'm losing it right now, but I'm gaining it back.

[00:27:05–00:27:34] Because that was the wet guy things have been organized by the artificial intelligences So that is actually in the Deimos column. It's nice Demosthenes Demosthenes aka that really abrasive loud em effort you've all come to love and know and some might hate but there are two columns of Body pots, which is pretty funny

[00:27:34–00:28:03] So, uh, you listen to our guys. See? In the body pot section. Easy to find, okay? Body pots. Body pots. Um, okay. So listen, you know, I actually do it. Yo, Stevie, this should be sounding real good, Stevie. I'm just saying.

[00:28:03–00:28:32] No, it doesn't this shit this shit fire, but I gotta go back to watch the American, you know all USA Game right now. I just want to come up. I'm gonna be up here I'm gonna be chiming in every once in a while But you know, I just wanna say a big love to you appreciate you for fucking doing your second comeback Amazing entertaining spaces. You see how many of the OGs already in here. Yeah, that is And also during your last space like 10 minutes ago your

[00:28:32–00:29:01] Like there was something up there from either, either the wet guy or teapot about wild cards. And it was up there in your space. And let me tell you something, um, Prince Latino, let me tell you something. Um, I appreciate that at a time where not everybody's been wicked, wicked busy or, or, or keeping, uh, active as they say, or, um, or grinding grinders. Shout out to the grinders who be shout out to the who be.

[00:29:01–00:29:26] Um, yes. Um, you've been doing that. Um, dipping it in and pulling it out and doing that. That's a lot of grinding. He's dude, dude's endless grinding. He's endless. All right. But for real, like he's back to doing spaces in the shower. He's back to doing spaces while he's driving on some water coast.

[00:29:26–00:29:49] He's crazy like that. He pulls over when he runs. It's it's funny as shit No, it is this fucking time. It is I can't help it. I'm sorry Okay, so yeah you listen to Wildcards there are legends there are legends

[00:29:49–00:30:19] See I see big Chrissy down there I Mean my mom she likes to be called little Ruthie, you know, so shout out to Chrissy No Chrissy, no big Chrissy. No Chrissy. There you go. Shout out to TPAP by the way Oh daily shout out to daily chronic

[00:30:19–00:30:37] Oh, let's go. Shout out to Cobra. Yeah, I've been seeing a lot. I'll be all sneaky. Yo, that dude's everywhere these days. Ever since the Knicks decided to be he decided to stroll out. I saw.

[00:30:37–00:30:53] he did and and just like uh esco pointed out dude is not all about a piscita these days he's all about showing up in spaces he did yo esco

[00:30:53–00:31:23] I was like, hold on, I'm in like a fancy porter party. I ain't going to take no pictures because I'm going to have to take a picture of some things you don't want to take a picture of. But it's nice, right? Body parts. Body parts. Yeah, body parts. But like, yo, bringing it back to yesterday when I seen Posita, I was freaking out because, yo, this motherfucker was posing shit about the New York Knicks forever, bro. Forever. And then they won. So he literally brought the box in New York, man. Now he's back. Yeah. So shout out to Posita Cole, bro.

[00:31:23–00:31:47] You know, no one else is funny. Yo, you pointed out the fact that he he he he did the big reset. He left. And because he didn't want to be an influencer, he's like, no, I don't want to be an influencer. I'm out of here. So then he just decided to just smoke mad cigars and.

[00:31:47–00:32:13] That's the last man everybody's preference if you gotta go come and whatever, you know your your own endeavors and your own Mental health or whatever you want to call it So everybody else go fuck themselves go and come as you wish and it's why it was fire to see Kamala Harris Kamala Harris, she said do not come and Trump said I'm gonna come

[00:32:14–00:32:45] That's what he does people are grinding and some people are coming come that's right, brother

[00:32:45–00:33:11] Brought to you by Gully Stems. Bro, please send me the photo of Gully in short shorts. Yeah, quite influential. Wait a second. No. Who, who, who, who is this we hear right now? Is that, is that L? Were you taking time off from being an influencer too? Do tell. Where you been at? For being an influencer. Send me the photo of Gully in short shorts too now.

[00:33:11–00:33:41] There's videos dude, it's it's bananas. Actually, it's bananas if you It's it's you missing out on life my friend like you're missing out You're welcome for the for the mental visual, but you're gonna have the real visual a little while before I do anything else though shit. I just realized Shout out to be seen you motherfucker

[00:33:41–00:34:11] Pain is in the building. Okay, I'm sorry about that. I just realized that and I'm wearing my bifocals and shout out to see in my phone. So, so well, you're back. How you doing? What's going on with you? Nothing, man. I am back. Fuck out. I know I'm back for Stevie. Really? Yeah, man. You know, Stevie, you get that voice. You know, Stevie, you get that voice, bro. The boys are yeah. I'm driving home.

[00:34:11–00:34:40] You know, I thought, fuck it, let me come and just hang out for a bit. I don't. I mean, shout out to block chain, whatever. Shout out America, a really good wallet, you know, gay shit, whatever. But I don't care about none of that, to be honest with you. Maybe this is a good segue for a brief moment, because I think you said some words that were on the notebook pages earlier. Go. What does it say? Second five. What else did it say? Hold on. I better say allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

[00:34:40–00:35:09] 2.4 million. Yes, it's from Ada wallets. So shout out to the cattle daddy. Yo, Cardi B. What do you got to say to me? All right. Give me a little bit later, girl. Later. She sounds a bit aggressive. You'll see. Honestly. Okay. Hold on. If you really Cardi fun. Go ahead, girl. Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell me. Tell me what you're going to tell me.

[00:35:09–00:35:35] Y'all so it has come into a conclusion that the best way The best way to fuck is with the TV on you wanna why? If all the lights is turned on right and I'm fucking and I see a paper on the nigga face It distract me from coming because now I wanna pop the paper That's why you listen to our cats

[00:35:35–00:36:12] That's what candles are for right? It's like yeah the lights kind of moving around so you don't know what's big and little and wrinkly and not wrinkly and Not looking up to pa so to speak but there's one person in this world that can make a little bit the lights on God damn it

[00:36:12–00:36:31] So, um, yeah, so, um, honestly, I, if anybody can give me a, or give, give the room, um, any explanation about what the shit I really read. Cause I did really just read that and heard a couple little things. And I know Esco and his, his, his homies were talking about that. So what happened? Anybody? Well, that's the thing is like what.

[00:36:31–00:36:56] Our consistent stance has been and I'm familiar with what happened and exactly exactly how to recreate it. The stance is though let's not talk about the technical side of things because there are still vulnerable users and so until this is completely resolved and people are no longer at risk of losing further funds. Let's just not talk about the technicals of how.

[00:36:56–00:37:26] this was telling you talk about it i'm just saying this flaps too i'm just saying like the stands basically i think the right stands to have is what's instead of talking about the technicals for now what will set aside me can talk about the technicals later and we can discuss all of that. What i will say about the technicals and charles already pointed this out and i agree with this is that.

[00:37:26–00:37:58] Um, you know, a Mergo has a lot to explain because this seems like if it was negligence, it was extreme negligence. And if it was intentional, then it was intentional. But I, I can't assume it was intentional, but it seems like this was extreme negligence. And so, and why this happened and it says, uh, my connection was lost.

[00:37:58–00:38:20] I think you did that on purpose. This was up, this was up. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Let me try a minute real quick. No, no, can you hear me? Did my connection fucking drop? It did really got spicy, you know what I mean? It's kind of like when somebody's talking. Where did it drop? Because my Wi-Fi, it said on my screen, it was like, you lost your connection, reconnecting. I was like, fuck this shit.

[00:38:20–00:38:44] Uh, Twitter sucks ass. Well, listen, what, what, what I got is the Yakuza trying to censor me. Well, it could be a shout out to uncle Elon. Um, but what, what I basically got from you was when I'm talking about testicles or blame or the, the, the, the aspiration of, well, no, there, there is blame that actually I said there, there is, you know, maybe not blame, but at least

[00:38:44–00:39:13] Emergo owes an explanation to everybody because this shit is either negligent or intentional But now the has been put in front of the horse so to speak because I know nothing I don't even know what happened. So if you could if you could spiral it back to Yeah, yeah without Without getting into the technicals of it. What happened was my steamer when everybody, you know, they know exactly the steamer right cuz everyone got to get naked

[00:39:13–00:39:41] And that's the thing. There were no naked deals. There were no deals at all. It was some guy, and he realized that Emergo did something stupid. And he's like, oh, they did something stupid. I can take people's money. And then he saw Hemi, and he saw Stevie, and he's like, these guys are rich as fuck. I'm going to take their money. And then he took their money. But then Esco, Esco was sitting over there, and Esco was going to be the next target. And so the guy went to attack Esco, but he's like, wait a second. Esco's money's gone.

[00:39:41–00:40:11] And that's because Emergo moved Esco's money for him. So even though Stevie and Hemi, they lost their money to the attacker, Esco's money, it's safe in Emergo's wallet. Same with Al's, and Wet Guy's, and P-Pads, and even BMO's. So they're all chillin' and they just gotta go recover their money with Emergo at a later date. Hemi and Stevie? Well, we don't know. It doesn't seem like there's recourse right now. Maybe Emergo will take care of them.

[00:40:11–00:40:39] I hope so, but you'll have to ask America. So that's the gist of it. Sounds like we got Fox TV again. Seriously, you know, Hemi, Hemi, how come it's always you with me, dude? Like, seriously, we're just trying to live. We're just trying to hang out and wear black suits with orange ties and sunglasses. And he was trying to be there and we weren't there. We didn't get to. Wow.

[00:40:39–00:41:01] We got like we didn't even get a proper reach around mr. Stevie nobody reached around appropriately. There was no Vaseline there was I know it was not a good time for you and me everybody else apparently their their penises were in the mashed potatoes ours Yeah, was it was it like a size requirement?

[00:41:01–00:41:28] I just got a message. I just got a message directly from What was his name? What was his name? The fuck? I can't remember a blow job. Oh Charles Oh shit Charles. Hey Charles these guys they need help Give me a blow job See that's a solution to everything

[00:41:28–00:41:58] [Repetitive or unclear audio: automatic recognition is unreliable in this passage.]

[00:41:58–00:42:27] You did dude, you know what I heard about the pokemons. Well, what are you talking say? All right Yo, I'm a shout out to Demos. He was right all along. All right, seriously that dude is always you know, like He is gonna get me dude because like I'm like, hey dude, I play Pokemon go my kids like that shit So I stepped it up in my games on smash

[00:42:27–00:42:56] He's like, yo, what do you think they really doing with that shit? I heard what they do with that shit. He like, I don't want to talk about it. Trying to get you in a dark alien stuff. Yo, shame. You know, where's the Pokemon down there? You know, there is a there is a mesh web of geolocations. All thanks to me. And that's right. Shout out to Pokemon. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize.

[00:42:56–00:43:26] Absolutely nobody in case anybody forgot by the way you listen to wild cards This is the time during wild cards when you're supposed to like it repost it tell you somebody that what you're doing don't be scared and Relax for a second. Yes TV, you know the first time this was brought up the first time I can't remember if it was you or Hemi that said to Like and retweet the space but I was the first one to do it and now and now I noticed two people have done it

[00:43:26–00:43:42] At least to the post that was posted 43 minutes ago only two people and one of them is me now That means that there are like 18 people in here who haven't fucking done it. I'm looking at you talking about

[00:43:42–00:44:14] In my defense, I'm trying to drive Annie McDonald's fries at the same time. So give me a fucking... Put down the fries, put the fries in the bag. No, I'm fucking smoking. Flip in burgers, bro. Get back to your OG job before you even enter. Hey, those are the pies, bro. Get off the apple pies. Shout out to Elle. Big shout outs to Elle. I love Elle. Nah, fuck Elle. Yeah. Elle's the homie, bro.

[00:44:16–00:45:40] That was a great interlude. I needed that. It felt great, didn't it? It felt great!

[00:45:40–00:46:09] So, um, where we at now? Okay, dude, honestly, I don't even know where we are right now But just in case people didn't realize you only got 20 more minutes of the sexy time on your ear holes Before we start wrapping it up and my lady and I continue to pack the truck up now back the fuck up baby I know where we are No

[00:46:09–00:46:34] Wait, wait the Scottish fans are you talking about? First of all, I wish I labeled my sound bites better cuz I had some great ones from them motherfuckers Dude, they're legends. It's no Scottish. Just come on. That's right Fucking car speakers so garbage right now. Oh my god

[00:46:34–00:47:01] Oh my goodness, really? Really? Now you're gonna audio shame the man. But let me tell you something. Your shit sounds good and you keep telling me it doesn't sound good and it's pissing me off because it does sound good. You know what I'm saying? Dipping it in and pulling it out. Like six months ago? Eh, not so good. Bro, that's what the... Not so good. This is great. Last session was great. Dipping it in, pulling it out. Dipping it in, dipping it in. But you were saying about the thumb.

[00:47:01–00:47:30] You're saying about the thumb. Ooh, the thumb's an interesting one. Go ahead, though. I totally lost my train of thought. I mean, there's a sound bite, I think, for it, right? There's a sound bite for the thumb. I think there's a story with the thumb as well. I don't know if you have to be in your 20s to think that's the thumb. The thumb would be difficult.

[00:47:30–00:47:59] No, no, no because you're hitting it from behind you're hitting it from behind and then you're dipping it in and pulling it out

[00:47:59–00:48:31] Dippin it in the pulling it on Dippin it in the pulling it on I'm legally blind. I can see barely hitting that green just barely so So what else we're gonna talk about here, we got like 20 minutes like I said And you guys sidetracked the fuck out of me. So I don't even know well, what about that Pokemon g-shock that's coming out get that bitch is gonna be fucking scalper fuck this watch

[00:48:31–00:48:59] Tell me more. Fuck the squad. Dude, is that my boy, Dan Ketchu, right there? Dank! No, I'm not Dan Ketchu. No, I'm Dan Jones. Who? Dan Jones! Dan Jones! Who? Who? Exactly. That's why I got that shit, dude. Yeah, that's where it came from, bro. I was playing it. Fuck. No way. Yeah. From Mike Jones? Yeah, dude. I was listening to Mike Jones when he had the 40 flows. Fucking... You know the 40 flows.

[00:48:59–00:49:29] The favorite one is where he's in the mcdonald's fucking jersey. Anyways, i'll listen to that shit Yeah, two way one three three, oh eight zero zero fall when it's off a show i'ma fuck you like a pro fuck you nice and slow but anyways No, but i was playing fucking on gears of war back in the day xbox days and one day i was just like dang jones who And that was fucking born But yeah, no, they just announced it's gonna be a fucking

[00:49:29–00:49:53] You don't know my job The number one independent fucking rapper from Houston. Oh my god little flippin Mike Jones. I'm sorry DJ screw rest in peace. It's okay You don't know who Mike Jones is. Oh my god. You guys are young. It's okay though. Yo for real

[00:49:53–00:50:23] Get the mixtapes first. There's like a 40 flows mixtape. Do the one where he's in the um, the all-stars jersey Yeah, oh, yeah, dude fucking I can i'm dang jones. I love the fox loozies in the jacuzzi. Yeah, let's go Mike jones was the shit. He wasn't even a You don't understand. He was it was intrinsic break understand bro rap is a sigh up. The earth is flat and birds are fake

[00:50:23–00:50:47] Yeah, I know hey and my wife is black and she got a big little fucking 54 and a half inch booty, but it's okay I don't give a fuck. I'll still say races that shit though. Don't matter. My nigga. Let's go I know I'm recording. I don't give a fuck I'm autistic, but I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum is Riley you see what I'm saying

[00:50:47–00:51:11] Got the smarts and shit. I'm not like fucking yeah, I only bought a computer to fucking snort coke and play counter-strike when I was 18 This guy actually thinks the earth is round like get it get a load of this guy No, but for real back to that G shop July 1st You can order that bitch the middle of July is gonna come out and these scalpers are gonna run that bitch up to $750

[00:51:11–00:51:42] Bro, fuck the Pokemon fight. Yo, there's no selling, man. What's going on? I know it is, bro. I just want to fuck Lilian here and go, oi oi oi oi oi, and her fucking little British accent. Yo! Wait, this is recording. I don't give a fuck. Mike Charles, who?

[00:51:42–00:52:14] We don't give a fuck!

[00:52:14–00:52:50] I'm riding my bike in that door, son! Now I'm all on me. Oh, ho's all on me. Yeah, it's on fire back in the day. Is this the parental version?

[00:52:50–00:53:27] Two way one three three zero eight zero zero

[00:53:29–00:53:57] Mr. Stevie that just made my night, bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you dog. Thank you for that. I was awesome. Yo, man, dad Jones For real dog, of course. I got you now. You gotta fix your mic. I Just fixed it. I Yeah, he muted me. He muted me. My bad. I'm on the Bluetooth on the bike my bad

[00:53:58–00:54:27] Yo wet guy my bad too because I got one

[00:54:27–00:54:57] You just got here with the vintage now eight ad libs So shot clock at 10 Damien Damien is back in the motherfucking belt and let me tell you something Damien

[00:54:57–00:55:09] What whatever space you're in God bless you you always bring up the the era and I appreciate you for that You're known for mid-90s rap music

[00:55:09–00:55:35] From the Americas and last I seen you you were naked in a cage dancing around in a club in Amsterdam Oh, I love wild cuz it's true though see he didn't deny your motherfuckers and his wife Let them out the cage, bro Who created that cage?

[00:55:36–00:56:04] How many potential people could pull up on this stage and you you got them on the keyboard that are Unfound at the moment. I would have to say I'm gonna guess

[00:56:04–00:56:30] i'm gonna guess it's in the 30 to 50 probably 50 actually 50 to 70 range amount of people that could pull up and you'd have a button that would break for them yes for them just one even just one probably 50 um honestly please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please my donuts please my donuts please my donuts

[00:56:30–00:57:00] Shout out to glaze of my donuts, but actually Mr. Wet Guy, I got to tell you something. How about that? Mostly, I'm going to have to subtract a few from that number only because as wild cards, dude, as I realize, and Hemi's been here since day one too, right? We've seen so many evolutions and visions of what wild cards has been.

[00:57:00–00:57:30] For this round I had to make sure I had buttons right in front of me So like I had to edit a shitload, you know again Like I have five different songs about Gully right now in his legs. So that I had to sacrifice Some other shit I got bronchitis This one is you know, this saved version. Yeah some shit got cut just so I can

[00:57:30–00:58:00] Make it easier on my eye holes. I'd like to take this chance to apologize. Absolutely nobody. It had to happen. Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. T T T T T T T T T T. Prat. Shout out to T-PAP. By the way, I see you down there cuz. He's the speaker actually. I just realized he's one of the panel.

[00:58:00–00:58:24] It's beautiful. Who the fuck is that guy? That's T-Pat in case you don't know. Shout out to T-Pat, by the way. What are the motherfucking OGs? T-Pat. T-Pat double parked or what? No, no, no, no. That's disgusting. What, guys, is the smarter version. Fuck T-Pat. T-Pat has both dipped it in and pulled it out simultaneously. Look, T-Pat, go fuck yourself, Damien. What the fuck are you talking about, bro? Are you fucking kidding me right now?

[00:58:24–00:58:53] Wait a second

[00:58:53–00:59:19] Dude this whole time I thought wet guy was fucking Broken's other profile

[00:59:19–00:59:41] Somebody did a fucking picture with me with my poodle on the bike and I was like, yo, that's fucking broken. I remember that shit. Sometimes I could be a demon. Sometimes I'm nice. I don't give a fuck, dude. If I can dish it, I can take it. I don't give a fuck. My feelings hurt. I mean, it didn't feel that big to me. It was a little big, I guess.

[00:59:41–01:00:07] Well then with the wiggers then you posted my watch is like look at this wiggers. Oh shit. No, I don't fuck that is broken fucking Muslim not porky man My cousin to myself, yeah To Mike Jones Hey, you know, it's well family and I love him fucking

[01:00:07–01:00:37] Oh, that's half of the event. Don't worry. I went back like fucking nine months on L's page just to get a picture of him and his girl. He fucking he respect me for that. He's like, you know, the only motherfucker is going back nine months to get a picture. So, yeah, put the pussy. She put the she put the she put the pussy. I mean, I put a cock on his head. I don't know about the pussy, but there was a rooster sitting on the top of his head. Shout out to roosters, cocks and pussies. You listen to a shout out to Wales.

[01:00:37–01:01:08] Shout out to Wales and Boston and Florida, but Florida is better than Boston. No, these little Chinese nuts. I have always loved Latino, Latino, Latino, Latino, Latinos. Shout out to my mom. She's great. You know what I mean? What are you going to do? Yeah. Shout out to Gully again for fucking my Italian cousins over there. Yeah. Gully. Gully. Gully. Gully. Gully. Gully. Gully. Gully. I told you. So you've been listening.

[01:01:08–01:01:35] You know, I've been listening. Yeah, I just think I speak to my wife was fucking nagging in my ears I'd help on the bike get the fuck out of there So, um, that's right. You were just referring to the fact that right now shout out you listen to wildcards radio and in this derivation of wildcards radio We got we got like me we got Hemi obviously and Gully aka mr. Nice stems It's supposed to be here too unfortunately though Gully is a world traveler

[01:01:35–01:02:00] and being well he don't like me anyways he thinks i'm a racist he don't like me that's all good go he doesn't like anybody unless obviously they're scottish because if you didn't know if it's no scottish just come on just come on just come on that was golly if it's no scottish just come on just come on um real quick before i get too sidetracked mr l uh asked about the the scotsman and now let me tell you something besides the fact

[01:02:00–01:02:20] that those dudes all had shiny shoes, and we're looking up each other's kilts. All kidding aside, the United States of Boston salutes the Scotsman. The Scotsman, what did they do? They battled for Haggis. That's right. Haggis, which was an illegal

[01:02:20–01:02:55] food stuff in the United States. This is true. Look this shit up from the 70s. Those Scotsman, what did they do about it? They brought it to Capitol Hill. And what did they do? It's been legalized. Some people wanted to legalize the marijuana's. The Scotsman wanted to legalize Haggis. Why? And that's right. Even the Department of Public Works said that the Scots

[01:02:55–01:03:28] Where a legendary they were clean motherfuckers. They picked up after themselves. I was in the car with my lady I'm talking about how the Scotsmen are all over the news and we're driving in some suburb and a bunch of dudes and kilts walk across the street so Shout out to them. Did you partake mr. Stevie? What I did was I threw a bunch of money at him and when they bent over

[01:03:30–01:03:59] It really was a psych moment a true Scotsman is a true Scotsman Shout out to the true Scotsman. I can see you nuts Well, but what you see when they bend over to pick it up

[01:03:59–01:04:27] It's I love nature. Let's fucking go. Let's go. I love black people, too. Shout out to black people. You guys are fucking great, too, along with my brown brethren. You like. Yeah, the women are better, though. There could be a big debate and you will hear that debate. Maybe next time it'll be a battle of the fupas. He said he liked my fupa. And yes, I do.

[01:04:29–01:04:58] I'm oh my goodness. So, um, yeah anybody else have anything of note to discuss before the discussion ends and I have and it's the Dutch are to the next round USA is gonna win today. So yeah Wait, wait, wait say this again. You talking about football? Of course, they're playing right now the football

[01:04:58–01:05:26] Oh Now you guys oh now you and Damien are gonna be like Esko and you know, did you hear last week on Wildcards? I'm gonna chop that shit up because out of nowhere You have a I love who just came in to hang out and be cool and suddenly He and Esko are at each other's throats and I'm like, yo, what's going on? We're supposed to chill and like the old days It was it was it was beautiful

[01:05:26–01:05:55] I mean, there's not fucking steam room deals, right? Like steam room deals when everybody, you know, mafia used to meet in the steam room, right? Because everyone got to get naked. So, you know, no one's wearing a wire, right? So, then you can talk about cooperating with each other and collaborating, conspiring to make the money. This man is one of the smartest men in all of web one, two, and three in the IRLs. I'm legally blind. I can see barely. Shout out.

[01:05:57–01:06:23] What a night as well, you know those locos forever So Hemi before we get out of here number one, I gotta I gotta give you I don't know if you can hear my applause What is that what is that actually hold on I think I have a No, that didn't work. I pushed an applause body parts Well, I applaud your body parts obviously because those things are legendary

[01:06:23–01:06:52] But um, no, I'm actually honestly applauding your skills with your graphic design still dogs like those I read comic books, dude And the images that you make that's like some of the artwork that I really fucking like in in comics I'm not I'm not even not even playing for one minute. So, uh, I applaud you for Um, for real like your use of how you use an AI in your artwork and your graphic design

[01:06:52–01:07:21] and keeping the brand how it is like for real like that it's fucking badass it's always fun for real man you know this we've always been about the comics and whatnot so i've always had that in common so it's cool to kind of tell stories with the characters and stuff the story you know what i mean if anybody knows about stories from the back that would be you um no but for real i fucking love it so

[01:07:22–01:07:56] Whoa, see there was applause you see those for you. Have me one more time. Give it up for me What happened there so so yeah, I'm gonna I kind of want you to make more video shits with the music that I'm making and we can collaborate like that and like do like, you know, you know, maybe like a 60 or a 90 second like Video that goes with one of the songs I'm working on

[01:07:57–01:08:25] Ooh. So I'm like a boy band kind of thing. You were a sport already. God damn. I am the biggie. The biggest shout out to having the biggest and shout out to United States. It's our neighboring country to the United States of Boston. And shout out to motherfuckers who are grinders, the grinders and those who continue to be indeed. So, um,

[01:08:25–01:08:56] We can talk about later, but is it that time yet? Yes, I was I thought you that's why you were chiming in right now. Let's get the fuck up out of you, man That's why you've listened to our cats. You got a whole bunch of weird motherfuckers I don't know if we really learned anything tonight, but uh, I had a great time

[01:08:56–01:09:29] Everybody was double popped. Everybody was double popped. You get double popped. You get double popped. But what side of the road do you double pocket on? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yo, U.S. just scored reporting live from the trenches, my buggers. You're late, bro. You're late. You're about 30 seconds to lay, no? Hey, congrats on the baby. Congrats on the baby. Reporting live from the trenches is a wild card.

[01:09:29–01:10:18] Yo, you're in US time, man. I ain't European time. The goal was already scored. Thank you, Chrissy. Much love. Love you so much. Love you and your family. Shout out to my cousin. I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you. Torquilla, Torquilla, Torquilla got one.

[01:10:18–01:11:09] The US got one, so the key has got one. The US got one. Yo, Stevie's a real legend, man. Shout out to Stevie, Hammy, and Goli is pile driving all the Italian shorties you can ever find out there with squeaky mattresses and squeaky bags. Yeah, they already know what time it is. If you didn't know by now, now you know. That's what I said, Hammy.

[01:11:15–01:11:44] Get a little charcuterie in your life, man. Charcuterie. Yo, Stevie, this shit sound is fire, bro. This shit sound crazy. Hold on, hold on. The US about to score again.