Competitive Banter & Questionable Logic

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0:31 Kind of. But it wasn't me. It wasn't it. It wasn't me. I say, where's this button? Hold on. Thank you. It wasn't me. There was some weird shit going on the other night, and I don't know, Hemi, you remember? You remember this track from back in the day? Pom pom pom. Pom. Pom pom pom. My favorite fucking track on the planet. Oh, it's, it's one of the good ones. Riley, my friend for life, but in case you might have missed a

1:16 little information, first of all, shout out to T Pad. He he informed the masses of some important news that's a few years old that we didn't know about. Apparently that whole country of Turkey is no longer called Turkey. How is it pronounced, my friend He. Yeah. It's Turkey. Yeah. Say it again. For the people. It's Turkey. Yeah. Say it once. Gorky. Yeah. Again. Gorky. Yeah. For the people in the back. Gorky. Yeah. We're going to turn it up. Gorky. Yeah. OK. Is he twerking? He's twerking. Yeah. No, it's you and your blue chew infatuation makes you twerky

2:03 across the countries. I love you, Hemi. This is why we're here, dawg. No, if Gully if Gully said it would have been Izzy twerking a because. Shout out to Canadia and shout out to that whole language they speak. It's not the French that they speak in a they speak in some other stuff. You hosers and Speaking of hosers, yes, it was national or international Canadia Day the other day. So shout out to the Canadians, but. It's America Day and two days. Is it is it really? Is it? Oh, yeah, it is. Shout out to the America shout out. Honestly, you know, the older I get and fuck you T Pat, for recognizing me being old. I got this old bastard of a

2:51 friend, Johnny Boy. Johnny boy's been in a couple wars. He's like, I don't know, 80 and we'd kick it. And he's actually one of the inspirations, honestly, like, you know, as a teacher, I'm in the classroom. And when we're making cards for veteran and doing this, this and that, yes. Shout out to veterans, absolutely. But like, like people like Johnny Boy, who's like damn close to 100. Yeah, for real. Like, you know, he's, he's, he's certainly inspirational. Shout out to the people that help keep America, America and the land of the free, the home of the brave. And you can feel safe going to buy some juice at the store when you want to go buy some juice. Juice Box. I love juice boxes, I love Turkey, and I love this new

3:40 track. It's a quick one. I just wanted you guys to get a taste of. This one. Wait, wait, wait. But you mean you mean Turkey like Thanksgiving or you mean Turkey? Yeah, it's. Turkey, yeah. Turkey, Yeah. Turkey, yeah. Turkey. Yeah. Turkey, Yeah. No, I'm going. To always get your Turkey. Just Turkey. Turkey. Apparently there's the whole section on that now. I'm just saying. Show me your genitals. OK. Speaking of genitals, OK, listen, number one, shout out to genitals, shout out to you, shout out to me and all that fun shit. I think you're supposed to like it, retwat it and do all that shit. Last week, by the way, shout out to Riley. I think Riley was the only one that reposted it or commented in the comments section or did

4:26 anything else like that. So shout out to Riley. Bro, I'm so excited to see you guys is holding wild cards again. It really brings me back to a few years ago when we just had better times in the ecosystem. You know, it makes me feel nostalgic. And so the fact that you guys are doing this again, I'll be here every week for sure. Even if I end up leaving, you know, the 9:00 to 5:00 type of life here, I'll be here. I'll be here every Thursday so long as you're here, so long as Hemi's here, so long as Gully is here in spirit. He may be in Rome, but he's here in our hearts.

5:11 Gully, Gully, he's a, he's a Canadian. He's a Canadian. But but you know, we we still accept them. Hey, we all like our Maple stems. Oh shit, shout out to the Maple stems. And yes, I I, you guys OK, I love wildcards. I look forward to this shit like all week. I'm honestly like Hemi, we were just saying this before like we did this for years. So like it legit is something I miss just because I like hanging with the homies. I like having fun. I like having fun with who with. So Speaking of that, a quick a

6:01 quick track. Let me get some background, maybe hold on. Are we bringing it way back? We're taking the back. We got something for you. Here we go. Chamui. Oh my God, I don't even know. With, with with Chamuli. I don't even know what he's saying. Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

6:46 Oh, oh, Esco, I just want to say from the bottom. Of my heart. I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Shout out to Esco, Esco, Esco, seriously, shout out to your Donuts glaze my Donuts. Glaze those motherfuckers. Please please please please please please please please please. Please jeez. Click, click, click. Click please please I got. To explain shit to him real quick before. He's my donut, you'll hear me. Back. Story. Time I hate him so I went Once Upon a time I was like driving with. Both my hands. Wait, wait, wait. Before you get started. You're still a listener on my screen. And it's hella funny because I thought for a moment that you were just a fucking, you know, sound bite and the Stevie was playing. So sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

7:33 But anyways, so Once Upon a time, you'll hear me, I was driving my car right, going out and I was, I was like, oh shit, I see a little Mexican over there with the fruit stand, right? And I was like, oh, I got ramba, I gotta pull over. So I was like, pull over and I was like, Yo, can I get a whole mango with chamoi? And then I was waiting. Are you going to hang out a sound bite? And then I paid with Venmo, right? And then after that, I was so excited. He had the yeah, he had the Venmo, bro. So I paid for that shit. And I didn't know that hey, yo, Stevie, did you get that? And I didn't know that Stevie was getting that. And I was so excited, having so much fun with my damn chamoy and Tahim. And he got me, bro. So there we go. I'm.

8:19 Still 80% sure. Tahim with the Venmo. I'm still 80. Percent Mango and Venmo. Esco isn't even in the speaker panel like I'm I'm like 80% sure that this is all just it sounds. Like a. Person. No problem. That's for damn sure. That sounds like a sound bite too, bro. This all sounds like Stevie's stitching you together. Are you actually up here as a speaker, Esco? Stevie, do be doing some stitching. Straight up bro, that's what I'm saying. Tipping. It in and pulling it out and tipping it in. Tipping it in. Tipping it in and pulling it out. See all kinds of taters and stuff. So wait, wait, Hammy, is Esco up here as a speaker? Oh, shit. OK, OK. Hey, Esco. What's good? Glad to glad to have you.

9:04 I wasn't convinced. Mr. Esco with the Venmo. Mr. Esco with the Venmo and the the delicious oil. See, I can't grab clips while like we're doing the show and stuff because I'm too busy. Like I got like, it's stupid up in here. God bless myself. But yes, Riley, you were going to be showing up on this motherfucking soundboard really soon. Trust me, I got that, you know? This. Stevie, Stevie, Should we make him tell a story more? Maybe get a little spicy. You want to hear the story about when I almost had my thumb bit off?

9:51 Oh, I've told, I think I've told you that one. You you've heard this one. It's this is the beginning of a great story already. So if y'all have been living in a fishbowl by the way, Yeah, just in case you've been living in a fishbowl, you're listening to Wildcats. You're supposed to like it. Please post it, tell your grandmother. Keep out of my DMS though because I've had so many booby pics sent to me recently. Please shout out the. Boobs Share Share the love. Steve And if your grandma's dead, you, you better pray to your grandma that she she listens in the wild cards via your phone right now. Yo, my grandmother is looking down from wherever she may be loving this shit.

10:38 And Riley, I got to tell you something. I do want to hear a story about you losing a thumb or almost, but I do have to give a a quick shout out. Maybe not quick, maybe it it will be, but shout out to my man and DN over there. I fucking love that dude. You have no idea. I think this last camping trip I did not send him a picture of random animal scat asking if I was going to die, but this is because I was more prepared. For where did you do one of those like Cougar pitchers? Stevie, are you trying to take a picture when the cougar was attacking and stuff? Yo, honestly shit's gotten weird. I don't know if like you're like a year ago I almost got attacked by, I think it was a bobcat or something. It was the middle of the night. I was out in the middle of the woods with my dog dying

11:25 flashlight that I wear on my head. Shit was bananas and I think that was the time. Damn. Oh, Stevie got me good on that, bro. I forgot that Stevie's always listening because back in the day I used to always say, Yo Stevie, you get that like all the time because Stevie was always lurking somewhere and anonymous or something. And I was like, Yo, Stevie. It was never, never anonymous and. Now Stevie. Now Stevie has like a clip of me like saying some crazy shit. If Stevie wanted to, he could clip me into the craziest fucking statements, bro. Like you take, you take some of the shit I've said, some of the words I've said, you clip them all together in the sentences you want. You could basically get me to say whatever you want. Oh, and one last thing. Judo.

12:11 Flips jujitsu, flips, motherfuckers. Let's fucking go right now. Just clap, motherfuckers. Yeah. When I'm bored at night, I I have a friend named Demos. You fucking hear that? Yes, I hear that. You fucking hear that? I do. And, and we talk at night a lot about what Knowledge. We do Demosthenes. We we talk about himself Demosthenes and and what what else do we know Demosthenes as? AKA that really. Abrasive, loud M effort. You've all come and love and know. And some might hate. Indeed, indeed, indeed. Shout out to Demosthenes, you know OK? Oh yo, This is why attention deficit is magical. And same with smoke and weed. You're listening to wild cards brought to you by weed.

12:57 OK flowers for Esco for doing spaces all the time years ago. I just like scroll by and like, look to see if he has like a Big Blue circle around his profile. I'm like, where there's going to be something? Happening. He's like permanently stuck in like space. Chronically on the Internet, he. Is but you know what? I learned something he doesn't do. He's hosting but not really because there are days where he's the host but like he's doing shit and. There's always here for. Two hours. I'm always doing it. Always doing, man no. He'll be like, Yo Riley, you have to Co host and I'll be like, I like I can, I can, I can chill for 15 minutes and he's like, yeah, yeah, I should be back in 15. And two hours later I'm still sitting there like, man, I'm going to feel bad if I just leave. But also, you know. What we're we're just go agent. Yo-yo, shout outs to Chrissy down there.

13:44 You know, shout outs to fucking Chronic as well. Yo, we got we got a couple heads here that we haven't seen in a long time. And that to me is something to celebrate, man, because, you know, this place ain't too friendly. This place me a little crazy. And you know, we keep showing up. That's it. Bro please. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go kick ass, Yeah. Don't forget, don't forget to share the most entertaining space in the metaverse. Bro please share the fucking space. Whatever. No cap. No capito, no cap. No cap bro. No cap. Way, way, way too big. Big big, big big big, big, big, big big. Big, big.

14:30 I didn't. It didn't feel. That big to me on it, It was a little big, I guess. By the way, I forgot to let everybody know. You're listening to Wildcats, all right? You're having the time of your life. You're like, what the shit is going on? I don't even know. But I stuck around for more than two minutes and I'm like. Stevie, Stevie, you're killing me with the tea pad. Shit. That shit was wild. Bro it was tea pad to be honest. Way. Way. Well, it is. Way, way, way too big. It was a little big, I guess. It was a little big, big, big. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Shout out to Cardi B. Shout out to everybody in the space, fuck Cardi B. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

15:19 Wait a second. Listen, listen, I got a question. She ain't listening to wild cards. You know how far is going to be hot, so you just don't fart it. Oh, I got you. She's she's in the anonymous section. OK, OK. Well then, yeah, she's. Like. She loves wild cards you. Don't like? Much respect then I gotta take back my original statement. Solution that the best way. The best way to fuck. Is with the TV on. You want to know why? Because let me tell you something, if all the lights is turned on right and I'm fucking and I see a pimple on the *** face, it distract me from coming because now I want to pop the pimple. See the The thing is, I don't have any pimples.

16:07 So aren't you just? Perfect. I know, right? He must have some kind of. Skin care pull please. OK, we were waiting for a little story from Riley. Yeah, run us through your skin care. Bro, bro, I ain't got any temples. So she she got to try and bite off the thumb instead, you know what I'm saying? Oh my goodness. So. Yeah, he did say he broke a thumb or something. I can't. Remember, I didn't quite, I didn't quite the, the, the ambulance was there. The paramedics said, yeah, you should, you should go to the hospital. And I said, no, I'm good. And they said, Are you sure? Like you might never feel your thumb again? And I said, yeah, I'm alright. And then they left. And then I didn't feel like part

16:54 of my thumb for six months. And then the feeling came back and I was like, I was sick. And now my thumb is basically normal, but you can still see where there's a bite mark, a scar. He has a scar. A scar. Yeah, where's Golly, man? Where? Where's the trifecta, man? He can't be. Trying. He's. Got to get some sleep. He's got to get some sleep with the shoddies, you know. By the way, we're about halfway through your type of wildcards, and in case you didn't know, everybody's talking about gully. Everybody's talking about gully. No matter where you're at. You win the jungle, you on the beach, you win the city, you win a cornfield, you're talking about gully.

17:40 Why? Because you cannot escape the track that you heard already this year. That's right. As soon as it became more than 60° outside in the United States of motherfucking Boston, we dropped this track. We have 10 trillion views or listens or streams or whatever the fuck they call them. This episode of Wildcards is brought to you by Gully's Legs. That's that's right. Here we go. Are we promoting his only fans? Here, we love Gully's legs. Are you going to flip that now? Gully

19:51 love how stupid wild Pot is. I'm sorry. I I love this shit. I just realized it's more, it's more than just like me and three other people in the room right now. There's actually like a couple more than that. And everybody's listening to a song about Gully's legs. That's what's the matter with us. It's a weird cult or something you. Know, like I said bro, we love, we love Gully's legs. Yo, I'll tell you something, yo, shout out to my, my weird ass dad, right? That motherfucker, he had the stupidest sense of humor. He used to try to convince me mad random shit for no reason. Like I'm not even going to get into the lies that man told me, but like, I'd go to school and tell these lies, but they're from my dad, you know what I mean?

20:36 And they were all full of shit. So I'd go home and be like yo dad, I told, and he'd be laughing his ass off. Just stupid, stupid sense of. Humor told me go when I was younger too, Stevie. Oh now, now story. I want to hear this story. So tell us about your dad, Riley, the The room wants to know. Break it down. What did this man tell you? Is this why you are the man you are today? Did he have red hair? Was he a test on the Fitzpatrick scale? No, no, no, my dad, my dad is just like me. Or you could say I'm just like my dad. Bro, he's a Fitzpatrick scale. Bro what, what scale are you on? I I, I have a feeling I'm on three. I I, I was just going to say

21:21 neither my dad nor myself have hair. Whoa. I mean, I mean. I've got the beard. I've got the beard, you know, and both of us, I mean, I don't know about his body hair. I'm that's kind of weird, right? So but I've I've got plenty of body hair, especially in the butt crack. Sheesh. It's a. Jungle with. Ryan, he learned the weirdest shit on Wild. Trying to make sure you got clippable content here, Stevie. This is magical. I'm telling you. You know, some spaces, they're like charts are this and this, this and that. You know, FOMO this by this, you know, air drop this. And here we're learning about body hair and a lot of other weird shit. That's right. You listen to Wildcats. Holy shit it's wet guy.

22:09 Oh, oh, oh, he has. Entered the. Room. Why didn't anybody tell me? He's wet. He's just kind of there he goes. He looks at a lot of cops. The mood set up. I don't know if you've heard one of the new intros. But that's. Right, three mics added a. 4 Some people they claim they've never seen keypad and wet guy in the same room, but me I have. So wet. Yeah, yeah. See he. Even sounds wet. I don't even know.

22:54 Worries out. But she see shit gets wicked erotic when the wet guy shows up erotic. I said you listen to wack house and Stevie. I'm I'm a little busy right now, but I'll be right back. We're going to be here. We're going to be here. Don't you worry, we're going to. We're going to keep it. My favorite thing about Wild Cards is not only is it so wet, but it's also erotic and iconic. I think that last bit's my favorite, you know? It is a little bit iconic, ironic, erotic. I didn't say. I didn't say it's ironic. Where? Where is it ironic, Stevie? Don't you think?

23:39 And shout out to my cousin, shout out to wild card, shout out to the whole shout. Outs we got a 2 wag guys I'm. A little late. I'm a little late tonight, Stevie. You want to know why? Because your boy got a new wit today. Hey, yay, yay grooms over here, baby. And then, then we had to go drop. Off. Did you, did you hear what I was driving earlier, Tpat? No. Were you in the lamb? No, I was driving around the M5 earlier, you know, my dad's daily. Light work. It's light work. You know, light work light. Work. It's still nice, though. It's still nice though. It's. Nice. It's basically my loner until I get my car back. I'm just thankful to have something to drive.

24:25 Honestly, I don't even care what he sets me with my dad. Could like I'm just grateful to drive this M5 because. I'm grateful to drive anything. I'm grateful. No, I'm grateful to have anything to get from A to B. The M5 is nice but like I'd be happy with a fucking beater piece of shit as long as it fucking starts and drives. Yo shout out to Korita man Korita even put an NFT back. Bro shout out to the New York Knicks. You know, ever since the Knicks won, Korita is back, Posita in the air, everything. You know, all day, every day, this guy gets a manicure every day so we can take pictures of those gangster looking cigars with these beautiful fingers

25:10 holding them. It's. Amazing Posita. I was like, what the hell is Posita? He's like, put the smoke in the air. I'm like OK. Absolutely nobody he apologizes to absolutely nobody. OK hold on though. As life goes on, I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility. Cobra and I realized that everything I do is affecting the people around me. I'm sorry. So I want to take this time out. I miss you apologize for things that I've done. We miss you haven't occurred yet. The things that they don't want to take responsibility, you can put the blame on me. Sorry for We're all sorry, Cobra.

26:12 Come back to us. We love you. Sorry for the fact that we're sorry. No, we're, we're all going to start a new society in Puerto Rico. We're, we're going to Cobra, bro. We, we, we ain't got him. Don't going to us. We're we're all going to him. You know what I mean, Puerto? Rico, Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Rico. Oh, Puerto Rico. Oh, everybody. Yeah, and then everyone's just gonna copy trade me, or at least Esco's going to, and we're gonna become hella fucking wealthy and we're not gonna pay shit in taxes because you pay like 3% there. Cobra can tell you all about it.

26:57 It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I'm ready to copy paste. I'm ready. And Speaking of being ready, I got to do 1 quick thing. Wait, wait. You can't copy? You can't copy trade me. See if I was supposed to be copy trading. You and everyone copy trade. Me. So like. It just got really emotional. Delayed bro, it's too. Late, I thought we're supposed to be celebrating La La. We are we. We celebrate. Wait, wait, wait. What happened? We went from La La. La La, La La la. La La, La La la. La La la to. Obsession to crying. There's a lot of emotions going on around hey. Oh my God, you listen to the Wildcats. By the way, it's 937 Boston

27:44 Standard Time. In case you don't know, that's what it is. Shout out to. You're. Busted. I'm ready for anything. Talk to me. What is your favorite Lala moment? Oh, oh, what? Whoa. Really? Right now?

28:29 Yeah. We're doing this right now. We're going to throw. OK, let me hit. Stop since you are. Since you are getting emotional right now, we need to talk about your favorite Lala moment. I've been very emotional about Lala. You have no idea. I I, I'm in my car yelling at him and he's not even there half the time. Shit's crazy, but hold on a second. Mood Setting Click Click Berry Man. Hello. Back in the day, people used to tune into Wildcats. That's right, Friday night, I don't know. A few hundred of them at least. Not even playing. I got in trouble by ditching my

29:14 family, but it's OK Shout out to ditch and your family. It's got to be done once in a while. Now, the beauty of Wildcats, it was, it was a paradigm, a paradigm of characters, OK, you know, and every, every paradigm has to include like, you know, the looks, the, the muscle, the the brains, the wild card. Make me feel it, Stevie. Make me feel it's scammer. They needed the D Jens and then they needed the man. The man who wore linen in music videos. I see you're a save. Justin Timberlake's That's right.

30:01 And when that man blessed the stage on wildcards, Hemi, I'm going to answer your question right now. What is my favorite La La moment? Well, it was when he got angry and passionate and started going bananas and he'd be like, and fuck that. I can't believe people think I'm an influencer. What's the matter with you? Just La La La La La La La La La La. And I got arms for these and I got steps better than gullies. God damn it. I don't want the responsibility. I don't want to post it. I don't want people to listen to me. I'm going to reset maybe once, maybe twice. I dare you. I dare you to dare me shout out

30:46 Puerto Rico. So that's right, Cobra. I dare you, Stevie. He dared everybody. And what happened, Riley? He disappeared and then he came back and then he disappeared again and then it came back. Wow, I just peed my pants a little bit. Shout out to pee in your pants. That was a roller coaster. That was a roller coaster, Stevie. I love it. It was a it was like, yeah, a potato is just a fucking gay boiled eggs. It's true. I did the research. Yeah, Pump. My.

31:32 Penis. On the Rocky J. With Chamui in the. Spicy. Chamui, which is spicy. If it's too spicy I I've heard that you can apply some milk and it cools things down. Oh yo, they don't bury, you can chew. Spicy. What is wrong? How dare you? Wait, wait, will you repeat what you just said? Spicy bro. Sometimes if it's too spicy we can apply milk to cool things down. If you stroke through the chamoy and the tahin you can get milk to cool it down if. You stroke. If you stroke through the spice you get milk bro. Cools things down. Esco, in case you were wondering, we're talking about

32:17 leche, OK? Leche I know what kind of le. I learned that you indeed spoke the Spanishes. I thought you were a white dude just like everybody else until last night. When you pulled up to some dude gas station and luckily Esco, you didn't get weird. You you, you you didn't take his phone number. I know you kind of wanted to you. You didn't. Though. Shout out to Azuka Negra. Shout out to AI Love by the way. Gotta I I miss AI love. If you don't know him, what's

33:03 the matter with you? And what's the matter with you if you don't have? It. It's AI love, babe. See he's the most imitated and copied man on the blockchain. And shout out to him for real. That dude's a fucking legend. If I if I had my glasses on, I I'd be able to entertain us with a little where's. Bold though because Hold does the best impressions of AI and mad bold both. No. What happened to Power Bottoms selling? Cards now, so power bottoms. You got. This TV. Stevie, you got that. I did, I did. Thank you, baby.

33:51 What the fuck is a DJ? What the fuck? Big nipple. Big nipple. Yeah, yeah, seriously, Big nipple. It was weird. There's a lot of body passes going everywhere. A. Lot of body passes. Mr. Stevie has a nice big nipple. Big nipple. To go. To Costa Rica and show his big nipples on the Costa Rican coastline. Are those going around right now? It's true. Was there a mint Costa? Rica my nips well say that again was. There a mint going on that I didn't know about. You minted my nipples like look. Yeah, bro, I mean, most of us did. I don't know about. I don't know about ever. It's called nip tuck. Make the money, man. Shout out to Nip Tuck. And I think I just saw a young doctor.

34:36 Oz. Make the money, man. I like money. Yo, Oz, is that you? Yeah. How's it going? It's good to see you. And. Hemi. Where the fuck have you been? You like Semi retired? She put that pussy on. Semi Hemi's been putting the pussy on the chain wax, in case you didn't know. By the way, listen to Walking right here. What the fuck is a DJ? So what, you've been getting into Oz? Talk to us. What's cooking? What you got going on? I've been on everywhere, man. I've been everywhere. I've been playing with these fucking agents. I've been travelling. I've been Whoa, whoa, whoa, listen. We got another story time. I got to hear these stories about these Asians in you right now.

35:22 This is very interesting. Did you lose a finger? Oh, OK, hey. Hey, hey. I didn't. I didn't lose any thumbs either. I just almost did OK. It's God. It's God did. You get the feeling back. Though. Huh Do. You have the feeling back. I do, yeah. It's OK now. Oh see, that's unfortunate because back in the day you just sit on your hand for a while till it goes to sleep. I know, I know, but but it was only the thumb. It was only the thumb. It wouldn't have been very helpful. But I'm saying some people just need the thumb. Oh man, that's crazy. See, I'm not one of those. People, Stevie. I'm not one of those people. Broken penis. Yeah, I don't have one of those. Not one of those people. See.

36:08 No cat. No cat. No, no. No, no, no. Wait, we got to get Phil up here. Yeah, yeah. We got to get Phil, but we got to get Korita up here, man. Is Cobra coming? Up because. If he's not. I'm pulling back on right? Now. As we used to call it, shout out to being circumcised. How many of you guys are going? To play that song. To your wife tonight, hoping you get laid. I bet you half of you losers are like, yeah, I'm about to play that shit. Did you know? Did You Know? Oh, we're going to get blasted, but did you know? Did you know did did you know

36:53 that being circumcised is traditionally a Jewish thing and. You know this man cut his penis size Grox. Without tell us you're not circumcised, right? It's OK to not be. Circumcised I I actually am circumcised. I am circumcised. I I uphold that covenant with God between No, no, no, no, no what? The fuck, man. Riley but, but I I don't, I don't think it needs to be upheld. I don't think it needs to be upheld. Oh yeah, you just lost. 10,000 No Stevie Stevie Stevie take control of this shit about circumcision. Penises are not. Used, they're like plungers. Penises are not for looking at. They're for use. They're like. Plungers.

37:39 I am the master of the clit, the the. The clit the. Clit the. Clit the. Clit the. Clit, the clit, the clit. Small chronic break. Do people stop calling us names on the Internet? Central preoccupation is weed and Dick and fart jokes. I mean, exactly, I have nipples, I have nipples, I have nipples, Mr. Stevie. Nipples have been minted at some point that I have missed. What a night, what a night. We're having my friends. Shit's getting crazy. I don't know what just happened, Hemi, I'm just going to tell you that right now. I know you're listening to wild cards and shit's tighter than Dick skin up in here. Tighter than Dick skin. That's what I said. We tighter than Dick skin, tighter than Dick skin, tighter than Dick skin, tighter than Dick skin.

38:24 So shout out to being tighter than Dick skin and shout out to stakes is high. I don't know if you know the it's a fantastic group, De La Soul, but I I feel like the stakes. Oh, you're taking us back. It's. Like an anniversary right now. So if I had buttons pushed the right way, which I obviously, dude, we're we're going to take it back. There we go. Shout out to De la Give. Give me two minutes on De La while I finish rolling this gorilla finger. And instamatic focal point

39:15 bringing damage to your bar room and some brothers from the east with the beats that be thorough got the solar gravitation be a hip hop photo. Sick of bitches shaking asses. I'm sick of talking about blood. Sick of Versace glasses? Sick of slang? Sick. Of pap ass award show, sick of name brand clothes. Sick of barn B bitches on the bullshit track Cocaine and cracks which brings sickness to black. Sick of slow head? Rappers where they sicker than rap clap some gas making the home sick world collapse. The facts. And getting sick and even sick of. You listen to Wildcats.

40:00 And BEC, it's like happy hour, you know what I'm saying? It's like final call. Dude, that that's what it's supposed to be, right? I'm not even trying to be silly right now, because my homeboy demos is like whenever you complain, you sound funny. I'm not trying to sound funny. Shout out to demos. No, but for real though, like I, I love spaces like, you know, honestly, like I'm in my whip my car a lot, right? So I like to just to scroll through and see what spaces are cooking and, and, and there's a space for everybody, like for real, like there's informational ones, There's ones that are quiet for a couple minutes at a time and people like that. I don't like that. And then then there's the wildcards and what are we doing?

40:48 I guess, As for years we've been saying it's just a couple of idiots on the couch just having fun and busting shops and, and doing the do you know what I mean? So shout out to everybody who rolls out on a it's not Friday anymore. We back on Thursdays. Rewind. Shout out to everybody was out on a Thursday. But yeah, we, you know, Hemi, you know, we just here to provide some that, that, that, that that bar lounge, hanging out with your homies, getting stupid, maybe maybe learning something. I mean, I just learned that Doctor Raza, he plays with Asians. And shout out to everybody's little little desires in their lives. I, I love Asians too. Yes, I, I have Chinese nuts, in case you didn't know. Shout out to my little Chinese

41:33 nuts. You're well. Travelled Mr. Stevie. I I really am like not as well travelled as our man. Golly though. Oh wait. Oh man, you have no idea what my screens look like right right now. Shit's crazy. But shout out to my little Chinese nuts that was this. No it wasn't yo. They're hoping. To take out this Stevie. Yo, dude, shit's bonkers right now. Like, you know, it's like I'm in the steam room right now. Make the money, man, because everyone's got to get naked. It's like 95° in the United States of Boston. I'm just saying I can't think straight. Oh, it's a hot one out there. Oh it fucking sucks. Shout out to people with central air conditioning.

42:21 I am not one of those motherfuckers. It's. I'm going to. Get real weird with it. Oh wait, can I, can I shout out, can I shout out the supreme leader and ruler, Mr. President Trump? He states that there's nothing illegal and nothing wrong with him making 1.4 billion from crypto. So you know, if you if you didn't sell the top, he did. Yo, that is amazing. 1.4 billion. Yo, where were you at? Why weren't you buying when he was buying? He said buy crypto, now's the time. I am the president El presidente $1.4 billion later TV.

43:14 Shout out to the whales. I got one last attempt to bring La Corita Pasita up here, man. One last attempt. I'll be giving my all. I'll be giving my all. I feel like Esco is doing his mating call to get Colada up here. Yo, hey, I'm telling you everyday put my my balls in the blockchain and everything for you. You know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to bring you on Posita, Posita bro. I mean in the blockchain man.